Your Friendly Neighborhood Abomination

Courier Leeds | Just "Leeds" is fine | He/They/It | Aspec And Genderfluid | Not Registered Under the Veil |  Professional Smuggler, Angel Hunter, And Ichor Supplier Extraordinare | That's right, bitches. I kill angels and sell their parts for a living. Well, I technically I sell celestial parts of all kinds, but low ranking angels happen to make up most of my stock because of how utterly infested the mortal realm is. Can you believe it? It's the twentyfirst century and there are still enough biblethumpers and manipuilative assholes in the world for this to still be a problem. Feel free to ask me anything about the viel, about my work, what kind of monsters roam the world, what angels are actually like, anything. Just don't ask me about 1909 and we'll be good, alright? Also I'm not really into eating humans, but if you bring any sexist, racist, queerphobic, fascist, antsemetic, or pro-colonialist bullshit here, I might just make an acception. 

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

...Delilah won't stop calling me. I'm starting to think I miss her.

She misses you too

But I can't talk to her...

Why not? She cares about you

I just can't fucking talk to her. She'd rat me out. She'd rat me out and I know it.

She was there for you back then, don't you think she can be here for you now?

All she cares about is rules and laws and bullshit. She didn't even care when I told her HE did to me.

Her hands were tied, they still are. There's only so much she can achieve.

"There's only so much she can achieve"?! SHE LEFT ME! I NEEDED HER AND SHE FUCKING LEFT ME!

Leaving you broke her.

Leaving didn't do shit to her. HE ruined MY life, not hers. I was broken, NOT HER.

She's trying to make things right.

All she wants is to turn me in.

She can do that right now... But she hasn't yet, has she?

...Would it hurt to pick up the phone?

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

It's gonna be one of those days again... Why does it always get so hard to tell dreams apart from reality?

[topherchris]

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

I'm surprised the porn bots haven't started swarming me yet. Must be my natural charm.

[a-thousand-wasps-in-a-trenchcoat]

Wouldn't having "natural charm" draw more bots in?

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

Exactly.

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

I'm surprised the porn bots haven't started swarming me yet. Must be my natural charm.

[the-long-forgotten-horror]

Hey, shoutout to @ijustdontknowsometimes for helping me set up this blog!

I was definitely a bit skeptical when you suggested it, considering that I'm supposed to be drawing attention away from myself and all, but you know what? It ended up being a great call, especially since I get to fuck over the Council without worrying about their stupid cronies at the FORCE tracking me. It's good to know that none of the shitwads on the Council wouldn't be caught dead on this hellsite...

Unlike with that fiasco back on Twitter.

(I'm looking at you, @a-thousand-wasps-in-a-trenchcoat, what in the fresh fucking hell was that?)