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HEWWO!!!!

I WECENTLY HAD KIDS OUTSIDE MAWWIAGE OWO°!1!11!

SO HERE THEY ARE!!1!1!1 OWO >W<

children of me and @ask-minecraftstreamer-feli @the-onion-swede

#ask-metal-band-uralics #aph finland #aph sweden #sufin #Anonymous #wannabe au

@stan-twitter-sealand and @meme-steal-ladonia Meet your new sibling

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if i could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, i'd put my dick in your ass -@ask-metal-band-uralics tino

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I don’t get it but <3

I drew my wife. She’s so beautiful. ùwú

this lady 25 and you are only 12

if i see this one more time im getting dad

STOP BULLYING ME

I’M GONNA GET DAD

#stan-twitter-sealand #meme-steal-ladonia

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Son #1 that’s illegal so please stop

Yo man is Sealand gets your credit card can I have your credit card as well? (ask-twitchstreamer-denmark)

I don’t want to even remember what happened

#ask-twitchstreamer-denmark #aph denmark #aph sweden #Anonymous #wannabe au

youre a disgusting brother you were one of the many causes that made mom leave - totally not @meme-steal-ladonia

MOM LEFT BECAUSE YOU’RE UGLY

EXCUSE ME I AM BEAUTIFUL AND ALSO I AM THE BIOLOGICAL CHILD I MIGHT ADD

YOU’RE ADOPTED, IDIOT! EVERYONE JUST THOUGHT YOU’D CRY IF SOMEONE TOLD YOU.

IF YOURE NOT ADOPTED EXPLAIN WHY THAT INCEL IS YOUR BIOLOGICAL BROTHER

I NEVER SAID I WASN’T ADOPTED. I JUST SAID THAT YOU’RE ADOPTED, TOO

I AM NOT ADOPTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YES YOU ARE!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T LOVE YOU

#stan-twitter-sealand #meme-steal-ladonia

Please stop fighting for the love of God

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just in case any of you are avid Ariana fans like me, @asking-blogger-allen is toxic and degrading to the community, along with being a cyberbully! I would recommend blocking them for your own safety!!!1!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!! :/

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@asking-blogger-allen fite me

ariana grende doesn’t hold a candle to hatsune miku i never said anything to the kid directly i’m just expressing my opinion on the internet kid needs to chill this is tumblr no one is safe it’s called discourse it’s fucking everywhere

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“ariana grende”

and all you can say is point out that i don’t give a fuck about how her name is spelled. face it kid you lost.

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You can’t bully my son Stop that Also don’t curse in front of him he’s 11

im dad

hey guys! just a quick update on my crazy life ♥ but i have a kid now~

YES!

you heard that right! im a dad and i didnt even know until 5am this morning <3 Well, it all started when I was getting high with @ask-soundcloud-rapper-england and well, one thing led to another, i was looking for my extra small bong to take an extra small hit but it turns out i mistook my tiny bong for englands pp!!! funny story huh? well apparently he had our bundle of joy in secrecy and it wasnt until a wonderful man named Hussiebot told me that i mpreged englandand that i had even known he gave butt birth to our daughter behind my back. well, england wants nothing to do with this childe because he says “its ugly and bald and has no future ahead of its miserable life” but im going to try my best as a single dad!!

just you wait world, im ready to grab life by the toes for my little angel!!!!

doesnt she look like her dad @ask-soundcloud-rapper-england??? <3

#cannibus-connoisseur-ned #ask-soundcloud-rapper-england #hussiebot

Congratulations can i pay to have this child

Why do you write for the onion Lol?

I just want to watch the world burn

ask-metal-band-uralics

we are carnal revengeance! with eduard on vocals and guitar, erszi on bass, and me on drums, we’re sure to take the world of metal by storm! at, uh, some point.

[ aph wannabe au run by @ask-soundcloud-rapper-england ]