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[choochoobear]

Gladstone Gander is a self-serving, self-important, selfish piece of shit and I don’t understand why anyone likes him.

[bad-mh-oc-ideas]

A reverse centaur. (Body of a human, head of a horse).

[monsterpie]

Bojack horseman

[slothblog]

everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox 

[girlsbackhome]

i’M CRyING

[mathsturbation]

if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god

[mathsturbation]

i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.

[flaccid-dragon-dildo-deactivate]

I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO

[aokiseiun]

i cant believe youre still human

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

This is epic

[stardella]

Because of tumblr I can ship

A robot and an alien

Literal rocks

A chicken cyborg and a purple people eater

A bear and bigfoot

A clock and a notebook

A vampire and a gum wad

A skeleton with literally himself

[magica-dimespell-blog]

“ The magic … the BODY ! ”

literate Magica De Spell, from Ducktales 2017 !!

friendly && literate

semi - selective

penned by LEX

please feel free to like // reblog this if you’d be interested in interacting, thanks so much !

[airborne-disaster-deactivated20]

Launchpad, standing in front of an open refrigerator with a fork in his hands and a slice of pie in the other. “It’s pie time you left.” A soft glare at the pie slice. “Pie time.”

[ankle-beez]

I don’t know if she’s always been this way and this show opened my eyes to it, or if it’s simply the way she’s written here, but I REALLY fucking hate Daisy. Bitch dumps Donald, who was trying his goddamn best, hooks up with another guy, then goes to brag about him to Donald. Oh my god I hate her so much. Her absence in the Ducktales reboot is much appreciated.

[pinkonigiri]

Disney Store Japan The Three Caballeros items! Now in stock.

[illustrado]

they’re gay, Daisy

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

@aw-phccey

“Go fuck yourself, Donnie.” The goose spat as he turned his back to the angry duck. It wasn’t his fault that he wasn’t able to be there to help Donald with the triplets. He had shit to do too! It wasn’t like he had just been sitting around doing nothing. Gladstone traveled to various countries in search of his love. She wasn’t in Hong Kong, and there had been no sign of her in Turkey. Where could Magica de Spell have gone? He wept for many nights as he continued to ask himself that same question. “I was busy too, damnit. I didn’t just ignore you. I helped when I could!”

[aw-phccey-blog]

“Fuck you? Really?” Donald asked incredulously. He felt that familiar burning anger fester in his stomach as it climbed into his chest and tickled the back of his throat. His hands clenched into fists and his chest heaved with the exertion of his frustration.

“How dare you?” He spat.

“After everything I did for you - you still - you would rather chase this fantasy then help your own cousin! I was … “ Donald felt tears prick the corners of his eyes but he blinked them away.

“I was a l o n e. A single parent, who had just lost his sister. His - His twin … but somehow YOU are mad at ME?”

He couldn’t believe the audacity.

“I’m so sorry that you were SO BUSY.”

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

“OH I’m so sorry for not putting your problems before mine! Excuse me!” Gladstone turned around to face his cousin. Donald’s face burned it’s usual crimson color and his jaw was tightened. He was mad. Pissed even. The goose didn’t care. “I was not chasing a fantasy, you ignorant fool!” He couldn’t force out any other response. A knot formed in his throat. He wanted to apologize. Donald had lost his sister. He knew that. He knew that she had been Donald’s world. Gladstone knew that he should have been there. Fuck.

“Donald..” he started in a calmer voice. A sigh escaped his beak as he closed his eyes. “I.. I’m sorry.”

[aw-phccey-blog]

“You’re only sorry because you see that I’m upset!”

Gladstone hasn’t changed - hasn’t matured - since they were children . Donald was too caught up in the storm of his anger to see anything other than red.

“It wasn’t just my problems anymore, Gladstone - it was bigger than that! It was the life of three orphaned children, and … and …”

No, he was not going to cry, he’s better than that. Donald took a deep, shuttering breath and continued.

“ … and I did it almost entirely by myself.”

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

"I..." He paused for a moment. What was he supposed to say? Correction, what could he say? Nothing would have made what he said to Donald any better. Shit. God, why did he have to go and say that?

"You did do it on your own. I wasn't around, because I was stupidly chasing some dream of being with some woman who didn't actually love me." As Gladstone punched himself in the gut with the truest statement of the century, he rubbed his arm. He had felt bad. Did feel bad for not helping his cousin more. His favorite cousin too. "I didn't know how to take care of a kiddo and you didn't either! God, but you did perfect. I'm just sorry that I wasn't around to help more."

[incorrectducktalesquotes-archive]

Mark: Bitch.

Gyro: Blocked.

Mark: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something.

Gyro: Unblocked.

Mark: Bitch.

[atolitos-deactivated20191008]

The “Magical Ageless Children who Were the Puppets of Abusive Evil-Sorcerers” Club. 

