EVERYTHING JESSE

Jesse Eisenberg appreciation blog.

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Jesse Eisenberg lecture in Seattle

Host: Are you Indian?

Jesse: (laughs) Jewish. Similar traumas, better propaganda.

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Random fact #3

Jesse's guiding principle for creation is that the creator should like the thing more than anybody else.

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Random Fact #2

When Jesse was young, people used to tell him, "You're as funny as Steve Urkel".

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Random Fact #1

Jesse wanted to play for the Phoenix Suns when he was younger but soon realised that he stopped growing in height so he knew he had to do something else.

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Jesse Eisenberg Writing List

Here are all the writings that Jesse did. (master tag list)

Please feel free to inform if you discovered any new pieces.

The New Yorker

2013

MY MOTHER EXPLAINS THE BALLET TO ME

SEPARATION-ANXIETY SLEEPAWAY CAMP

A MARRIAGE COUNSELOR TRIES TO HECKLE AT A KNICKS GAME

MARV ALBERT IS MY THERAPIST

FINAL CONVERSATIONS AT POMPEII

A BULLY DOES HIS RESEARCH

A SHORT STORY WRITTEN WITH THOUGHT-TO-TEXT TECHNOLOGY

2014

CARMELO ANTHONY AND I DEBRIEF OUR FRIENDS AFTER A PICKUP GAME AT THE Y.M.C.A.

IF I WAS FLUENT IN …

2015

AN HONEST FILM REVIEW

MY NEPHEW HAS SOME QUESTIONS

MEN AND DANCING

2016

WHY I BROKE UP WITH THE LITTLE MERMAID

MY COUSIN RECENTLY BECAME A REALTOR

McSweeny’s

2009

MANAGEABLE TONGUE TWISTERS

2010

MARXIST-SOCIALISTS JOKES

2011

A POST GENDER NORMATIVE MAN TRIES TO PICK UP A WOMAN AT A BAR

2012

THE WHISKEY BLUE BAR AT THE W HOTEL

TCBY

MASGOUF

ROBERT FROST ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA

ORGANIX VS. THE SAN GENNARO STREET FESTIVAL

BODY RITUALS AMONG THE LAUXESORTEM

JEREMY LIN HAS HELPED ME THROUGH SOME PRETTY TOUGH TIMES

THANKSGIVING WITH VEGANS

2013

MATTHEW’S HOUSE

THE ASHRAM AND MOM

FUDDRUCKERS AND AN UNRELIABLE NEW FRIEND

A CRAWFISH BOIL AND DAD’S NEW FAMILY

A POST GENDER NORMATIVE WOMAN TRIES TO PICK UP A MAN AT A BAR

THE MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY AND MAKING COMPROMISES

ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL’S FIRST FIVE PHONE CALLS

2015

SUSHI NOZAWA

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Master Tag List (Jesse Eisenberg)

Please use this list if you’re looking for specific posts! I’ll keep this updated constantly. Please be patient:)

ASK BOX | ANSWERED

Writings

Readings (Making in progress)

Interviews (Making in progress)

Random facts (I’ll try to post them frenquently, but if you have a specific question, ask here)

Quotes

Textposts

Others

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JESSE EISENBERG APPRECIATION BLOG

This blog is basically dedicated to Jesse Eisenberg! I’ll be sharing pictures, video/audio links, updates + some random facts about this sweet angel:)

Please follow and leave a note if you post about Jesse! (I’m looking for blogs to follow) And please feel free to ask anything, I’ll try my best to answer ✨