I am Lois Lane

Full-time journalist and wife, part-time "farmer", and mother to my beautiful children. I've interviewed everyone and now it's time for me to be in the hot seat. (18+ Only. I'm an adult, I don't talk to kids.)

[reality-of-prime]

I am starting a campaign.

VOTE FOR SUPERBOY PRIME FOR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Jesus...

[reality-of-prime]

You can blame Robin for giving me the idea.

I actually like it.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

It strokes your ego, of course you like it.

... Which Robin?

[reality-of-prime]

It has a nice ring to it too 🤷‍♂️ "Superboy Prime 2026 Tumblr Sexyman"

It's the youngest Robin.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Does it though?

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Yeah it's quite a mouthful.

[reality-of-prime]

'blr Sexyman' for short then.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Blr... The Blur...

Do we really need to be reminded of The Emo Phase?

[reality-of-prime]

It was for only a couple pages!

[the-intrepid-reporter]

*Narrows eyes* One was too many.

It's so much better in Technicolor.

[reality-of-prime]

I am starting a campaign.

VOTE FOR SUPERBOY PRIME FOR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Jesus...

[reality-of-prime]

You can blame Robin for giving me the idea.

I actually like it.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

It strokes your ego, of course you like it.

... Which Robin?

[reality-of-prime]

It has a nice ring to it too 🤷‍♂️ "Superboy Prime 2026 Tumblr Sexyman"

It's the youngest Robin.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Does it though?

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Yeah it's quite a mouthful.

[reality-of-prime]

'blr Sexyman' for short then.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Blr... The Blur...

Do we really need to be reminded of The Emo Phase?

[the-intrepid-reporter]

During my imprisonment in Lex Luthor's former pocket dimension, which was recently discovered by Superman and the Justice Gang, Luthor made several discriminatory statements against Superman. A few of which include the following:

"Kryptonian scum"

"A threat to humanity's legacy"

"I'll create a smear campaign online to convince people that metahumans are the problem and create distrust in Superman to distract from the war"

- Obviously, he never thought I'd escape to share that last bit. Very much an idiot for an evil mastermind

Hope this helps with your article!

(OOC// I'm 18+ and roleplaying as one of my DC OCs who was a former metahuman experiment of Lex, turned journalist and anti-hero- based on the comments in the Metropolis RP community)

These are all very good observations.

How long were you imprisoned? Were you able to speak and connect with the other prisoners?

Did you see the murder of Malik Ali?

[daily-daydream]

I was imprisoned for approximately two years, after being taken during my last semester at Gotham University. During my imprisonment, Lex performed involuntary experiments on my DNA, combining it with alien genetics.

The only other prisoners I spoke with were one of Lex's ex - girlfriends and the Justice Gang member now known as Metamorpho. Really great folks btw

I had escaped a few months prior to the murder, so I was unable to witness it. May the hero rest in peace

[the-intrepid-reporter]

And tell me how you escaped.

[daily-daydream]

My abilities can allow me to blend into things, so I waited for the right opportunity and hopped on one of his floating loading carts and hid until he couldn't track me anymore

[the-intrepid-reporter]

But how did you get out of your cell? Those cells were sealed tight until Superman burst them open. Time was basically non-existent in that pocket universe, correct?

[reality-of-prime]

I am starting a campaign.

VOTE FOR SUPERBOY PRIME FOR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Jesus...

[reality-of-prime]

You can blame Robin for giving me the idea.

I actually like it.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

It strokes your ego, of course you like it.

... Which Robin?

[reality-of-prime]

It has a nice ring to it too 🤷‍♂️ "Superboy Prime 2026 Tumblr Sexyman"

It's the youngest Robin.

[big-blue-of-tomorrow]

Does it though?

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Yeah it's quite a mouthful.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

During my imprisonment in Lex Luthor's former pocket dimension, which was recently discovered by Superman and the Justice Gang, Luthor made several discriminatory statements against Superman. A few of which include the following:

"Kryptonian scum"

"A threat to humanity's legacy"

"I'll create a smear campaign online to convince people that metahumans are the problem and create distrust in Superman to distract from the war"

- Obviously, he never thought I'd escape to share that last bit. Very much an idiot for an evil mastermind

Hope this helps with your article!

(OOC// I'm 18+ and roleplaying as one of my DC OCs who was a former metahuman experiment of Lex, turned journalist and anti-hero- based on the comments in the Metropolis RP community)

These are all very good observations.

How long were you imprisoned? Were you able to speak and connect with the other prisoners?

Did you see the murder of Malik Ali?

[daily-daydream]

I was imprisoned for approximately two years, after being taken during my last semester at Gotham University. During my imprisonment, Lex performed involuntary experiments on my DNA, combining it with alien genetics.

The only other prisoners I spoke with were one of Lex's ex - girlfriends and the Justice Gang member now known as Metamorpho. Really great folks btw

I had escaped a few months prior to the murder, so I was unable to witness it. May the hero rest in peace

[the-intrepid-reporter]

And tell me how you escaped.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

During my imprisonment in Lex Luthor's former pocket dimension, which was recently discovered by Superman and the Justice Gang, Luthor made several discriminatory statements against Superman. A few of which include the following:

"Kryptonian scum"

"A threat to humanity's legacy"

"I'll create a smear campaign online to convince people that metahumans are the problem and create distrust in Superman to distract from the war"

- Obviously, he never thought I'd escape to share that last bit. Very much an idiot for an evil mastermind

Hope this helps with your article!

