Beef-witted

επικριτική,πικρόχολη, και μοσχαροκέφαλη. Late-thirties. Posting Iliad, Hades, WHA, Mass Effect, and other games that strike my fancy. Header by Pauvre-Lola, pfp by Lady-forest.

[baejax-the-great]

Slapping the next person who claims that migraines are caused by fear of pain

[rynsketches]

post ch 88:

it was made with love!!! love is stored in the bugs!

Bonus

babygirl is STRESSED

[hinamie]

partners

[foone]

terrible idea: a game that implements Trespasser's "look down at your breasts to see your health" mechanic, but your character is transfem and you increase your health bar by taking prog, increasing your breastsize and health at the same time

[foone]

Trespasser was trying to not have a HUD, so the way you checked your health in-game was to look down at your character's breasts:

And the state of that tattoo on the left was your character's health.

[foone]

Trespasser is a wild game.

It's a super-ambitious action-adventure with a physics & AI system years ahead of what was coming out at the time. It's super influential, sold about 5 copies, was completely impossible to play at launch, and it was created by the guy who designed the Xbox and the writer of Deus Ex & Dishonored. It's been cited as inspiration for Half Life 2, Halo, Far Cry, Doom 3, Octodad, and Surgeon Simulator. It was widely considered The Worst Game Of 1998 when it came out.

It's also a Jurassic Park tie-in that doesn't bother mentioning that in the name!

It's just one of those games that apparently every late-90s game developer either played or helped make! The impact of Trespasser is just massive, all for a game no one played and reportedly isn't that much fun anyway.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tbdagent]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[dwarveslikeshinythings]

If you take the time to leave comments on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, I can guarantee you that there's at least one author out there who thinks you are the greatest person in the history of people.

[hinamie]

are these what the kids are calling *checks notes* magical girls?

[hinamie]

adolescence

[daily-olly]

when you go through a windowway and completely forget what you were about to do

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[forestgreenivy-deactivated20250]

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

[hiveswap]

Maybe im not a very romantic person but i never liked stories where people uproot their entire lives for love. What happens if you break up. Youre gonna break up eventually whats gonna happen then

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat