Beef-witted

επικριτική,πικρόχολη, και μοσχαροκέφαλη. Late-thirties. Posting Iliad, Hades, WHA, Mass Effect, and other games that strike my fancy. Header by Pauvre-Lola, pfp by Lady-forest.

[kisu-no-hi]

A man and his dog, a big love story

[baejax-the-great]

Today I was walking through town with no particular goals other than buying some bread and my friend saw me and called me over and told me he was waiting for his wife to be done with a doctor's appointment so we sat and drank coffee and then she joined us and then we all walked to the far (but best) bakery to buy the good bread so idk I think I'm living the dream actually

[kiruyeen]

found family should be "we come from different backgrounds yet share the same hurt, the same stories, youve become an irreplaceable part of my life. I dont have the words for our connection but we have no one if not eachother and you are my one place I safely call home."

not "ok Im the child and youre the parent and that guys the little sibling"

[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[tillero]

I got you

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

[confines]

communication

[baejax-the-great]

Hi baejax you have a million fans and I’m one

Are there any witch hat atelier fics you’d recommend? Or any wha topics or angles you’re interested in that you’d want more people to get into?

I admittedly have not read a lot of Orufrey fanfic due to my own laziness in trawling AO3 for fics and just kind of hoping other people would give me recs.

Which they have!

My favorite so far has been twenty years of solitude by franzkafkagf. I've read a few other one shots of theirs and very much enjoyed them as well.

I also enjoyed thig crìoch air an t-saoghal ach mairidh gaol is ceòl by drifloon! Along with the rest of their Orufrey!

[darkcomedies]

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

[darkcomedies]

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

[leidensygdom]

i spent 20 minutes to edit this meme which is great proof of how im feeling rn

[baejax-the-great]

The way Porthos looks at me when I'm putting on my "I'm leaving the house" shoes

[l0verseyes]

[chernobog13]

Talos disapproves of whatever you're doing right now.

[rynsketches]

these tags by @vaguely-concerned cracked me up so I had to sketch it as baby Orufrey

bonus:

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[what-even-is-thiss]

I can’t believe that in order to tell a story I need to withhold certain information from the reader at first. I’m excited about it and I want them to know.