THE LITERALIST

A heart for adventure - A quest for laughter Message me anytime, I love helping people and making people smile. Also, check out my Fan fiction tab for some USUK Hetalia goodness ;)

[kirstengillibrand]

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

this cant fuckin be real

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

Wow

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

the last thing you see before you get sued

[wickedwitchofthenorth]

What is up with Cartoon Network’s fascination with The Golden Girls recentally? This is getting kinda weird.

[hereforthenight-deactivated2020]

have you watched The Golden Girls??

[catasters]

[stimman3000]

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[w0wls]

When the effects dont load right

[scarecade]

[squ-onk]

Science side of tumblr pls explain

[daddyhiccup]

It’s called a Laminar Flow. Water usually has a lot of turbulence in it, and that is that causes it to look rather chaotic when it’s spraying out of a hose.

Laminar Flow occurs when all the water is moving in the exact same direction, eliminating turbulence, and thus, creating a flow of water that looks like glass.

Still, the idea that this is creating Laminar flow randomly is quite incredible, usually it requires specially built nozzles to create it.

[apocalypse-of-the-fucked]

science side of tumblr coming back at us with hard facts and incredibly unexpected urls

[niebieskafanta]

[spartanlocke]

[muppetshow2026]

open rp

“hey guys its me kurt cobain from nirvana” said kurt cobain from nirvana

[sofarsogoodsowhat]

“holy shit is that kurt cobain”

[muppetshow2026]

“is that a fucking bear”

[septic-everlasting]

Tis the season

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

my spongebob favorite quotes video is making its rounds again so i made another, there are still so many more it would probably be like an hour long

[turbolesbo]

look at this thing i got at the airport when leaving germany

it’s a giant tic tac box filled with tiny tic tac boxes

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

the internet has ruined riddles. hows the riddle market supposed to succeed when u can just look up the answer to any old riddle on ur damn phone. have some respect

[speckeltail]

[funnytwittertweets]

[yasferatu-deactivated20220102]

Me immediately after getting the Claire's vaccine

[tonyalmeida]

[zuzuya-a-deactivated20200318]

the sheer fact that these two share the same voice actor ( kappei yamaguchi ) is literally sending me

i’m not lying, i swear, yamaguchi voices larry the cucumber in the japanese dub of veggie tales, it’s literally on yamaguchi’s wiki on his voice works -

[return-of-the-trinidude]

Now we know what L stands for

[sugarglider-s]

Kinda gay to make a wanted poster… why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

[ilovedookie]

Yeah. Hold him accountable.

[much-needed-context]

Hold him accountable for stealing your heart?

[libraford]

After being told all our lives that minimum wage is for high schoolers trying to get work experience and not for adults with rent and bills, a restaurant near me is learning what it's like to have a crew of only high school students.

They want to work less hours so they can participate in school activities (games, dances, college prep courses).

The boss says that if they dont pick up more hours, they are fired.

So they all left.

Now the restaurant is closed.

[jdeko]

nature is healing

[uncle-cazador]

We are the varus

[princesshair]

I have the most random question ever: when you have to type this “?” or make a uppercase letter which shift do you use, left or right? Blue or red? Reblog this and answer in the tags

[frenchifries]

i… forgot there was a right shift button