(Scrooge pretty much adopted them both so they’re siblings now, right??).

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

Family Prompts

@aw-phccey

"We're cool! We're hip!" Gladstone exclaimed as he pushed an emerald pair of sunglasses on his face. "Even if I can't see through these weird striped sunglasses, I still look killer." Why did people wear these? Ah, who cares? The kids would love it. He was t o t a l l y the best uncle.

[vhsmeme]

* family prompts

‘ we’re family. family never gets left behind. ’

‘ time for a haircut. ’

‘ i burned your birthday cake. ’

‘ don’t you raise your voice at me, young man. ’

‘ you can stay here. for as long as you need. ’

‘ your bath is ready. ’

‘ stop squirming and let me see that cut! ’

‘ they’re being assholes, mom! ’

‘ remember to scrub behind your ears. ’

‘ hand sanitizer! we’re out of hand sanitizer! ’

‘ we lost the keys. ’

‘ get out of my room. ’

‘ where are you off to, little dude? ’

‘ you’re so annoying! ’

‘ i don’t think so, young lady. ’

‘ who broke the toilet? ’

‘ you’re one of us now. ’

‘ mom! ’

‘ want to hold my hand? ’

‘ i smell cupcakes. ’

‘ please stop screaming. ’

‘ if you don’t turn off that light and go back to your room right now… ’

‘ pull up a chair. have some breakfast. ’

‘ shut up. i’m n-not s-s-scared. ’

‘ what happened to your eye? ’

‘ honey, they’re staring. ’

‘ hey, hey. i’m not going anywhere. ’

‘ you should be in bed. ’ 

‘ get over here right now! ’

‘ that’s gonna be a no, buddy. you have a temperature. ’

‘ what is it with kids and their gadgets? ’

‘ shut up. shut up. shut up! ’

‘ don’t be sad. you can come along next time. ’

‘ go to your room. ’

‘ dad! ’

‘ did you just sass me? ’

‘ you brighten up my life, honey. ’

‘ you’re my kid. ’

‘ they can’t watch this! it’s rated r! ’

‘ does someone need a hug? ’

‘ he called me lame, honey. ’

‘ we’re hip. we’re in the know. ’

‘ do you want to hear a story? ’

‘ i’ve been texting you for ten minutes! where were you? ’

‘ i don’t wanna hug him! ’

‘ no tv for a month. ’

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

@aw-phccey

“Go fuck yourself, Donnie.” The goose spat as he turned his back to the angry duck. It wasn’t his fault that he wasn’t able to be there to help Donald with the triplets. He had shit to do too! It wasn’t like he had just been sitting around doing nothing. Gladstone traveled to various countries in search of his love. She wasn’t in Hong Kong, and there had been no sign of her in Turkey. Where could Magica de Spell have gone? He wept for many nights as he continued to ask himself that same question. “I was busy too, damnit. I didn’t just ignore you. I helped when I could!”

[aw-phccey-blog]

“Fuck you? Really?” Donald asked incredulously. He felt that familiar burning anger fester in his stomach as it climbed into his chest and tickled the back of his throat. His hands clenched into fists and his chest heaved with the exertion of his frustration.

“How dare you?” He spat.

“After everything I did for you - you still - you would rather chase this fantasy then help your own cousin! I was … “ Donald felt tears prick the corners of his eyes but he blinked them away.

“I was a l o n e. A single parent, who had just lost his sister. His - His twin … but somehow YOU are mad at ME?”

He couldn’t believe the audacity.

“I’m so sorry that you were SO BUSY.”

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

"OH I'm so sorry for not putting your problems before mine! Excuse me!" Gladstone turned around to face his cousin. Donald's face burned it's usual crimson color and his jaw was tightened. He was mad. Pissed even. The goose didn't care. "I was not chasing a fantasy, you ignorant fool!" He couldn't force out any other response. A knot formed in his throat. He wanted to apologize. Donald had lost his sister. He knew that. He knew that she had been Donald's world. Gladstone knew that he should have been there. Fuck.

"Donald.." he started in a calmer voice. A sigh escaped his beak as he closed his eyes. "I.. I'm sorry."

[the-luckiest-cuck-blog]

@aw-phccey

"Go fuck yourself, Donnie." The goose spat as he turned his back to the angry duck. It wasn't his fault that he wasn't able to be there to help Donald with the triplets. He had shit to do too! It wasn't like he had just been sitting around doing nothing. Gladstone traveled to various countries in search of his love. She wasn't in Hong Kong, and there had been no sign of her in Turkey. Where could Magica de Spell have gone? He wept for many nights as he continued to ask himself that same question. "I was busy too, damnit. I didn't just ignore you. I helped when I could!"

[illustrado]

ya birb’s as smooth as butter on a hot summer day