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A new friend who knows almost nothing about me just mentioned that she's reading the Iliad for the first time abd she had no way of knowing that she is treading on the edges of my most unhinged form of interest because I'm being sooooo9o normal im normal im normal I care about all of this a normal amount and the intensity of my feelings and opinions are very average and normal

kuttithevangu

People universally seem to parse it as Mean but sometimes what you really, really need to hear is "this is not a socially appropriate thing to say, and you should not have said it"

#I just think we should be mindful on the internet that we are talking to strangers #still thinking about that person who happily told me I was going to get heart disease because I slept badly one night #and I told them that was a remarkably inappropriate thing to say to me #and they said no it's not because it's true #and like yeah I did block them after that lmao like no you can't be going up to people who make a post saying they slept badly #and say 'congrats! you are one step closer to getting heart disease!'#and expect them to think you are a cool and chill person #but lord knows I have been rude to people in my time #and lucky whenever someone kindly explained to me that I was

sluttyquarantinetheory

More games need to let you fuck up your romance entirely. Like truly one of the funniest things that has ever happened to me in a game is Alistair dumping me because i made him king and then like an hour later i was knocking on his door like "hey by the way i need you to fuck Morrigan."

oifaaa

Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

rosewitchhh-deactivated20211123

DISCUSS

#if my name has ever come up in this game #it was only in a mean way #and I was killed

release-the-sheep

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

ceeejus

something you almost remember

glubby

“Am I the only one who—” yes. You’re all alone. And nobody shares your experiences or loves you. And you’re floating on a raft in a dark ocean and there’s sharks and squids trying to get you and lightning is crashing and the water is choppy and black

aitsukipi

An old poem

cryptotheism

Bro wants to be a fop but he's barely dapper

cryptotheism

Bro called himself bohemian with zero joie de vivre

variegated-fairywren

everybody start complimenting brown eyes NOW ‼️

#never once stopped doing this

gailynovelry

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

#hm okay it's true I'm very afraid of the project so I guess I gotta get over that