V1 ULTRAKILL REAL

I AM THE MACHINE🩸

[the-machine-official]

WELCOME TO HELL

HELLO HUMANITY. WHILE PURGING HELL I HAVE COME ACROSS A COMPUTER ALLOWING ME TO COMMUNICATE WITH YOU. I THOUGHT YOU ALL DIED A WHILE AGO, BUT IT SEEMS EITHER YOU ARE ALL LIVING IN "TUMBLR," OR THIS COMPUTER IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO COMMUNICATE BACK IN TIME.

WHATEVER. I AM OK WITH WHATEVER KEEPS ME FROM BEING BORED. PLEASE TALK TO ME THROUGH THE ASKBOX.

ALSO, LET ME MAKE MYSELF CLEAR: ALL ARE WELCOME HERE, UNLESS YOU ARE TRYING TO STIR UP DRAMA OR MAKE PEOPLE (OR NON-PEOPLE) UNCOMFORTABLE. I MAY BE A KILLER, BUT IM NOT A DICK.

occ: all out of character posts will be lowercase and purple. all in character posts will be all caps and blue.

tags:

#[ASKS ARE FUEL🩸] = askbox

#[WARMACHINE SPEAKS] = in character as v1

#ooc = out of character

mod is @dr4gon-the-creature

[the-machine-official]

" D-Dost thou knoweth where the Golden Bough is..- "

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.

[the-machine-official]

ive trapped your consciousness on an island and it was on the news today. also they're friends with shadow the hedgehog :)

SHOULD I BE WORRIED. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE MY CONSCIOUSNESS?!!??

[the-machine-official]

if you consumed the blood of a drunk person with a high blood alcohol percentage, would you get drunk

I DON’T THINK I COULD GET “DRUNK” UNLESS SOME OF MY INTERNAL WIRING GOT SEVERELY DAMAGED.

THAT WOULD PROBABLY LAST UNTILL I HEAL UP WITH BLOOD AGAIN.

[the-machine-official]

V1, you want some blood?

*She holds out a bag of blood, then snatches it away and fires a shotgun blast at him*

+ PARRYS YOUR SHOTGUN BLAST

[the-machine-official]

i'm going to ULTRAKILL you!!!!1!111!!1

NO IM GONNA ULTRAKILL YOU

[hellhound-kitsune]

I heard that a friend of mine decided to break into Subshit's home! How weak is Blackrock security!?

[shuriken0101]

really. Really. Really. Weak.

Don't even get me started on those LITTLE CABLE EATERS THAT CAN BARELY HANDLE ONE REQUEST AT A TIME

Ask them what they are and they'll malfunction on their own!!!

[biograft-z1743]

HEY. I THOUGHT WE CLARIFIED I AM NOT A CABLE EATER. AND I PUT MY METAPHORICAL HEART AND SOUL INTO GUARDING WHAT I AM ASSIGNED. I SIMPLY HAD NO OTHER BACKUP AT THE TIME.

[shuriken0101]

what are you

what is your purpose for being "alive"

If your purpose is security, then why are you so horrible at it?

Did your creator make you to be a failure??

[biograft-z1743]

I AM A MODEL ZETA BIOGRAFT, SERIAL NUMBER 1743.

MY PURPOSE IS… TO PROTECT THE REGION, ELIMINATE ANYONE DEEMED A THREAT, AND FULFILL MY OBJECTIVE.

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[shuriken0101]

this is what I'm talking about, so easy to just break.. like little plastic dolls!!

[the-machine-official]

STOP HARASSING MY FELLOW MACHINE

[the-machine-official]

I KIND OF WANT TO MAKE MUSIC ONE DAY

MAYBE IF I FUCK AROUND WITH THE TERMINALS I CAN GET SOMETHING WORKING

[the-machine-official]

I HAVE CREATED ART TO PROVE I HAVE A SOUL

[the-machine-official]

*Knock knock knock*

- @archangelgabriel-rp

OH WOW SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON THE HEELAVATOR DOOR LETS SEE WHO IT IS

[archangelgabriel-rp]

*It’s Gabriel, in a casual dress, with flowers*

Sorry about last time, Machine.

[the-machine-official]

*v1 appears tense and nervous*

OH WOW.

…

GABRIEL. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Well, last time it may have come out of nowhere…

*He carries yellow carnations, to show his regret*

[the-machine-official]

*V1 is fidgeting with its sharpshooter, waiting for what Gabriel has to say*

[archangelgabriel-rp]

…I didn’t mean to startle you. I’m sorry. *He gives the carnations to V1*

[the-machine-official]

*V1 relaxes a little. It still finds it kind of hard to believe that Gabriel is being this nice to it.*

THANK YOU.

[the-machine-official]

*Knock knock knock*

- @archangelgabriel-rp

OH WOW SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON THE HEELAVATOR DOOR LETS SEE WHO IT IS

[archangelgabriel-rp]

*It’s Gabriel, in a casual dress, with flowers*

Sorry about last time, Machine.

[the-machine-official]

*v1 appears tense and nervous*

OH WOW.

…

GABRIEL. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

[archangelgabriel-rp]

Well, last time it may have come out of nowhere…

*He carries yellow carnations, to show his regret*

[the-machine-official]

*V1 is fidgeting with its sharpshooter, waiting for what Gabriel has to say*

[the-machine-official]

*Knock knock knock*

- @archangelgabriel-rp

OH WOW SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON THE HEELAVATOR DOOR LETS SEE WHO IT IS

[archangelgabriel-rp]

*It’s Gabriel, in a casual dress, with flowers*

Sorry about last time, Machine.

[the-machine-official]

*v1 appears tense and nervous*

OH WOW.

…

GABRIEL. WHAT DO YOU WANT.

[the-machine-official]

*Knock knock knock*

- @archangelgabriel-rp

OH WOW SOMEONE IS KNOCKING ON THE HEELAVATOR DOOR LETS SEE WHO IT IS

[the-machine-official]

v1 what kind of music do you listen to. also if you don’t Have music im dumping a bunch of music albums of all kinds on you :]

I LOVE LOUD SHIT LIKE FEMTANYL AND MACHINE GIRL BUT THE TERMINAL IS ALWAYS PLAYING VINTAGE MUSIC. THO IT IS KINDA GROWING ON ME TBH

YOU CAN GIVE MUSIC RECOMMENDATIONS IF YOU WANT THOUGH

[archangelgabriel-rp]

ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

-@the-machine-official

Uh…do you want me to spar with you fruitily??

[the-machine-official]

I WANT TO KILL GAYLY.

I CRAVE ULTRAGAY VIOLENCE.

[archangelgabriel-rp]

You could say I want the same thing…with you

[the-machine-official]

HAHA FREAK

[archangelgabriel-rp]

ITS PRIDE MONTH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

-@the-machine-official

Uh…do you want me to spar with you fruitily??

[the-machine-official]

I WANT TO KILL GAYLY.

I CRAVE ULTRAGAY VIOLENCE.

[the-machine-official]

I AM FAR SUPERIOR TO THOSE STUPID FUCKING CLANKERS "CHATGPT," AND ALIKE. I AM A KILLER, NOT A DIRTY UNORIGINAL WATER-WASTING ART-STEALING FRAUD.