Mike Schmidt

[the-newest-hire]

Hey Party people! I should probably give some info about what this like, /is/.

This is my Mike Schmidt (from the fnaf movie) roleplay account. It was previously attached to larger group roleplay thing but it is not anymore! :) Now, on to the fun stuff!! Since I will be the only one running this account feel free to send any sorts of asks or questions. When these posts talk in quotations that means that it's Mike speaking to the like, audience. /He's/ the one talking but if it does not have quotations or is other wise in parenthesizes (outside of quotation marks of course.) that means it's out of character and just me! :) This account is currently called @ the-newest-hire and I am planning on changing the name. So if it changes out of the blue, it's still the same account (Ne name currently undecided.) This version of Mike has a shitty little flip phone and laptop he uses to take his photos and type out his posts, so yah know understand that, that's the context for how he has like, not a landline lol! Btw some info for both me and how I will be playing Mike! Me: Not a minor, enjoys food, music and art. autistic. uses he/him pronouns. Mike: 26, enjoys lasagna, Garfield, music (specifically billy joel, dolly parton, weezer (He's a loser. I still love him though), Green day, that sort of thing.) reading. He's autistic because Abby prob is and it's genetic. Most likely trans but I'm not sure how much of that will actually play into the posts. Also uses he/him pronouns. If you have any questions feel free to send in an ask for dm me!

[the-newest-hire]

"Had a great birthday. Mostly just hung out with my sister since I no longer have my job to worry about. Got a pair of socks which was pretty nice, thank yall for that. We watched The Labyrinth on VHS and had some oven bake dinner. It was pretty nice. Anyway, hope y'all are doing well. I gotta go I think Abby's painting her walls (she recently got into caveman art.) Bye."

[the-newest-hire]

Hello Mikey, I might be late but here’s some socks for ur birthday 🥳

"Oh! uhm... Thank you Mr Froggie, I appreciate this a whole lot, I didn't actually expect to get anything for my birthday. So uh thank you, I guess. My favorite pair warn out this morning so this is great timing."

[the-newest-hire]

I'm sorry to hear about what happened, recently. I hope things start going better for you, Mike! Best wishes for you and Abby.

"Well uhm... Thank you clown stranger. Best wishes to you too, i guess."

[the-newest-hire]

"Fuckkk. I just got fired. I don't wanna talk about it but they fired me for a good reason."

[the-newest-hire]

thoughts on Angel food cake?

"I guess I'd say I'm a fan? I really like the texture. it's so fluffy. I don't get to have it often but like, strawberries and whipped cream on top? That's the dream. I'll never really turn down angel food cake."

[the-newest-hire]

"Late-night walks are my favorite. I don't get to go on them very often but I really enjoy it when I do. Had to go out and get posterboard for my little sister's project tomorrow. She's at home with all the doors locked since it's too late for her to be out. She's supposed to be in bed but I'm sure she's in front of the TV watching cartoons. Anyway, I'm gonna head home. I don't want her missing out on too much sleep."

[the-newest-hire]

"Had to walk since my car broke down to go out and get groceries. snapped some pictures while doing it. I don't know if they're exactly any good but I thought it might be good to post a couple. Anyway, the grocery store had really cheap ice cream (a pint for 50 cents. buy one get one free.) and I'm bringing a bunch home for my sister since I know she likes this sort of thing. I hope that she'll be okay since it's not the brand I usually get."

[the-newest-hire]

what do you think tally hall

"I don't know what that is."

[the-newest-hire]

"The sky is always so pretty this time of day, it doesn't show in this photo but the blue in the sky was the beautiful baby blue, and the clouds were like a colorful sorbet. Very cool. Anyway uhm, my day-to-day has been good, I recently got my meds dosage lessened and it's got me all anxious all the time. Which is sort of good, since I work security I gotta keep my eyes out for what ever could be wrong all the time. But once I get home I get too nervous to be able to sleep well. I get too worried that someone's going to break in or that someone lives in my attic. I know it's irrational but that doesn't stop it from haunting me. Anyway, how are yall? How was your Valentine? Mine was good, I didn't get any but that's okay. Well, that's not completely true my sister brought me home a cupcake with cream cheese frosting that was really good since apparently they had leftovers. It was really good and I'm happy that she thought of me even if I always feel weird when I get food for free since I'm already on food stamps. Sorry for the like, dump of personal info. I just kind of needed somewhere to put some of the swirling feels for a second."

