Stanley was really, really stupid. @the-parable-speaks - Tumblr Blog

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"I don't need your advice. I don't need your ratings. And I certainly don't need the validation of a man whose job is to push buttons."

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#the stanley parable #the stanley parable ultra deluxe #tsp #tspud #tsp rp #the stanley parable roleplay #indie roleplay #indie rp #tsp roleplay #the stanley parable rp #objecthead #tv head #promo

"Stanley was fat and ugly and really really stupid. ....really? Nothing? You aren't even insulted just a little bit? Don't just stand there, you self satisfied brat. Do something!"

#📺: broadcast #// zeus vc i want a stanley that does everything i say zeus vc no not like THAT

vinnyherring

The place to lounge with the employees

#📺: the parable #📺: art

What's the point in saving your soul If no one ever dies? What's the matter with taking control Of someone else's life? All your moments are bought and sold He always was an angel The TV made him do it The TV made me do it

#📺: music #moonwalker #flashing #flashing lights #Youtube

malaesthetics

#📺: aesthetic

faeberrywine

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#📺: aesthetic #flashing

Vox redesign + rewrite!! I wanted to lean more into the fan concept of him being a televangelist lol

#peak design fr fr im not biased #hazbin hotel #art

baejax-the-great

Microsoft really out here trying to stifle my creativity

sufficientlylargen

Bad writing:

She surveyed the disaster below. “Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.”

Good writing:

She surveyed the disaster below. “Oh no. Uh-oh. Oops. Golly. Darn.”

#📺: memes #// zeus vs joy

towerofglass

#📺: aesthetic #flashing #flashing gifs

rubymemes

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Feel free to add any details, like the type of date or how your muse is asking... Specify muse for multimuse blogs

#📺: starters #dont expect him to be nice x')

stelacole

Sassy sentence starters

﹡ ❝ oh please﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i am not amused, at all﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i'm gonna lose my mind﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ are you like some grammar police now ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ i pretty much feel like punching you, everytime you open your mouth. ❞ ﹡ ❝ to be honest, you annoy me the least. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you touch them and i will end you﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're annoying as hell﹗was that honest enough for you ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ love made me crazy, all bloody insane﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're like some..annoying..twat. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you touch my drink and you die﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ i've been sarcastic since the day i was born. ❞ ﹡ ❝ did you seriously just call me "shrek in a dress" ﹖❞ ﹡ ❝ honestly, i love shrek and i feel like ogres are my soulmates, so i don't mind. deal with it. your bullying didn't affect me. HA.❞ ﹡ ❝ god i need coffee﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ that person over there, drives me insane with their tapping﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ me sarcastic﹖always. ❞ ﹡ ❝ me sarcastic﹖happily so. ❞ ﹡ ❝ this "shrek in a dress" got a date to prom so HA﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ everyone ever told you how annoying you are ﹖ likely multiple people i'm sure. ❞ ﹡ ❝ bloody hell. ❞ ﹡ ❝ i feel like committing a felony, right about now. ❞ ﹡ ❝ you're like the donkey from shrek, more annoying tho﹗ ❞ ﹡ ❝ stop ogling me﹗i know i'm hot and all, but jeez, my eyes are up here jackass. ❞

#📺: starters

"Being nosy, aren't we?"

📺 Indie Narrator from The Stanley Parable 📺 Follows from @the-freedom-ending 📺 Directed by Felix 📺 OC/Crossover/Sona friendly 📺 Selective / Para

⛔ Content Warnings

The Narrator may heckle, insult and manipulate your oc. He is not friendly off the bat and he can be cruel and unfair and swear up a storm.

Inside his Office, he has more control over the environment than visitors do. If you intend on entering it, you agree to let him have some semblance of control over your oc's surroundings. That does not mean he can control your oc or that he will kill or hurt your oc without warning. I will ask before the thread goes in that direction.

At the same time, ask me before you intend on doing something harmful to the Narrator directly. (If we've been roleplaying for a long time together, this rule is a bit more lax (especially if I already know your OCs).)

Feel free to annoy, insult, berate, humiliate and yell at the Narrator in turn. He deserves it.

Mun =/= Muse. I am not a giant object head creature that controls a possibly sentient Office. This is all fictional and how my muse acts towards you is not reflection to how I feel about you as a person, or how I feel about your muse. If you cannot separate mun and muse, we can't roleplay together.

No drama. If you start shit about me, my friends, my other rp partners, try to drag me into fandom drama or engage in callout/cancel culture, I will block you from interacting with me permanently.

NSFW is for anyone over 18+ only, that includes suggested scenes and fade to blacks.

Shipping and friendships are with chemistry. I prefer natural progressions of relationships over pre-established ones. Even if you roleplay a Stanley.

I tag common triggers like flashing lights, body/eye horror, bugs, vomiting, suicide, self harm, gore, animal harm and suggestive content. This is not a guarantee that these things will be present on the blog but just in case. If you have any specific triggers you want added, just send me a message!

Actual smut will likely take place on a side blog to keep this blog minor friendly, but there may be suggestive content (tagged accordingly).

Have fun, stay safe and remember that not every door leads back the way you came from!