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Cosmic Funnies
cherry valley forever
Misplaced Lens Cap
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if i look back, i am lost

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trying on a metaphor
i don't do bad sauce passes
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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@the-orange-king
My soulmate was right across the hall! Mine too!
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
reblog if ur in bed
Iâm in bed
bed
Dude
holy shit.Â
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.
Itâs Colder in Chicago Illinois than Antartica!âïž
This literally looks like a post apocalyptic universe WHY is no one talking about that
did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark
WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING
Matthew Lillard himself joined in on the meme
THE MAD LAD HAS DONE IT
I feel honored to be able to witness god himself
LMAOOOOOOOOO
no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible
If itâs any consolation, I get it. Iâm a trans guy who wears a packer. One day I was in the restroom and pulled my pants down. I really had to go so I did it fast and the magnet clip came undone and my dick flopped out of my boxers and bounced into the stall next to me.
The OCCUPIED stall next to me.
I wanted to die. There was this horrible forever silence moments. Then the dude just goes, âUh, you dropped your dick man,â and nudges it over with his foot.
âYou dropped your dick manâ
True solidarity
this wins
So important to talk mental health and challenge stigma - conversations and showing compassion and warmth without judgment
Wholesome
this is the funniest twitter thread iâve ever seen in my goddamn life
If youâre 20-26, click here for a repressed memoryÂ
i was 100% expecting this to be a rickroll but somehow it was worse
I clicked on it thinking âIâm 28, thatâs probably close enoughâ and just
what⊠what the fuck was that
are you guys okay?
iâm 27 and my fiance is 30 and i had a visceral gut reaction and he was just like âi donât know this.â op your grasp on the age range for this reference is spectacular
Galapagos batfish have frowny-faces and giant red lips. They also use their fins as feet to walk around the sea floor, because theyâre terrible swimmers. Source Source 2 Source 3
When you see it from the side, it looks like a grumpy old nose/mouth-breather with a bat in the cave.Â
Like when someone has no idea they got a boogie hanginâ⊠and it bobs up and down.Â
Just sayinâŠ