Informational Post:
Send in an ask and I will try to make a match. LGBTQ+ accepted, but not mandatory. Be longing, be horny, be interested, be open!
just describe your dream date (or maybe your crush) to me, and I will try my best.
I will not break up relationships, I will do my best to not allow any shady business like cheating on partners. If you are already in a relationship and I pop into your inbox I am deeply sorry.
The owner of this blog is over 18, so I am fine with whatever nonsense you may throw at me.
You may remain anonymous if you wish, you may give me a signoff, or, if you are brave, my DMs are open.
Have fun, be kind. Remember! Consent is sexy! Please don't force my services upon people without their permission!!
There are many people in this hospital, and only one Matchmaker.
list of taken signoffs below.
-Matchmaker Anon💌













