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inspiration for your writing // prompts are open

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amusement park aus

we’re both fifth wheeling and were put together for the ghost train ride. problem is I’m kind of really scared, and was that your dick I just touched? 

I don’t want to wait in line and you’re standing at the front of the line so, ‘hey baby, thanks for saving me my seat!’ 

it’s my birthday and me and my friends are having the time of our lives! so why did you have to puke all over my shoes? 

You work as a cleaner at one of the food palces and I’m sorry you have a hangover and don’t feel very good right now, but you kind of just took my food and threw it out 

I’ve been having an internal competition with your about who of us could try the most rides and now you think I’m stalking you 

You walked by the roller coaster and got hit in the head with someone’s shoe, ‘are you okay? do you need some help maybe?’ 

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"I’m on a sports team” aus

I just spotted you wearing my jersey so I just thought I would come say hello, but you obviously have no knowledge of who I am 

You overheard me talking about this game I’d love to go to and you have season tickets and offered me one, but why are we sitting on the opponent’s side? 

we keep getting paired up for dance class, but you keep dropping me when we do the lift, so get your shit together! 

my usual dance partner is sick but I need someone to practise this dance with me, but it’s also kind of risqué 

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“living in the same building” aus

you never close your curtains and I appreciate your naked dance before bed time, but now you’ve noticed me looking and why are you coming my way? 

I just watched you climb five stories to my flat before going, ‘this isn’t flat 3b is it?’ 

I’ve just found my arch nemesis’ dog and I was going to keep it, but now that I’ve seen you crying I might rethink my plan  

we live next to each other but you’re never home, so now I have a mountain of your packages and could you please be home when your mail come? 

someone stole my bike when I had to go to uni yesterday, but now it’s back and a helmet with your name is sitting on the seat 

you asked me to water your plants when you went out of town, but you also have a big dog and I’m really scared of it, so I didn’t go in there

We had a threesome last night and I didn’t know you before, but now it turns out we live the same building 

I heard screams and cries in the middle of the night so I quickly came to your rescue. But it turns out you’re favourite contestant of Top Model was voted off and you’re really vocal about it 

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“we’re in high school” aus

We’re grading each other’s quizzes and you did really badly but you seem to really need this grade and our teacher normally don’t look them through so I’m just going to give you an A

we’re number one and two in our class and our teacher just put us together on this project, and now we keep upstaging each other instead of working together 

I’m a freshly graduated teacher and you’re the senior who keeps asking me out in between breaks 

I’m stuck in the study hall and all you want to do is read your stupid book; pay attention to me please! 

someone wrote our names in a heart in one of the bathroom stalls, and now that I look a little closer it totally looks like your handwriting

I fell down and twisted my ankle during PE and you’re the one coach chose to carry me to the nurse because you’re the only one strong enough to carry me

we’re the only two left when we were told to pick our lab partner, but yesterday you told me my hair looked stupid, so now I really don’t want to be your lab partner 

I lent you my favourite pen for your maths exam as a good luck charm, but you still haven’t returned it and I kind of need it before going to my final French exam

You started sitting next to me during lunch but we never talk. until one day I forget my lunch and you offer to share yours

we’re both competing to become valedictorian, but now’s the day and it turns out none of us is going to get it so let’s eat our sorrows away 

we’re watching old disney movies during a lock down because of the bad weather. we’re the only seniors present and everyone else keeps telling us to stop singing along 

I’m new and we’ve talked a couple of times but I’m not sure you’ve told me your name, and now that you’ve invited me to your home I’m kind of afraid to ask 

I’m failing your father’s class so could you please help me out with a few pointers about dos and don’ts? 

you’re the baddest bitch in our grade but you also happen to be the best at maths and since I’m failing maths badly you’re basically the only one who can help me now, but I’m afraid of asking for your help 

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types of kisses prompts

“I really need the remote control” kiss 

“I forgot to pay the electricity bill, so I need to keep you distracted” kiss 

“I really don’t want to walk the dog” kiss 

“That person over there has been looking at you for way too long and I need them to know that you’re taken,” kiss 

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"in the gym” aus

I only come here to run on the treadmill and look at hot people working out, but now you’re asking if I mind jumping on your back while you do squats, and I guess I can do that if you want me to  

There’s no more showers in the gym’s dressing room but I really need to hurry, so do you mind sharing? 

you’re my personal trainer and is it just me or does your clothes keep getting tighter? 

I only go to the gym to try and impress you, but you never seem to pay attention to me 

you work at my gym’s café and you keep giving me my wheat grass smoothies 50% off

you’ve been doing the plank for at least ten minutes now, and I was just wondering, how does it feel to be the reincarnation of Hercules? 

