The Devicer

Come scream with me about video games and music! But also this is just a dumb blog with no real coherency. Good luck!

[ikokito]

Lady and the Tramp

I'm such a sucker for old-timey dynamics. Also, Alastor being the tramp is so funny cause he kinda is homeless and travels on foot all the time, no? 😂

[beardedmrbean]

[homunculus-argument]

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

[flufflogic]

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

[homunculus-argument]

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

[trytocallmecal]

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

[homunculus-argument]

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

[small-gods-curator]

Putting my neck out for you folks here

[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[wolfythewitch]

1 min face studies

[askthedevicer]

Death of the author for tumblr responses: you may have intended an insult but I interpreted it as a compliment and my interpretation is more valid than your initial intent

[yesterdayiwrote]

The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

[zaziki1412]

Reblog cause FACTS

[real-language-facts]

the alphabet says HI but it doesnt actually mean it bcause it said JK afterwards what a fucken asshole

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[balcklion]

A circulating video of sisters who bought the same clothes for their husbands 😂❤️

[g1sunstreaker]

this gag NEVER fails to make me laugh. watching them all file in one by one and collectively laugh harder every time the next guy walks in…i could watch videos of this practical joke all day

[cumaeansibyl]

Their faces as they collectively realize they’re married to the funniest women on the planet

[the-real-seebs]

whenever people say “it’s just a prank” about minor cruelty, remember: the people laughing hardest here are the people being pranked. you’ll notice that they aren’t hurt, or upset. they’re enjoying it. they feel loved and included.

that’s how you make a good prank.

[serenitynerd]

I keep putting this back in my queue because it means I restumble upon it and it always makes me laugh. So delightful

[askthedevicer]

From a different perspective: about halfway through, the servers in the restaurant also recognize Something(tm) is happening at this table and also get to experience the joy.

One of my favorite parts of F&B was seeing the joy of people while I serve food and watch humanity function as it was designed to.

[giulia-lo-art]

Serious matters

[dughole]

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

[thejdndkdkdkd]

Vivziepop's sitting on a gold mine with a Murdermedia spinoff series.

The concept of a queer androgynous BIPOC man during the Great Depression in Jim Crow New Orleans managing against all odds to land a job as a radio host and also living a double life as a serial killer who targets his oppressors is just too good.

And then there's his boyfriend, the whitest man who ever lived who's also high on coke 99.9% of the time.

[merrimentsmight]

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

[kvassretriever]

[azherwind-art]

alternate scene: I refuse to believe Vox would hurt his son

[thememedaddy]