the biggest, roundest moon

call me moon | 30 | Brazilian | he/they | this user reblogs a LOT | expect lots of Magnus Archives, Hollow Knight and twenty øne pilots

[pelko-p]

well duh

[hotvampireadjacent]

Kookaburra

[iamoutofideas]

get kookaburramogged you fucking idiot. we feed this cunt steaks 👇

[my-nida]

[all-in-the-gutter]

Gerry: God of love or hope or indigestion (or whatever)

[voldsoys]

can you save my heavydirtysoul?

[parkchanwoohoo]

if u get second job i'll you

YOU'LL ME??

[therozanov]

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.06

[girlballs]

my crinkling scrinklet

[girlballs]

no it's good for her

[tomb-mold]

feel weird wednesday

[chaosmagetwin]

reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist

[heuheu-the-goose]

From James Ortiz's instagram, a closeup look at Rocky’s hands, including his "goat leg".

[coelary-nsfw]

karine will never stop hoping

[starjasmines]

symbols have been fun but it's time for truth now.

[valtsv]

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

[valtsv]

[fantasiona]

to draw this was a very impulsive decision

they seem so sad <33

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[visenyaism]

god you people CAN do anything #growthmindset #youseethosedishestoo

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I fucking escaped The Narrative but it’s nothing but developer textures out here and the level looks like shit from outside so I’m starting to wonder if I can clip back in somewhere. Plz advise