aka big hot man

20, she/her. Whatever fruity shit I'm into now

[tanoraqui]

I’m starting a collection.

[aeli-tan-art]

Zac Oyama, the man that you are 😂

[dearlittlefandom-stalker]

"NO!" says the gander, his wing outstretched to hold the advancing goose at bay. "FOWL GOOSE!" he cries, "Why dost thou tempt me so?"

"But sir!" The goose cries in answer, "Is not that which is good for the goose, good for the gander as well?"

"Lies!" The gander rages, tearing at his own feathers and leaving them strewn across the floor in his wrath. "It is good for neither of us, and least of all me. Away with thy temptations, let them no more darken my sight and further bewitch my senses."

"Hmph. I see thou hast not learned from thy plight, oh thou most foolish of knights. I sought only to provide thee with breakfast, but now thou shall eat by thyself with the fruits of thine own hunt. Good day, sir."

The goose leaves and the gander slumps upon the be-feathered floor in defeat. For the gander is none other than Sir Bravus, chief among slayers of geese,

cursed to now inhabit the likeness of his most hated beast.

[eddie-redcliffe]

I know it's a good show and I know how important it is and how wonderful it was to make and how real it felt and how passionate we all were to bring it to life. And we lived it and we really treasured it. And I guess when you do something like that, the result is that people really, really love it.

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[the-myrda-weapon]

She ha on my llow til I ween

[smartypantsshow]

Housewives > Written Word

➡️ Watch Izzy's Smartypants presentation only on Dropout

[smartypantsshow]

Asians: get in the comments!!!

➡️ Watch Peter's Smartypants presentation only on Dropout

[amandla]

[the-myrda-weapon]

I miss my British cigarettes

[the-myrda-weapon]

Which gay Dropout social media intern...

[the-myrda-weapon]

Everything is awful and I don't think it could ever get better again but Jeremy Culhane on SNL will save both me and the new school year. "I shit myself and got hit my a car; every-bo-dy felt em-barrassed" rotates in my head like the planets around the sun. Congrats man. You're gonna kill it

[the-myrda-weapon]

ONLY YOU, YAZOO. SEASON 3, GOOD OMENS. THIS IS NOT A WANT THIS IS A NEED

[the-myrda-weapon]

Lily Du is so unhinged, fashionable and whip-smart. I want to get drunk with her and engage in hijinks in a cemetery but I know she would be disappointed by the intense vanillic nature of my existence

[the-myrda-weapon]

Not to be annoying but Rekha Shankar is the best actually

[mayothompson]

not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

[uovoc]

English has different words for mouse and rat but in Chinese they're both the same creature (laoshu) so I asked my mom well how do you differentiate between mice and rats. She, clearly having never felt the need to do so, was like uhh big laoshu and little laoshu I guess. Then I went online to see how the difference between (the English words) "mouse" and "rat" was being explained to CN->EN learners and there are numerous articles delving deep into the analysis. Bigger vs smaller, indoors vs outdoors, cute and favorable connotations vs evil and ugly, tail length, fear factor, emphasis on the fact that you cannot call it a "computer rat." Much thought is being expended on this little mystery of the English language

[xiangqiankua]

Last time I was looking for an apartment, the guy showing me a room that opened directly to the alley was like 你怕老鼠嗎？and I, hoping to distinguish mouse vs rat, asked 大的還是小的? To which he replied, with great satisfaction: 都有!😃

[sladeofyaupon]

Translation: "Are you afraid of rodents?" "Big ones or small ones?" "We've got both."

[goopi-e]

@probably-ace-ok This is beautiful.

[itmightrain]

Jeremy and Paul Refereeno's enemies to lovers arc

[dykebarbie]

paul refereeno x evil jeremy culhane

enemies to lovers, sexual tension, power dynamics, pwp, canon compliant, no beta we die like anna pretending to hang herself

50k words

[alltears]

gonna start shipping paul refereeno and evil jeremy culhane. like who gives a fuck anymore