we're gonna need a bigger boat

canadian. writing. horses. games. shit posting.

[kushblazer666]

[isabellaofparma]

‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony

[amaltheas-garden]

I mean technically shouldn’t he get 2 Oscars

[twilahasbecks]

[justnoodlefishthings]

I've been completely enamored with this clip of Werner Herzog saying "here comes honey boo boo" for days now

[the-nuup]

Christmas this year is "rewatch Jurassic Park 1 to 3" and I have to say that:

• Eddie's death in Lost World made me so emotional I had to leave the room for half a minute

• Billy's entire play in JP3 is giving Boromir and you can't convince me otherwise.

[oldblogarchived]

i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm

[dzamie]

when it rains you simply do not get a day

[halfbakedideas]

northern hemisphere people, are you okay??

[midnights-dragon]

northern hemisphere person here!! no

[kosmogrl]

don’t piss me off december

[storyweavingspider]

There’s a spider in the corner of your window. Her name is Astrid. She’s saved you from contracting West Nile Virus in your sleep at least twice and is very proud of that fact. She knows this because those mosquitos taste a lil spicy.

[darthasterisk]

An updated version of my Garrus vector portrait from 2013. There were some things on the old one I was never happy with, so I finally took the time to make those edits

I also really just wanted it on a t-shirt 😅

Which I've made available on threadless / Teepublic / Redbubble

Also added some stickers to my shop

Made in Illustrator/Inkscape

[the-nuup]

i went to a movie today and half the ads were about alcohol and the others were varying semaglutide brands

[solitairians]

watching buffy makes me feel like i'm darwin on the galápagos islands but for pop culture vampires. like obviously louis & lestat are the first (popular) iterations of the modern vampire but angel & spike are the crucial evolutionary step between them and every other sexy vampire that came into existence in the 2000s. for example it's hard to see much of louis in edward but then when you realise it went louis -> angel -> edward it all makes so much sense you forget 9/11 even had anything to do with it at all

[paranormal-taters]

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

[paranormal-taters]

awful news guys

[loish]

It’s mushroom season 🍄🍄🍄

[thirddoctor]

Andor S2E11 "Who Else Knows?"

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[bluedotjpeg]

The Desolation of Scorch