Large Lazy Lion

Welcome to the memedome. I don't even know what my interests are. they/them 30 selfship blog: selfshipping-baby

[enigmaticvariation]

Here's a zine I made a few months ago inspired by Folie a Deux!

[elon-musty-ass]

[ozempicofficial]

[pomrania]

Where you live, do you know who the mayor is?

yes (because they're horrible)

yes (because they're great)

yes (because they're a very public figure)

yes (because I'm interested in local politics)

yes (because there's a personal connection)

yes (not otherwise specified)

maybe?

no

it's complicated

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Voting ended onFeb 26, 2025

[pomrania]

If you said that you don't know who the mayor is, did you vote in the most recent municipal election?

yes

I didn't live here back then, or was otherwise ineligible to vote

I intended to, but I didn't actually

no

this question does not apply to me; I knew who the mayor is

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Voting ended onFeb 26, 2025

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[theauspolchronicles]

"Woke" is a nonsense term for dipshits who incessantly need to virtue signal that they hate women and minorities. I need right wing people to pick up a fucking dictionary and learn a new word like "empathy" so they can see how utterly fucking stupid it is to parrot "woke" constantly like a sheep with a white supremacy complex. Learn new words. Learn how the world works. Learn how to care about others instead of banging on about nonsense that no one but you gives a shit about. Adults screaming "it's woke!" has the same energy as a toddler crying because their parent won't let them eat dog shit. Grow up.

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry

[epilepticsaints]

[ishouldbesleepin]

[queerpunksrock]

a boy and a girl can be gay for each other if theyre bisexual and their genders are weird enough

[couldntrelate]

[psychephrenic]

[virtualgirladvance]

[daggernoballs]

[dovand]

[eurodynamic]

ŌKAMI (2006) dev. Clover Studio

[pnfpn]

“I have all these OCs! But no story…”

bruh

make a fighting game

[k8katbloggity]

But what if half your ocs are softys and not made for fighting?

[combinecremator]

dating sim

[clonedroids]

this post changed the game

[luckycaricature]

Hey btw if you don’t know how to program, you should check out [novelty], which is a free Visual Novel creation software. Absolutely no programming required, and it’s super easy to use, I played with it some when I was a teen but the only reason I didn’t do much with it is cuz I made my story complicated and had like 5000 different branching routes that kept spawning new routes and made myself confused LMAO

But yeah, it’s a WYSIWYG with a really straight-forward GUI, if I remember correctly.

It even comes with some free backgrounds and characters and stuff, and this is what it looks like:

Did I mention it’s super duper free? It hasn’t been updated since 2010, but it has basically all you’d need to make a simple visual novel.

Just make sure your DirectX runtime is updated, cuz it can act buggy if it’s outdated, but this program is so old that I doubt it’d even be an issue lol

[pixel-cat-1]

holy shit

[exhuastedpigeon]

Having "a lot" of followers on tumblr is funny because probably 80% of them are ghost blogs who haven't been on here in like a decade.

It's like, no no, those aren't my followers, that's a graveyard! I'm the caretaker of a thousands of tombs. I love them, but they've been dead for seven years.

[jellyfish-everywhere]

EVERY BODY KNOWS SHITS FUCKED

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[enki2]

[suzanami]

yay, my markers came! I really need to find my pencil sharpener. (I didn't change Jo's design, I just forgot how to color my own oc lol)