Trapped in Meme Hell

Artist, Musician, Author, and dumbass. Made that "Olive Scribe" song that was in Homestuck. They/them is fine. Music Patreon Commission Info My Art Soundcloud Netherworld Chronicles webcomic K.A.B.A.N.G. webcomic

[charredasperity]

Commission info

$25: Sketch

$45: Lines

$60: Flat color

$80: Cel Shading

$100: Soft Shading

[bepisode]

🐔🐣

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[charredasperity]

Dudes be like "Do that pussy fart? 😝"

Girls be like ":3 Do that pussy fart? :3"

[charredasperity]

Swimsuit Hex Maniac

[charredasperity]

Gay women dating: "Maybe if I smile at her enough times, laugh at her jokes, and also like all her posts on social media she'll notice me and ask me out"

Gay men dating: "If I have a favorite after the anonymous no loads refused apartment orgy I'll ask what his name is"

[colorado-rockies-official]

bunny moment

[colorado-rockies-official]

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

[colorado-rockies-official]

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

[magu-mm-0824]

✦ Doodle ✦ 02

[charredasperity]

Back in 2010 everyone wanted skinny waifs

Then I spend years dieting and working out

And not that I'm finally skinny everyone wanta big boys instead

I can't win lmao

[charredasperity]

Hey

[depsidase]

[dragongirlsweetie]

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

[dragongirlsweetie]

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

[despazito]

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

[despazito]

good art is when something looks like real life, the more real it looks the more better the art. abstracted figures give my trad children nightmares, one time they were exposed to cubism and couldn't go outside for a week

[charredasperity]

Tumblr users will look at you like you kicked their dog if you suggest watching or reading something intended for adults instead of a kids cartoon or a YA novel every once in a while

[charredasperity]

Commission info

$25: Sketch

$45: Lines

$60: Flat color

$80: Cel Shading

$100: Soft Shading

[charredasperity]

Remember when Neo-Nazis were trying to turn the universal "OK" hand gesture into a hate symbol and all the left leaning writers were like "We have no choice but to let the Nazis have it, we simply have to change sign language now" and then it ended up not taking off?