Beef-witted

επικριτική,πικρόχολη, και μοσχαροκέφαλη. Late-thirties. Posting Iliad, Hades, WHA, Mass Effect, and other games that strike my fancy. Header by Pauvre-Lola, pfp by Lady-forest.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

[inkyxward]

Guy who made death stranding: Getting some real "Death Stranding" vibes from this situation

[rudycooperarchives-deactivated2]

what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT

[bythefrickens-deactivated201208]

[bocchan]

#it’s been done

[hikari-yumi]

[aceattorneyheritageposts]

Thanks for this addition omfg that is hilarious

[tbdagent]

not providing the scene in question is a crime

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[buniix3]

i still have hope he'll win look at that crowd

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[dwarveslikeshinythings]

If you take the time to leave comments on every single chapter of a multi-chapter fic, I can guarantee you that there's at least one author out there who thinks you are the greatest person in the history of people.

[hinamie]

are these what the kids are calling *checks notes* magical girls?

[hinamie]

adolescence

[daily-olly]

when you go through a windowway and completely forget what you were about to do

[what-even-is-thiss]

Here’s the thing. Refusing to accept a compliment can be mildly insulting to the person you’re refusing the compliment from.

It’s like you don’t believe them or don’t respect their opinion basically.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I know, I also have self esteem so low that accepting a compliment feels physically painful but basically calling the person who’s complimenting you a liar doesn’t help anybody including yourself.

[forestgreenivy-deactivated20250]

Touch starved… but it’s for a cool autumn breeze.

[hiveswap]

Maybe im not a very romantic person but i never liked stories where people uproot their entire lives for love. What happens if you break up. Youre gonna break up eventually whats gonna happen then

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[doodle-list]

Something something qifrey stands like a mum

[otterjpg]

OP of the most mediocre post youve seen this Tuesday, gleefully screenshotting a tag which says 'investing at 6 notes' and typing out a faux "no you can't DO this to me" in a reblog

[kisu-no-hi]

A man and his dog, a big love story

[baejax-the-great]

Today I was walking through town with no particular goals other than buying some bread and my friend saw me and called me over and told me he was waiting for his wife to be done with a doctor's appointment so we sat and drank coffee and then she joined us and then we all walked to the far (but best) bakery to buy the good bread so idk I think I'm living the dream actually