Status: Meddling

You may know me as The “Monk” or “Nun” (even though that is NOT MY NAME). DNI: The CIA, Shakespeare haters, my arch nemesis

[the-meddling-nun]

Progress chart

1 | Arrive on Tumblr | ✓

2 | Get 10000 followers |

3 | Create parasocial relationship |

4 | Leverage my influence |

5 | Create unstoppable army |

6 | Battle of Bosworth |

7 | Establish lazer cannons |

8 | Meet King Richard |

[OOC: This is a roleplay blog and all posts will be in character, unless represented like how this text is.

I’m open to longer and more serious RP’s 👍

I'm an adult. If I talk about any adult things I will tag it as such.

If I really don't like a post or ask I will simply not interact with it, so please don't think any negative IC interactions are genuinely how I feel.

Send asks and interact with anything, I don't bite.

PS for those unaware “The Meddling Nun” is the most recent incarnation of The Meddling Monk, a recurring timelord antagonist. This specific incarnation appears in Big Finish audios)

[the-meddling-nun]

Join the War

I’ve had to go to war twice now, if you try to make me do it again I’m taking you all down with me.

[the-meddling-nun]

apparently some people think you're the master

I find that offensive.

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[the-meddling-nun]

Stop trying to draft me, I don’t even know any good marching songs.

[the-meddling-nun]

Gambling could actually be more interesting if I don’t find out what the result in going to be first. I might be onto something here.

[the-rat-queen-1985]

My collection

[the-meddling-nun]

Pickled onions is one thing but eating a pickled lizard is just ridiculous.

[the-rat-queen-1985]

That is a shark. The other is a venomous snake. Nether of these animals are lizards. nether of these specimens are for consumption.

Why must all the other renegades be idiots.

[the-meddling-nun]

Well maybe you should label them then or someone else might get confused.

[the-rat-queen-1985]

They are labeled.

[the-meddling-nun]

I’m a busy woman, I can’t be expected to read everything.

[the-rat-queen-1985]

My collection

[the-meddling-nun]

Pickled onions is one thing but eating a pickled lizard is just ridiculous.

[the-rat-queen-1985]

That is a shark. The other is a venomous snake. Nether of these animals are lizards. nether of these specimens are for consumption.

Why must all the other renegades be idiots.

[the-meddling-nun]

Well maybe you should label them then or someone else might get confused.

[the-meddling-nun]

Apparently “I don’t remember doing that” isn’t a very effective defence in court.

[the-meddling-nun]

Besides all my actions, what did I do to deserve this?

[101ita-form]

Besides who I am deep down inside as a person, what did I do to deserve this?

[compassion-v]

Be an awful person.

[the-meddling-nun]

I fear I may have caused something.

[the-meddling-nun]

Besides all my actions, what did I do to deserve this?

[the-rat-queen-1985]

My collection

[the-meddling-nun]

Pickled onions is one thing but eating a pickled lizard is just ridiculous.

[the-meddling-nun]

I’m quite bored, might actually try reading the bible. Is it any good?

[ollistra]

Seeing as you a board have you considered going to war? And doing your bit for President and Planet?

You will get to Interfere in many timezones.

[the-meddling-nun]

I don’t like the president or the planet and I especially don’t like taking orders from either of them.

[ollistra]

You don’t want to be know as a hero who helped save the universe by masterfully changing history into a new and better shape?

[the-meddling-nun]

You’re describing perfectly everything that I want and that makes me suspicious that you are actually a siren that’s going to eat, so I’m going to say no to that offer.

[ollistra]

This isn’t a choice. You help us and get to run around messing up history or we draft you.

[the-meddling-nun]

I’ve managed to make a lot of choices that shouldn’t strictly be possible, so I don’t think so.

[the-meddling-nun]

I’m quite bored, might actually try reading the bible. Is it any good?

[ollistra]

Seeing as you a board have you considered going to war? And doing your bit for President and Planet?

You will get to Interfere in many timezones.

[the-meddling-nun]

I don’t like the president or the planet and I especially don’t like taking orders from either of them.

[ollistra]

You don’t want to be know as a hero who helped save the universe by masterfully changing history into a new and better shape?

[the-meddling-nun]

You’re describing perfectly everything that I want and that makes me suspicious that you are actually a siren that’s going to eat, so I’m going to say no to that offer.

[the-meddling-nun]

I heard the other renegades talking about a group chat they’re in, but they must have forgot to invite me to it. How strange.

[the-meddling-nun]

I’m quite bored, might actually try reading the bible. Is it any good?

[ollistra]

Seeing as you a board have you considered going to war? And doing your bit for President and Planet?

You will get to Interfere in many timezones.

[the-meddling-nun]

I don’t like the president or the planet and I especially don’t like taking orders from either of them.

[fairycosmos]

oh what just because im ugly and unskilled and untalented and incapable and emotionally closed off and weird and uncomfortable you don’t want to be my friend . Wowww