Meh....

I'm Konrad. I'm really average. Come read about my average life and how average everything about me is. This is my private blog, so don't reblog or shit. c:

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I LOVE YOU ALLI

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I had a dream That you were with him And you were happy But he didn't care Because he doesn't care about your happiness Because he doesn't care about you And you don't get that But one day you will Till then though, Be happy.

[the-most-average-man-alive]

It's raining....

Maybe they didn't hear me go outside....

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I've never felt so awful in my skin.....

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Oh how I wish I cared about your problems. Right now, you need to realize; you are gone. You are NOT the center of attention, and you won't be for a while.

Please enjoy the backseat. Everyone else has kept it warm for you.

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Its stupid. I feel as if losing you will leave me empty and alone. Truth is I haven't needed you in months. I don't need you now. But the thought of losing you makes me... idk. Sad?

[the-most-average-man-alive]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!!!???

WHY DO I HAVE TO FEEL LIKE SHIT FOR EVERYTHING

[the-most-average-man-alive]

She keeps lying to me....

And then she wonders why she doesn't have my trust

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Sexual Orientation: Anything that walks and is willing to fuck me

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I'm trying to forget last night

I don't think I realize just how lucky I am, but I don't really want to think about that. All I know is that I should be in jail right now.

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Me: Oh wow dom, nice jacket.

Dom: No its not.

Me: What do you mean? It looks nice.

Dom: Its from American Eagle

FUCK YOU YOU STUPID IDIOT

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I don't want to smoke anymore

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I don't understand my parents. That kinda bothers me actually

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Stepped on a scale today.....

173.... I need to change that

[the-most-average-man-alive]

Loling at the fact that girls think they are the only ones that suffer from the high expectations the opposite sex imposes on them....

lol stop

[the-most-average-man-alive]

I've decided I'm just gonna be open with everyone about everything.

I'm sorry, does that make you uncomfortable? Then don't talk to me.

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Of course something had to happen. Poor little critter didn't have a chance. R.I.P raccoon on southern.