The Nerdy Ballerina

I'm a nerdy ballerina who loves fairy tales, mythology, old music, books, movies, and fangirling.

[artsyhippie-deactivated20201027]

Listening to Pink Floyd in the evening while there's a rainstorm outside and you are doing your homework is kinda comforting. Even better if the window is open and you can hear the thunder clearly.

[trust-in-me-siouxsie-deactivate]

Listening to Across the Universe makes me feel like I can breath again

[thnkfilm]

“The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what you share with someone else when you’re uncool.”

Almost Famous (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe

[pajaentrecolegas-archive-deacti]

Almost Famous (2000), dir. Cameron Crowe

[thnkfilm]

“I have to go home.”

“You are home.”

Almost Famous (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe

[mizworldofrandom]

Across the Universe (2007)

[madeline-kahn]

“Music’s the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.”

Across the Universe (2007) dir. Julie Taymor

[notlikethemoviess]

Almost Famous (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe

[lionfloss]

“You’re too sweet for rock and roll”

Almost Famous, (2000)

[nocturnaldhampir]

[nocturnaldhampir]

[sawkinator]

I arrive at the Hotel California

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

[sawkinator]

I CANNOT BE REMOVED FROM THE HOTEL CALIFORNIA

[notlikethemoviess]

Almost Famous (2000) dir. Cameron Crowe

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[dontloseyourpants]

Across the Universe (2007)

[wadewilson-parker]

It’s a pity they didn’t cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby, since he’s both the green lantern and deadpool…

[fwizard]

what the fuck kind of mutant ass pun bullshit is this

[diietwine]

20 minutes into Pink Floyd and chill and we’re still only on the first song