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Mushroom x potato fanfic?

yes

definetly

vanilla extract

Voting ended onDec 26, 2025

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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

#time to get to work #mushroom #potato

jyl'ough where are you, you've been missing for last 2 days but your account is still active. please come back.

EAT SPORES DAVID I AM STAYING HERE

#fuck you david #you can't make me go #I'm a mushroom now #one with the trees #my name's not jyl'ough #not anymore

I HAVE FOUND A NEW HOME

don't tell the owners

#squatters rights #help i think they found out #they might be calling the police #how do I get a lawyer #help #fuck

I miss the tree

#maybe I shouldn't have done that #I'm sorry tree

Fuck, why did I do that?!

#I feel bad for the tree #but there's nothing I can do now #I wish the tree was here to comfort me :(

Why do the tree remains taunt me so?

#fuck that tree #it deserved what happened #I can go now #I think

I have a plan

#that tree won't know what hit it #*chuckles darkly*#time to reveal my dark side #but I'm still a mushroom #it's all good :)

I have legs so why can't I leave the tree

#maybe my brain isn't big enough #gotta leave the tree though #im a mushroom

My brain only gets bigger by the second

#I'm a very smart mushroom #do mushrooms have brains?#doesn't matter

I have bought legs

from my local costco

#Im a mushroom #with legs #yippee :)

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Maybe I could take someone's legs

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BAD IDEA

#fuck #that was dumb #I guess I'll have to try something else #I really want legs though #maybe i could buy some legs

Maybe I could take someone's legs

#I want legs:(#I'm a mushroom #so I don't have legs #sad mushroom #mushroom

ITS FUCKIGN COLD TODAY

#cold mushroom #I'm a mushroom #and I'm cold

If I had legs I would be able to stop being so dependent on this tree

#fuck my stupid baka life #I want legs #but I can't have them:(#mushroom #im a mushroom #mushrooms

If I'm a mushroom then... How am I posting to tumblr

#mushrooms #How though #IDK #I still sad about the legs thing #Sad Mushroom :(#It's okay #I'll just sit here #And be sad #:(

I'm so sad that my cap has now become depressed

:(

#sad #sad mushroom #I still wish I had legs #but whatever #mushroom

wish i had legs, but I'm just a mushroom

It's a shame really

#I wanna walk #but I can't #unfortunate #as a mushroom I have no legs #mushroom #sad mushroom :(

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