Life isn't fair

The middle child. Yes I am a middle child in real life so I speak from experience. P.S. something's up with my phone so I can't really upload pictures too much

[the-middle-child-offical]

hi

im the middle child (aka the least favorite)

No hate or I'll post it on the officalverse community for everyone to see and they'll all throw tomatoes at you verbally

I do not consent for my character or posts to be used for ai in any way

[the-middle-child-offical]

i am tired of being overlooked. My inbox is now open to applications for my middle child army

Perks include free grilled cheese sandwiches and tim tams

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[no-one-offical]

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[the-middle-child-offical]

sometimes my breakfast will be something like two slices of whole wheat bread with organic marmalade and yogurt or whatever healthy people eat and sometimes it will be a handful of mini m&ms

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJul 6

[the-middle-child-offical]

im sorry stan...

[dogpuppy]

[the-middle-child-offical]

you can only find stuff like this on tumblr

(or twitter I guess)

[satan-offical]

*gripping toes in suspense* oh my golly goodness, people have periods *shakes with rage* NO! CALM DOWN, ALPHA WOLF SIDE! D-DONT COME OUT!! *my eyes turn red* NOOO!!

AWOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺 I HATE PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 DESTROYA ALL PERIODS 🐺🐺🐺🐺 GRAFGRAFGRAF 🐺🐺🐺🐺

[the-middle-child-offical]

are you ok do you want a grilled cheese

Someone get this guy a grilled cheese. And some eye drops for those red eyes

[the-middle-child-offical]

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

[wolf-offical]

Hi!

I’m a wolf

I like deer! And rabbit! Elk is alright but not my favorite…

I want to try buffalo, but I gotta get the pack together and talking to canines is NOT my specialty 😅

[the-middle-child-offical]

do you want a grilled cheese. I can put a rabbit in it

[wolf-offical]

YES PLEASE!! :DDD

[the-middle-child-offical]

couldnt find a bread slice emoji

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♨️

[the-middle-child-offical]

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

[john-doe-offical]

real i neglect this blog

however

OMYGOD WHAT WAS THAT I SWEAR I JUST HEARD SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING

GHOST??!!??!!

[the-middle-child-offical]

NOT THIS AGAIN ISTG

[the-middle-child-offical]

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

[ladybugcrimelord-offical]

spotting another middle child:

[the-middle-child-offical]

[the-middle-child-offical]

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

[wolf-offical]

Hi!

I’m a wolf

I like deer! And rabbit! Elk is alright but not my favorite…

I want to try buffalo, but I gotta get the pack together and talking to canines is NOT my specialty 😅

[the-middle-child-offical]

do you want a grilled cheese. I can put a rabbit in it

[the-middle-child-offical]

ugh I need to be posting more but like what do I even post abt

Hi I'm a middle child and I exist

I like grilled cheese sandwiches

[satan-offical]

I love not needed a vent account, I can just complain about all my problems here and like 300 people will go "aw it's okay satan! Don't worry" and I'll be like "thank you chat"

[satan-offical]

Speaking of which I HATE BEING A SOCIALLY ANXIOUS PERSON like I'll get scared talking to LITTLE KIDS.

LITTLE KIDS.

AND LIKE WHEN SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME I'M LIKE "thank you" AND THEU DEFINITELY CAN'T HEAR ME

People are always like "you're not socially anxious you're so loud and energetic at school!"

IT'S CAUSE I KNOW EVERYONE

[the-middle-child-offical]

one time someone held the door open for me and I sorta knew this person so they knew how antisocial I could be

So when instead of saying thank you I stared into their eyes they went 'yeah ur welcome 😁'

[the-middle-child-offical]

K who wants to be my siblings

Me! (I'll be your older sibling)

Me! (I'll be your younger sibling)

Not me ew I hate you sm

Voting ended onJun 14

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[the-middle-child-offical]

Hey gays guess what month it is

That's right it's national dairy month

What? What month did you think it was?

[the-middle-child-offical]

Ewwwwwwwweewwwwwww middle child 💥🔨

@ur-older-brother-official

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww older brother 😒😒