OWO

Isaac he/him, just a little guy Redacted RP blog

[the-owo-guy]

Hi hi hello!

I'm Isaac and I work at the Department in numbers. I'm actually really good with tech (no one tell Sonia) but I like finding excuses to say hello to the people in the tech department because they're stuck in the basement all day.

I'm just a little guy (5'2). No idea why my parents didn't give me better genes because they're both like 6' but we don't talk about that. Oh, it looks like I've rambled my way into another paragraph. Don't be afraid to say hi or owo if you prefer.

I like to say things back!

[closeknit-inquiry]

…How do I tell my new boss that he’s off his rocker guys

Asking for uh. A friend.

[the-owo-guy]

you don't!

what you do is get the absolute fuck out of there before you get caught in the cross fires!

[closeknit-inquiry]

this was a joke! I love my job. a lot. Very much.

…Yeah.

[the-owo-guy]

ok! to each their own!

just sayin', you should probably get out while you still can!

[the-owo-guy]

i really like whatever’s wrong with you man

[closeknit-inquiry]

…How do I tell my new boss that he’s off his rocker guys

Asking for uh. A friend.

[the-owo-guy]

you don't!

what you do is get the absolute fuck out of there before you get caught in the cross fires!

[the-owo-guy]

#GIVEISSACOWOTATTS2025‼️‼️‼️‼️

^u^!!!

i would, but you know, the whole, gotta keep it professional and 'oh no, Isaac, people are going to think you're in a gang if you do that'. like, what kind of gang uses owo as a symbol? and if so, can i meet them?

[voltaspistol]

[rockergiirl]

yeah sure whatever

[damn-student-news]

You haven't heard of the universe hopping that was happening around the Solstice? One of them is a "dark side of the mirror" and the other is a kinda topsy-turvy "April Fools!" Hence fooliverse

BREAKING: I thought that was just some inside joke I wasn't in on- it's fucking real?

[the-owo-guy]

@imperium-news

[the-owo-guy]

someone is dying tonight. someone is dying.

[the-owo-guy]

>:3

>:D

[closeknit-inquiry]

owo

Don’t start. 🥀

[the-owo-guy]

try me motherfucker. i have had a week. >:(

[closeknit-inquiry]

You’ve had a week? Hoho, We’re in the same boat buddy. I’m sinking it as we speak.🥀

[the-owo-guy]

not gonna lie that took me three reads to actually understand what was going on there and i'm still confused.

[closeknit-inquiry]

owo

Don’t start. 🥀

[the-owo-guy]

try me motherfucker. i have had a week. >:(

[inbetween-guy]

On your left.

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[the-owo-guy]

hiya!

[inbetween-guy]

...

[the-owo-guy]

watcha doin' buddy?

[inbetween-guy]

On your left.

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[the-owo-guy]

hiya!

[the-owo-guy]

i have just had the saddest kind of coffee ever. lukewarm, sugarless and no cream. it only filled half the mug too!

u-u

[closeknit-inquiry]

Is closeknit a good cult or a bad cult?

- @earthgirlenthusiast

A common misconception, really! We are not a cult! Simply put: CloseKnit consists of people organized to gather information and find community in like-minded people! 🪷

[earthgirlenthusiast]

But…everyone calls y’all a cult…?

[closeknit-inquiry]

Our reputation is awful as of late 😞, mostly due to strings of conspiracy & issues with our social medias in the past. 🪷

[deneb0la]

Conspiracies? Did you all not plan a kidnapping than excute said kidnapping plan, erase someone's memories, and are currently going on with experiments on d(a)emons? Not to mention the lot of people you hurt?

I fear the issue isn't with your social media but rather your actions you refuse to acknowledge.

[closeknit-inquiry]

Ignorance is bliss 🪷

[the-owo-guy]

until it kills you. -_-

[williamsolaire]

owo

owo? Like UwU?

[the-owo-guy]

exactly! ^u^

[that-one-harpy]

hey buddy...

watcha doin?

Hm? Well I'm just... around...

What's up?

[the-owo-guy]

just figurin out how to advise my boss on the trolley problem but it's fine... it's all fine. your future is lookin up though. thought you might want to know.

[that-one-harpy]

Oof the trolley problem sucks.

Oh! That's good. Are you a seer?

[the-owo-guy]

yup! ^u^

and you're a student right?

[that-one-harpy]

Mhm. I'm Maddie.

[the-owo-guy]

nice to meet you Maddie! i'm Isaac!

you enjoyin your classes?

[that-one-harpy]

Oh! I'm having fun! Majority of them are boring but still. Nice to have a calm ish day

[the-owo-guy]

glad that you are! calm days are some of the best there are.

[that-one-harpy]

Yea... especially after all that recently happened.. sure the department heard all about it

[the-owo-guy]

oh i knew she was going to die. didn't bother to tell anyone but her that though because the situation was going to resolve itself pretty well if the department didn't interfere. part of the reason why no one's come to check and investigate with you and your friend.

covert's not broken, dangerous criminal's taken care of, everyone turns out pretty okay! of course there is the messiness of the traumatic events, but DAMN'S got a pretty decent grief counseling program to refer you to, right?