The Team

Just your run-of-the-mill bunch of assassins working for a certain Consulting Criminal (OC blog for the various members of Sebastian Moran's Team)

[thetravelsofadreamer]

Oh you knoooow we're watching you~

-Kamal

Oh just fuck off.

[the-magpies-men]

Now, now, now. That's no way to treat your savior~ I saved your butt back there.

[hibernia-1]

Mr Kamal, please.

[the-magpies-men]

Mr. Kamal please what? I did help saving his butt. It's a fact. He has no right to get so pissy. And he does know why he's being watched all the time. Something to be grateful for, yes?

[hibernia-1]

Mr Kamal please DON'T BE A DICK TO CIAN, how about that? How would YOU feel if you'd have to be watched all the time by people you don't even LIKE because some cunt wants to disembowel you?

[the-magpies-men]

Oh, we both know the answer to that. He'd absolutely LOATHE it!

Hey!

You know I'm right.

Fine. Yes, you're right. I'd hate it. I'll shut up now.

[thetravelsofadreamer]

Oh you knoooow we're watching you~

-Kamal

Oh just fuck off.

[the-magpies-men]

Now, now, now. That's no way to treat your savior~ I saved your butt back there.

[hibernia-1]

Mr Kamal, please.

[the-magpies-men]

Mr. Kamal please what? I did help saving his butt. It's a fact. He has no right to get so pissy. And he does know why he's being watched all the time. Something to be grateful for, yes?

[thetravelsofadreamer]

Oh you knoooow we're watching you~

-Kamal

Oh just fuck off.

[the-magpies-men]

Now, now, now. That's no way to treat your savior~ I saved your butt back there.

[sweetoothgirl]

Red Wine and Cranberry Poached Pears

[the-magpies-men]

Mr Kamal just happened to be in the area?

Exactly~

[elliottcryptid]

Not to sound like I'm questionning your activities, but uh... why did Mr Cian have 1) a bodyguard who clearly wasn't doing their job + 2) Colonel Moran + 3) you just... hanging around? I'm staring to think it's almost a little unfair for the muggers.

[the-magpies-men]

All good questions. Here's some answers:

1.) Not sure but he'll never mess up on active duty again.

2.) The Colonel was there by chance I believe. (Or just in time one could say.)

3.) I like hanging around. I'm a night owl.

Maybe unfair but they should have just stayed away. Now they will. Forever~

[elliottcryptid]

I thiiiiiink Colonel Moran was there to throw hands??? For some reason??? Or did I misunderstand?

[the-magpies-men]

Hahahahaha. I thiiiink you are right. The reasons I didn't ask for. If I should venture a guess- Cian was an ass about something towards Mr. M and the Colonel didn't like that too much.

[the-magpies-men]

Mr Kamal just happened to be in the area?

Exactly~

[elliottcryptid]

Not to sound like I'm questionning your activities, but uh... why did Mr Cian have 1) a bodyguard who clearly wasn't doing their job + 2) Colonel Moran + 3) you just... hanging around? I'm staring to think it's almost a little unfair for the muggers.

[the-magpies-men]

All good questions. Here's some answers:

1.) Not sure but he'll never mess up on active duty again.

2.) The Colonel was there by chance I believe. (Or just in time one could say.)

3.) I like hanging around. I'm a night owl.

Maybe unfair but they should have just stayed away. Now they will. Forever~

[the-magpies-men]

Mr Kamal just happened to be in the area?

Exactly~

[jimconsultingcriminal]

He's taken care of, boss sir.

-Kamal

Gruesomely?

Well done, by the way, stepping in like that.

[the-magpies-men]

Yes, sir. Always happy to help~

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well, that was fun.

[jimconsultingcriminal]

How come you're bleeding?

[ofmagpiesandtigers]

Well, there were four of them.

[the-magpies-men]

I agree, it WAS fun.

[crochethub]

BE NOT AFRAID by safadancer

[the-magpies-men]

Well, four opinions are better than one, I'd be curious to know what y'all think of Mr Lafayette's impecable fashion sense!

(Let the record state that I think it's awesome. Unusual, and awesome. Please don't come for me)

I think he could definitely use some fresh outfits in his wardrobe selection.

I would agree in this instance.

I like braces. They keep your pants up. Very fashionable I think.

Well... Hm.... The bow tie is nice. I'm not sold on the braces, to be completely honest. He should add a nice vest on top.

I am not sure I can add much to the discussion. He dresses just fine.

[food-in-the-morning]

[morporkian-cryptid]

How did you manage to get the Colonel to dress up in these atroci- interesting outfits?

-Lafayette

Why, with my natural charm and charisma, and the deep trust brought on by nearly ten years of friendship!

Just kidding, I honestly have no idea. I mean, I did insist a bit saying that he was the one who'd asked me first. We were just playing around so I don't think I had too much convincing to do ^^

[the-magpies-men]

Hahaha. I must say I'm deeply impressed. Some of the choices were rather....daring.

[elliottcryptid]

Not any more daring than wearing a bowtie and suspenders in the year of our lord 2025.

[the-magpies-men]

Daring? Eh? How so?

[elliottcryptid]

I'm just saying that true style comes with uniqueness, and it takes a daring mind to stand by such personnal fashion choices - mine, the Colonel's, and yours!

[the-magpies-men]

Hmm... Still don't think it's that daring but... I suppose you're right.

[morporkian-cryptid]

How did you manage to get the Colonel to dress up in these atroci- interesting outfits?

-Lafayette

Why, with my natural charm and charisma, and the deep trust brought on by nearly ten years of friendship!

Just kidding, I honestly have no idea. I mean, I did insist a bit saying that he was the one who'd asked me first. We were just playing around so I don't think I had too much convincing to do ^^

[the-magpies-men]

Hahaha. I must say I'm deeply impressed. Some of the choices were rather....daring.

[elliottcryptid]

Not any more daring than wearing a bowtie and suspenders in the year of our lord 2025.

[the-magpies-men]

Daring? Eh? How so?

[morporkian-cryptid]

How did you manage to get the Colonel to dress up in these atroci- interesting outfits?

-Lafayette

Why, with my natural charm and charisma, and the deep trust brought on by nearly ten years of friendship!

Just kidding, I honestly have no idea. I mean, I did insist a bit saying that he was the one who'd asked me first. We were just playing around so I don't think I had too much convincing to do ^^

[the-magpies-men]

Hahaha. I must say I'm deeply impressed. Some of the choices were rather....daring.

[knifearo]

you can literally just be aromantic. it’s free and nobody’s stopping you :)

[the-magpies-men]

Wait, it's been five years already since you guys joined Tumblr?? Happy anniversary! Can't believe hacking into your boss's laptop would turn out to be such a good decision. I still have screenshots from the incident, that was a wild time. I'm so glad y'all are around!

Hacking?

Ah... Uhm... Haha. Glad you are enjoying our presence.

[elliottcryptid]

Well if I remember correctly, it was more a case of Colonel Moran forgetting the post-it note with his Tumblr password on the screen of his unlocked laptop.

...Hey, fun thing you can do if you find your colleague's unlocked computer (or phone): go to their messages and open the team's group chat, and send "I'm bringing donuts for everyone tomorrow" ! That, or open a jpg of the Blue Screen Of Death.

[the-magpies-men]

Luckily Kamal isn't really that computer savvy or you'd be giving him terrible ideas now...

Hey! Rude!