(OOC// I'm 18+ and roleplaying as one of my DC OCs who was a former metahuman experiment of Lex, turned journalist and anti-hero- based on the comments in the Metropolis RP community)

These are all very good observations.

How long were you imprisoned? Were you able to speak and connect with the other prisoners?

Did you see the murder of Malik Ali?

[thereallexluthor]

are you and Clark Kent a secret couple don’t worry I won’t tell anyone 👀👀👀👀???????

No. We are not a couple and we will never. The next time I hear about this there will be major consequences that you will have to succumb to.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

It's funney that you think you're going to be the one doleing out any consequences.

[blondwhxrewrites]

I need to be in-between Lois Lane and Clark Kent.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Call us up. Put us in a group chat. We can talk about it. We have a price.

[reality-of-prime]

I am starting a campaign.

VOTE FOR SUPERBOY PRIME FOR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Jesus...

[reality-of-prime]

You can blame Robin for giving me the idea.

I actually like it.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

It strokes your ego, of course you like it.

... Which Robin?

[reality-of-prime]

I am starting a campaign.

VOTE FOR SUPERBOY PRIME FOR 2026 TUMBLR SEXYMAN

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Jesus...

[dinahmite-voice]

Cost a whopping $5.95.

What's more embarassing, Ollie posing for this or that I bought it??? 🫣

[OOC tags: @archerharper / @arson-of-arrows / @the-better-speedy / @verdant-star / @trickshot-hottie ]

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Oh Ollie.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Would you be willing to send me Jimmy Olsen so I can get him and Bernard Dowd to hang out I need them to be best friends

I can say that we need a photographer to go to Gotham and you can have Bernard meet him when he arrives. But that's the best I can do. I can lede a horce to the bar but I can't get him drunk.

[discowing-ding]

idgaf what dc says jon kent is currently clocking 16 hrs of screentime on his ipad in the passenger seat of the STOLEN batmobile while damian whips it around every corner in gotham at warp speed

[the-intrepid-reporter]

He did WHAT now?!

[the-intrepid-reporter]

What's your favorite ice cream flavor and why?

And do I have permission to add your response to my publication for National Ice Cream Month? Thanks in advance!

@starlight-scoop

Hello! Digging deep like a good cub reporter should!

My all-time favorite is... Rocky Road! It's got the toppings mixed in! If that's not available, Butter Pecan. I like nuts, what can I say? And if those two aren't available, which at that point can you really call yourself an ice cream parlor? I'll go with vanilla but you better have sprinkles and hot fudge and nuts and cherries and whipped cream on top!

FYI - It took Clark years after I met him to know this. He thought it was coffee 🙄

(Yes you have my permission.)

[clarkkent--dailyplanet]

Okay, in my defence, you do drink a sizeable amount of coffee per day-

[the-intrepid-reporter]

That's only because it helps me focus.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Ms Lane.

What's a Cronkite?

Laughs.

Hello! A Cronkite isn't a what, it's a who. Walter Cronkite is one of the few journalists that have become a household name. (A list that my name also graces.) He was a pioneer in television news. He was the one who announced the world's most important events into American homes. He started as a sports announcer in Oklahoma City but when given a contract at CBS (still radio at the time) he reported on WWII, including the Nuremberg Trials. In the 1960s he was the one to announce the assassinations of John F. Kennedy and Martin Luthor King Jr. He was the voice when American astronauts landed on the moon. He was one of the few journalists to go over to Vietnam and it's rumored that President Lyndon B. Johnson said "If I've lost Cronkite, I've lost middle America." (For as much as people believe the coasts dictate American policy, politicians know that's not the case.)

He was a staple in the industry for almost 45 years. The term "Anchor" comes from how his position at CBS was described. He was a staunch proponent of keeping journalism unbiased and objective as possible. Walter Cronkite was considered to be the most honest man in America. If Cronkite said it was true, it was.

Lastly, he is credited for starting the "sign off" news anchors are known for with his phrase:

"...And that's the way it is."

To be called "Cronkite" or referred to him in any way is an incredible compliment. I couldn't do what I do if it wasn't for him.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

Another Lois?

We can form a trinity now!

@thats-so-lane

//this is probably gonna be my only interaction with you considering my blog is 16+, but I wanted to welcome you 😁

Apparently there's an infanite number of us! 😂

//As long as YOU'RE over the age of 18, we can. My age restriction is for the person not the blog, if that makes sense. Like just because your blog allows under 18 but you yourself are over 18, I'll talk to you. But I'm not checking IDs lol.

[the-intrepid-reporter]

I just wanted to ask if you cover 'international' news, aka news from other places

Hello!

What an interesting question. In my career, I've been able to write for many of the great metropolitan newspapers around the world. I've been very fortunate to have been sent all over the world for a story and including being stationed at the Daily Planet's Nairobi office for a short time. I even had a syndicated column once.

But... If you're asking if I'm willing to go father? Travel outside the boundaries of the terra... Then you should know, there's no place my nose won't sniff out a story.