Beef-witted

επικριτική,πικρόχολη, και μοσχαροκέφαλη. Late-thirties. Posting Iliad, Hades, WHA, Mass Effect, and other games that strike my fancy. Header by Pauvre-Lola, pfp by Lady-forest.

[psychotic-gerard]

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[da-janela-lateral]

Oh, what is the greatest smile in the world, you say? *Looks at you fondly* Louis Armstrong

[da-janela-lateral]

I think he is a pretty good contender

[rosieofcorona]

sometimes you can tell how much someone loves dragon age by how much they hate dragon age

[thatwildwolfart]

attack on @garfbin! I took a break from artfight for a while but now im back and no one’s Shepard is safe 🫵 that’s a threat

[kimgkoi]

I think I should stop drawing them sleeping lmao

they girl yet again are there to witness it

[ultrastimpaks]

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

[ultrastimpaks]

okay now im curious. reblog this with where youre from and if you sleep with your door open or closed

[oryunart]

Watercolor Agott portrait 💜 the beauty of the hard work, that makes a person grow and blossom.

[baejax-the-great]

Slapping the next person who claims that migraines are caused by fear of pain

[rynsketches]

post ch 88:

it was made with love!!! love is stored in the bugs!

Bonus

babygirl is STRESSED

[hinamie]

partners

[foone]

terrible idea: a game that implements Trespasser's "look down at your breasts to see your health" mechanic, but your character is transfem and you increase your health bar by taking prog, increasing your breastsize and health at the same time

[foone]

Trespasser was trying to not have a HUD, so the way you checked your health in-game was to look down at your character's breasts:

And the state of that tattoo on the left was your character's health.

[foone]

Trespasser is a wild game.

It's a super-ambitious action-adventure with a physics & AI system years ahead of what was coming out at the time. It's super influential, sold about 5 copies, was completely impossible to play at launch, and it was created by the guy who designed the Xbox and the writer of Deus Ex & Dishonored. It's been cited as inspiration for Half Life 2, Halo, Far Cry, Doom 3, Octodad, and Surgeon Simulator. It was widely considered The Worst Game Of 1998 when it came out.

It's also a Jurassic Park tie-in that doesn't bother mentioning that in the name!

It's just one of those games that apparently every late-90s game developer either played or helped make! The impact of Trespasser is just massive, all for a game no one played and reportedly isn't that much fun anyway.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tbdagent]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[dwarveslikeshinythings]

If you take the time to leave comments on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, I can guarantee you that there's at least one author out there who thinks you are the greatest person in the history of people.