Beef-witted

επικριτική,πικρόχολη, και μοσχαροκέφαλη. Late-thirties. Posting Iliad, Hades, WHA, Mass Effect, and other games that strike my fancy. Header by Pauvre-Lola, pfp by Lady-forest.

[mblematic]

love when the mutual takes the mutual bait. yes that post was for you. yes it was about our lil guy. thanks for falling for it. I love you

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the last song you listened to is your battle theme now how is it going

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results

Voting ended onAug 11

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans

[baejax-the-great]

It is honestly such a blessing that humans' main form of washing ourselves doesn't involve our tongues at all

[mintaii]

happy 10 years to witch hat atelier!!! here's a repost of some art i made this year for it ◡̈

i only started reading this series in late 2021. ever since i remember trying to peddle it to any friend who'd ask me 'what manga should i start reading' LOL and now there's an anime to make my recommending a lot easier

[rontology]

I love asking friends, without context, "what are you really into this week?" I'll go first. this week I'm really into mouthwash and sudoku. Last week I was into peaches.

[rontology]

we used to be a society on here!! reblog, don't like! I want to hear what you're into!!! I'm literally looking into the nyt game Pips!!!

[rontology]

compiling my favourite responses

[beansfrombeans]

i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

[orphanbird95]

List of celebrities who do not care about trans people:

[orphanbird95]

Even more people who do not care about trans people:

[wisdomofwinter]

I’m so disappointed

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

every british actor: so i heard that woke is dead? phew! thank god. i made some bad investments and now i really need that jkr money

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[hinamie]

i cant stop drawing him

[the-prince-of-the-ravens]

realm of the elderlings is soooooo hard to recommend to people. “it’s about the bastard son of a prince who’s raised to be an assassin and can also communicate with animals” <- sounds interesting, maybe even fun. “it will make you feel so bad you’ll wish you were never born” <- will instantly scare off 95% of all living beings except you really can’t leave that part out

[annakie]

Me when not playing Mass Effect: I love Mass Effect.

Me when playing Mass Effect: I forgot how much I love Mass Effect.

[geneticdriftwood]

of course you have blue hair and epithets 🙄

[baejax-the-great]

cannot figure out where to end this chapter I give UP I give up writing is for chumps

[geneticdriftwood]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons

My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the truth is the most discourse poisoned weirdos among us are not even on tumblr at all, they're walking around the physical world acting like normal people until their sleeper activation topic comes up.

when I was in undergrad I had this professor who spontaneously decided in the middle of a class on, as far as I could tell, a completely unrelated topic to go on a bizarre tirade about how human pregnancies are actually 10 months long and saying it's 9 months is a patriarchal attempt to minimise women's suffering. she very confidently justified this by explaining that there are four weeks in a month, so 40 weeks is 10 months.

when someone pointed out that a month (except February) is actually four weeks and two to three days, and that 40 weeks (280 days) is a lot closer to 9 months (275 days) than it is to 10 months (305 days), she told him to stop mansplaining.

then a girl pointed out that the actual length of a typical human pregnancy isn't even 40 weeks, it's 38. I think we all collectively blacked out after that

[thenightling]