Handthony's Blog

Hi I'm Handthony I'm 29 and I'm from a desert

[rslashrats]

[chickennuggetofchaos]

[the-big-mood]

a dog eat dog world

[theriverbeyond]

kittens are amazing bc they're like what if a wayward ball of lint was also made of knives

[theriverbeyond]

check out my wayward ball of lint #MyLint

[theriverbeyond]

update on this btw, my beloved pile of lint is growing but also appears haunted (?)

[theriverbeyond]

update btw on #MyLint we are canceling the baby-food autoship bc she's a BIG CAT now??? 1 year old next week 😭😭😭😭 oh my god. started from the bottom now we're here

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[pukicho]

Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[beemovieerotica]

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

[slutdge]

[greaserink]

cryin' shame that walmart markiplier is just too sexually charged to be on tumblr smh

[twistcmyk]

no, i do not have cameras in your home (yet)

[slimetony]

Not only are groceries crazy expensive now theyre erecting walls around you while you shop which makes it really hard to leave the store

[slimetony]

Something isnt right

[mevil]

[happyroadkillart]

Did you know a blue moon occurs only once every full moon? Seems a perfect time to begun Vixen’s Very First Arc!

[chillyfeetsteak]

the moment he decides to binky

[chillyfeetsteak]

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[ravioliet]

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

[jade-sutures]