Honey, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Well, I'm Natalia! I'm 18 and I joke around way too much.

[awwww-cute]

A vicious Rottweilers first birthday (Source: http://ift.tt/2fjuezd)

[hahawhore]

[vampirefaun]

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

[fluffytherapy]

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

This reminds me of that old trollface comic where the guy just puts the tv on the edge of a building.

[ok-dingo]

[steven-universe-official-deacti]

I’ve been looking for that for years, thank you.

[kuvirametalbender]

I cant believe it’s the year of our lord 2017 and you made me read a troll comic with my own two eyes

[stability]

[payasoz-deactivated20161121]

i got out my car and ran to take a picture of this dog in the riteaid parking lot earlier today and im still screaming over it

[untexting]

Dawwww 😭

[sa2ha]

god if this aint me

[onlytwitterpics]

[jumex]

me at the bar: hey ill have two on the rocks Bartender: two what? me: thanks :)

[disneyismyescape]

Some inspirational Disney quotes as suggested by my followers ♔ 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[screamingcrawfish]

shoutout to the time my mom was hammered and i heard her trying to tell my dad that she murdered her first husband years ago and my dad very patiently said “i saw glenn in an elevator last week”

[hotelmario]

spiderman’s web should come directly out of his wrists, NOT from a little device he has to put on.

if you think otherwise FUCK you 

[hotelmario]

[pompadorkery]

[old-friends-senior-dog-sanctuary]

[taylor-ruth]