[the-newest-hire]

Heya, Mike! How's Abby and with her drawing? I bet Abby has continued with her drawing along with her 'ghost' friends She's adorable, tell her I say hi Also question: Are you a type of coffee person and if so: what kind? PS: *casually gives you chocolate as a gift* Okaybye-

"Uh... Hello. Abby's pretty good. I spent the last of my paycheck buying her new crayons so she's been having a blast. And yeah her imaginary friends? She talks about them often but i think it might be ways to secretly sneak in digs about me. I would be offended I'm just sort of happy she's talking even if it's just "My friend thinks you're stinky." You gotta take your wins where you can get em. And uhm thanks, I guess. I'll tell her that one of my "friends" (As she calls you guys.) said hi." "And I am a coffee person, actually. I know it's sort of stupid but I really love coffeemate. I take my coffee super sweet but still pretty dark. It's a good in-between so it's still tasty but also still tastes like coffee. If I wanted caffeine I'd just drink a rockstar or a mnt dew or whatever." "Oh uhm uh, thank you i guess. Anyway, see ya. Talk soon."

[the-newest-hire]

I'm gonna kiss you on the mouth.

"No."

[the-newest-hire]

"I don't know if you guys know this but working at a mall is terrible. Like, everything is so loud and I can not tell you the amount of time a woman has asked me to clean up her kid's vomit. The front AND back of my shirt says security?? Do you know how to read?? Jesus, these people can be I don't know, so. The mall has the best and the worst people all in the same place at the same time. The ice cream place is good though. Sorry for the rant just! Working with people is so bad sometimes."

[the-newest-hire]

"Hey, so sorry that I've been gone for a couple days. My little sister got sick so I was taking care of her. I'm back now though, and she's better now. I'm a bit burnt out I guess, I've been trying to get into some of the books I bought, because they look amazing but I just, haven't gotten the time to sit down and read them. As a security guard at a mall, I gotta keep my eyes open, yah know? Anyway, how have you all been? How was yalls Valentine's? I didn't get anything but I don't mind, to be honest, I'll probably buy myself some discount candy though since it'll be on sale."

[the-newest-hire]

"I like rainy days. Even if I don't love /walking/ in them I do like them. Everyone goes inside to hide which means that everything's nice and cold and empty."

[the-newest-hire]

What’s the funniest but also potentially the most embarrassing thing you’ve done for Abby? Have you ever had to play Barbies or something with her?

"Oh, I have done /way/ more embarrassing things than play with Barbies with my sister. Also? My little sister doesn't own Barbies. I never buy them for her because of unhealthy beauty standard and also just because she's not that much of a fan of plastic toys unless they're like, really cool. She's a big fan of dragon figurines. But, I guess, I'd have to say the funniest thing was opening the door to sign for a passage in one of her skirts because we were playing tea party. I've also dressed up with her as characters for Halloween a whole bunch of times so it's hard to pick the funniest. But the tea party incident is still terrifying, her play eye shadow goes stained on my face for three days which was such a hassle to explain to my coworkers."

[the-newest-hire]

"Wowww look at this sunset, the colors are always super pretty out here. Anyway, went to that diner again that a previous ask mentioned it's really good! I got a burger and my little sister got pancakes with whipped cream (Even though it was lunchtime.) They gave Abbs extra crayons which was super nice. Work was hell, as always. They keep playing the same music and the lights are so /loud/ I don't know how to describe it, being in the mall makes me feel like I'm being hit with a sledgehammer."