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I GOT FUCKED SCAMMED BY MY SUGAR DADDY KEY ?!?!?!?!?!?
I went to the Oogie Boogie Bash at Disneyland dressed as Dreamfinder in honor of his return. Have some cursed images to celebrate!
My roommate is my brilliant Figment, shoutout to her for taking most of these photos.
Bonus cinematic images below the cut because holy crap the end of Villains Grove is so freaking gorgeous.
got just a little carried away with the random idea for a stardew valley theme park
-krobus sewers roller coaster
-interactive shooting boat ride based in the mines
- targets on actual animatronics, not screens
- going through each level
- dwarf animatronic in the queue
- marlon does the pre-show
-flying dumbo-esque ride but u ride in lewis' purple shorts
-Marnie's petting zoo AND JENNY WORKS THERE
- marnie's house has also been turned into a vegetarian restaurant (for jenny <3)
-magic show in the wizard's tower
- queue is interactive and rigged with special effects
-junimo cart coaster
- 7 dwarfs mine train style
-harvey's hospital is another stage show with edu-tainment focus
-guided boat ride that goes through a river through the whole town
-saloon is most popular quick service restaurant. pay extra to sit at the bar
- pizza, tacos, themed drinks, sandwiches
-adventure's guild less popular restaurant/gift shop where u can buy different items from the game
-pierre's is main gift shop. can also buy themed treats
- rock candy, pink/chocolate cake, junimo cake pop, junimo candy apple, stardrops (can get a big gummy version that tastes fruity or chocolate caramel version), iced cookies of every character, miner's treat
- dance class mini show that happens 3-4 times a day. all the waiters have to get up and dance. guests are encouraged to participate awkwardly as well
-various fishing mini games set up around smaller ponds that work kind of like a carnival game. if u do well, u get a bigger fish and if u do shit, u get a basic fish. if u get a big fish, u can try again for double or nothing with the big prize being a legendary fish!
-community center dark ride!!! each room is a fixed room in the community center and there's junimo animatronics and a huge party scene at the end with animatronics of everyone
-linus' log ride
- based on living off of the land
-ice cream stand
- themed sundaes and flavors based on certain popular characters
-robin woodworking demonstration/dimitrius science presentation at their house. premise is they both scheduled their demos at the same time without knowing that and have to work to settle their differences. fights and comedy ensues but in the end, they learn to combine woodworking and science. small surprise appearances from sebastian and maru
-some of the other houses like lewis', alex's, emily and hailey's, sam's, and penny's can all be entered, but they're kind of like mickey and minnie's house at toon town. they have photo opportunities, little notes, and physical storytelling around the house. occasionally, the character that lives there will come out to greet guests and take pictures
- lewis' garden=kiddie play area similar to goofy's yard in toon town
-museum dark ride where u get to see all the various exhibits
-hogwarts express esque ride that is pam's bus ride. pam is an animatronic that u can see the back of during the ride. there's no actual windows and it goes a little overboard with the motion simulator aspect so ppl get sick on it all the time. the motion simulator is turned completely off bc of this and ppl complain bc it's boring now
- bus takes u to the desert
-most intense ride: skull caves
- drop tower with randomized scenes. new each time u ride it
-mr qi's casino is the most expensive dine in restaurant on property
- choice to get random dishes if opt in (i feel like rich influencers would rly get into this since it's like a mystery box)
-desert is mostly shops and fairly empty so they put a dance party where the 3 pillars are
-whole park is decorated for each season in real time like disney. each holiday/event that happens in the game will go on for 2 weeks each season
if u even care
every morning when i get ready to make my daily toast with butter, i feel like phil lester when he was super dizzy and dying and said "i'll be ok, i just need some toast and i'll be fine"
also i'm so confused, have they been lying abt the whole "if we wanna fix the yeti, we have to take apart the whole mountain" thing for expedition everest or was that just a theory bc i could've sworn i saw a clip at a previous d23 back in the day of some imagineer saying they would have to take apart the whole structure but some person on twitter pointed out that the back of the mountain has a little door where the yeti could be taken out no problem but idk if that's false
d23 thoughts
i'm so conflicted about the monsters inc at hollywood studios bc on one hand it actually does like cool asf like giant animatronic in a restaurant where i can look at it for the whole meal !!! yes please !!! and also monsters inc is my favorite pixar movie, but also it stands on the desecrated grave of the muppets so like i can't bring myself to be as super excited abt it as i want to be. i think i would feel a lot better abt it if they brought muppet vision 3D back to DCA which honestly im so confused as to why they haven't done that yet. they've been showing recently that they're open to fixing past mistakes (putting dream finder back in journey into imagination, changing tarzan's treehouse back to swiss family robinson theme, etc) bc they know ppl love the nostalgia. also mickey's philarmagic is a fun way to get some air conditioning but rly its just that. the waiting area in the theater makes me so sad!!!! it literally just has a little sign with donald duck on it AND THAYS IT, ITS SO SAD AND BARREN. the only reason i can think of for them not replacing it with muppet vision is that im pretty sure that hollywood area is gonna be demolished for the stupid avatar area i don't care abt. like yes that area of DCA is quite boring and needs a facelift but it just seems so out of place and i don't care abt avatar.