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fast food aus

Every time I go to Starbucks and buy a cup of coffee there’s always a lone number under my name, now there’s written call me beneath my name and I should probably have remembered those number shouldn’t I? 

you’re the guy that keeps putting my number as their special request whenever you order a pizza, and until now I’ve just given you the numbers of all the people I hated in high shcool 

as much as I appreciate your presence and the daily compliment, I must tell you that it is not healthy to eat junk food every day

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"oh, you’re american?” aus

you play football? I love that! what leg do you kick with? oh you meant american football? 

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crime aus

my friend and I are in the witness protection programme. But now that I’ve fallen for you, how do I tell you that I’m not really married? 

I’m a bounty hunter and you’re the one with the highest bounty on their head

I’m an art major and you’ve just approached me to make a copy of this really famous painting for ‘your collection’. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal but I also really need the money  

wow, you’re a really great kisser, but did you just steal my wallet? 

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“we already know each other" aus

you keep saying pretty words in your first language, so I tried to translate some of them, and did you just call me a goat? 

of course I want to help you move! Oh you didn’t invite anyone else? 

if I had known you would be this bad when you asked, I would never have agreed to teach you how to drive 

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harry potter aus

It’s been a really long day and I apologise for apparating into your house, but do you have a bed I could sleep in? 

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“I’m drunk and you’re really hot” aus

you keep saying you want to get back together; we’ve never met before but I’m sure we can work something out

you just told me you loved me and then blacked out, should I tell you or just act like nothing happened? 

you’re so drunk that you keep stopping our conversation to turn and stare into the air as if you were on ‘the office’ 

I won over you in a game of beer pong and now I feel bad for making you so drunk 

we had a one night stand last night, and I truly meant to leave before you woke up but my shoe is missing 

you climbed into the taxi next to me and then passed out in my lap 

I don’t know you and you don’t know me, but we’re lying naked in a bed in a flat neither of us can recognise, so we better leave before someone calls the police

we were making out in this dark club and now we’ve moved it to the back seat of a cab, but I think you’ve just realised I’m not who you thoguht I was

we’re both really drunk and I apologise for my uncoordinated kisses but I think I just broke off a piece of your tooth

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flat mates aus

you keep ‘accidentally’ walking in on me when I’m fresh out of the shower 

why do my kitchen smell like bleach? and what are you doing scrubbing ketchup off my floor? 

I killed this moth that was flying around in my room, but then I found out it was a butterfly so now we have to hold a funeral for it 

you invited your friend to stay in our flat; it wouldn’t really bother me that much if it wasn’t for your friend popping out singing, ‘baby, now we got bad blood,’ every time we get into a fight 

Why the bloody hell are all my white clothes red? Are you really that stupid that you can’t figure out how to separate your clothing… oh, that’s my red sock, sorry  

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aus

kidney patient and donor au 

undercover as siblings despite leaking sexual chemistry au

former military playing laser tag au

mob boss and sugar baby au

teaching you how to swim au

literally raised by wolves au

kissing booth au

bachelor auction au

x-factor judge and contestant au

married in Vegas au

voice actors au

secret santa au

zoo keepers au 

married for political positions au

king/queen of detention and teacher’s pet au 

older siblings stuck at concert their younger siblings wanted to go to au

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texting aus

I left my number on the bathroom wall of some club and you just texted me asking if I wanted to talk about the show you’re currently watching 

you’re a friend of a friend and you’re kind of cute so I’ve been asking my friend questions about you,  but it turns out I’ve been sending them to you instead of our friend 

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“something about science” aus

I accidentally passed out onto the pig’s heart we were dissecting and you’re the one cleaning the blood off my face  

could you pass me the 12 M hydrochloride acid from the fume hood? or you could just spill it all over my fingers - either way

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“we’re at uni!” aus

I bought this course book from you and it was supposed to be in almost new condition, but every time there’s something you didn’t understand you’ve draw this almost photo-realistic picture of Baymax, and now I think I kind of love you

I’m the only first year going on the ski trip for our faculty, so I’ve been placed in your cabin and now we have to share a bed

we’re sharing a text book for one of our courses and you’ve begun to leave post-it notes with stupid puns about whatever we’re reading and it’s got so bad that people keep telling me to stop laughing when I’m studying in the library

I accidentally took your note book thinking it was my chemistry notes, but it turns out it’s your journal and you mention me quite a few times 

we’re the only two in the library and you keep snickering loudly, so would you please tell me what’s so funny about French history? 

We always end up sitting next to each other and I never do the prep, but you always let me look at your outlines before class 

you’re the kind person who sits beside me during morning lectures and poke me awake when the professor looks our way 

you left the last page of your thesis conclusion in a library book, so now I’m trying to track you down only using your course number and the subject of your thesis 

we’ve just moved in toegher and you seemed great during freshman orientation, but you prefer Bale over Clooney and I don’t think that’s a good quality in a room mate 

I’m the techie your professor always calls when his powerpoint presentation stops working . could you please stop making eyes at me, I’m trying to do my job 

I can’t find my way around campus, so I’ve just started going to your room to knock on your door until you agree to lead me around