[yayee-pspsps]

🥺

[scribz-ag24]

i separated the little mudkips from a previous post

[lemon-boi-and-i]

I hyped myself for a convention. I made these illustrations and I'm kinda proud.

[ngoziu]

I fully believed Blanc is fucking dumb and that after his 4th date with Phillip he'd look at him, kind of startled like oh shit wait a minute what the fuck

Blanc: uhm. Phillip. Er, forgive me but... Is this a date?

Phillip: Ah yes, well done. I was worried that i hadn't been dropping enough clues.

Blanc: (realization dawning, mortified) oh my God...

Phillip: I understand that is primarily how detectives communicate, dont they? clues?

Blanc: Not primarily!!

Phillip: I was hoping for another death, so I could leave a formal invitation to dinner next to the murder weapon.

Blanc: (rolls his eyes) that won't be necessary. And my apologies. If it's any consolation i am very much enjoying being courted. Its just that we detectives are often so wrapped up in the not-so-obvious that we... overlook that which in retrospect is very obvious. Extremely obvious. (to himself) we walked around the park with gelato.

Phillip: no apologies needed, I figured you were fully occupied by Stuart's murder.

Blanc: well, I must confess I was only half occupied. Because you are very good looking. So this continues to be rather embarrassing.

[digitalcactuswriting]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Zack Fair & Sephiroth, Zack Fair & Cloud Strife Characters: Zack Fair, Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Cloud Strife, Jenova (Compilation of FFVII), The Planet (Compilation of FFVII) Additional Tags: Humor, Fix-It, Nibelheim Incident (Compilation of FFVII), Hijinks & Shenanigans, Zack Fair & Sephiroth Friendship, Zack Fair Being Zack Fair, Zack Fair & Cloud Strife Friendship, Napping, the most important nap in the history of gaia in fact, there are no problems that cannot be solved by a well-timed nap, including homicide Summary:

“Aha!” He pulled out a small, unassuming-looking materia and plopped it into Cloud’s hands. “Here it is!”

Cloud turned it over in his hands, then paused. “Zack,” he said slowly. “This is a mastered Sleep.”

“Sure is!” Zack replied cheerfully. “It’s a family heirloom. It’s been setting bedtimes for Fair kids from time immemorial, so it’s been tested a lot. I can personally confirm that it’s effective. Should work on Sephiroth just fine!”

[everydaylouie]

happy halloween! here is a ghost duet

[trappedblackrose-deactivated201]

I love this so much. I always play it when it comes on

[c0litasxo]

how cute

[toktiks]

by @ fjirvine on tiktok

[kittenclysm]

in Among Us i hate it when im working and some fucker finds a dead body and calls a meeting. like bro this could have been an email. SOME of us have jobs on this ship

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[shobogan]

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

[beebeebee333]

the foxes make neil buy his own clothes

[solitairians]

this is literally the most iconic post in the tfc fandom bye

[skywalkerresources]

[replicated-archive]

my wife is struggling with her gardening and i go outside and ask is this guy bothering you and start punching the dirt

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gentilfarfalletta]

[spiroandthelacktones]

Meet me in the fucking pit

[ruffboi-mags]

for a motherfucking cuddle

[afeelgoodblog]

It’s the little things

[whitmore]

love is stored in the found family trope

[ydhsbhsnf-deactivated20210613]

that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world