i also find myself hesitant to get excited abt other upcoming projects bc i've lost faith in disney to not cheap out at the last second and make mostly everything projections and screens which is so sad. i'm very hesitant to be excited abt the spaceship earth refurbishment bc that ride has soooooo many animatronics and i highly doubt that disney has the guts to go all out with that many animatronics again. i'm also very hesitant abt the Disneyland tomorrowland upgrade tbh like YES tomorrowland needs a facelift DESPERATELY but im so scared they're gonna put some ai shit or something in it bc "that's the future". i do kinda have hope for them re-doing the people mover track tho
lastly, villains land does look hella epic tho and i'm sooooo excited for the set design
Making my dream list for the Disney parks:
Bring back ExtraTERRORestrial
Bring back Ghost Galaxy for Halloween
Change Incredicoaster to California Screaming for food and wine festival (I'd want it permanently but I know that won't happen)
No Avatar in California and instead use Zootopia
Restore Splash Mountain. Tiana's is boring :/
Soaring over California being permanent and UP KEPT!!!!
Get ride of San Fransokyo! It's so lazy and the music is annoying!
Rise of Resistance being changed to Rise of the Rebels (or some stupid ass name)
Another ride in Star wars land
LESS STAR WARS GIFT SHOPS!!! THERE ARE 21 ON PROPERTY!!!!
Finished the kitchen/ entertainment that was in the OG plans for Star Wars land
Make Ride vehicle D on Star Tours forever be the original ride with Captain Rex
I...I want paradise pier back...I won't get it but I can dream
Less IP in the parks!!!
BRING BACK MAELSTROM!!!
Get rid of the new pirate animatronic at Disneyland
Restore the bride auction because people aren't stupid. We know pirates are bad people.
Make Epcot about Education again! Way less IP
Cosmic rewind be themed to blackholes instead of Guardians of the Galaxy (will never happen)
BEASTLY KINGDOM!!!!!!!
People mover!
Do something with the carousel of progress building in Disneyland. It literally does nothing!
Retro futurism/Jules Verne inspired Tomorrowland at DL
Make Marvel campus less depressing looking.
Whoever designs the new cruise ships is a stupid motherfucker. The older ships from 20 years ago are literally better quality.
My more serious complaints
Make the parks more disability friendly!!!
Das is a joke and rides like Smugglers run are not disability friendly with its 1 million steep ramps and super loud acoustics. (Not the only ride with this problem.)
Get rid of Racism towards South American indigenous people like Trader Sam. Trader Sam can still exist But Stop bastardizing vodou and making him a cannibal. Just make him a traveling merchant.
Less Tiki Culture! I understand how tiki culture is something we can't erase and is a big part of Disney's creations but I'm tired of them pushing it so much.
More shade and benches!
Stop making stupid bs expensive when I can walk down the street and buy the same shit for better quality and half the price!
first rocky show in the books!! this shit is so much fun, i can't believe im actually doing this!!!!
Yo bro hop on Roblox horror picture show
The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.
teaching a harry potter theater camp rn. all my years of being THE harry potter kid 4-6th grade has prepared me for this...
the school boys in spring awakening be like
just got 3 things at goodwill and it was $40......this shit is so tiring