The only role in life worth playing is your own.

20 // I have no water signs in my chart // 👀👀👀 //

[the-phantom-author]

Masterlist

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I do not write NSFW.

Hasan Piker

Hasan Piker | Girl Dad Headcanons

Hasan Piker | Dad headcanons (picture inspo)

Twin dad!Hasan photo inspo

Hasan Piker | Pregnancy headcanons

Hasan Piker | genral dating headcannons

Hasan Piker | Stream Appearance headcanons

Hasan Piker | Artist S/O

Hasan Piker | High School Biology Teacher

Hasan Piker | Long-term GF

Hasan Piker | Comfort

Hasan Piker | Nurse S/O

Hasan Piker | Long Distance Relationship

Hasan Piker | Turkish S/O

Hasan Piker | Engineer!gf

Hasan Piker | FedEx!gf

Hasan Piker | Meeting through his Mom

Soft launch!gf

Streamer!gf

Dad!Hasan

Will Neff

Will Neff | General Dating headcanons

Will Neff | Dad headcanons

Will Neff drabble 1

Harry Lewis

Harry Lewis | General Dating Headcanons

Ethan Payne

Ethan Payne drabble: 1

Ludwig Ahgren

Ludwig Ahgren | General Dating

Ludwig Ahgren I Morning Routine

Ludwig Ahgren | Dad headcanons (photo inspo)

Ludwig drabble: 1 2 3

Mark Fischbach

Mark Fischbach | General Dating Headcanons

Mark Fischbach drabble: 1

Works in Progress

Fic Recs

SMAU Recs

[timelordsandkittens]

it's always bad for adults to interact with minors, which is why when I was born my mother was positioned at the window and I was birthed down a giant slip n slide that safely transported me to the hospital grounds, where I was quickly accepted and raised by a gang of feral babies who were born under similar circumstances. and that's why my posts are so bad

[timelordsandkittens]

Hey what the fuck happens in homestuck

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[macabre-muses]

vader every time he came across 3po and r2 during the war probably

[earhartsease]

when he catches a glimpse of them in the distance during some fucking battle or other do you think he thinks he's seeing ghosts

[horce-divorce]

Freezing Your Tits Off Friday

[poetrylesbian]

they should make a pill that makes people in their 20s feel good about where their lives are going

[whalepunk]

Impressive to me that no one said the same thing twice

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

people have this tendency to believe that fandom discourse exists because people in fandoms are Stupid Nerdy Losers, but in fact fandom discourse exists because anytime you get a group of more than 100 people together, they will start creating interpersonal bullshit. fandom is not special in this regard

[lyricwritesprose]

There is sports discourse. There is yarn discourse. There is food discourse. There is academic discourse (dear sweet god is there academic discourse). If there are people out there collecting brass buttons specifically from 1921, they are going to have discourse about which buttons are trash and whether Person A cheated person B. To be human is to engage in pointless wankery sometimes.

[tony-hawks-underground]

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[transylvania12345-deactivated20]

losing it at this photo of the counts puppet not being used. literally he looks like hes just taking a nap on set or something

[i-count-words-in-posts]

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[transylvania12345-deactivated20]

ITS SUCH A FUCKING HONOUR I COUNT WORDS IN POSTS

[mizeliza]

[byruit]

[foone]

making cats use windows 8 is cruel and unusual

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

[caustic-pixie]

OP the tags!!

[thedogeveryonehates]

[mothnem]

That's a good reason to almost miss a train.

[vitamaeternum]

That is a big little guy

[pointnclick]

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

[pointnclick]

winter makes me feel like the guys at the of the lotr. do you remember the taste of strawberries mr. frodo

[rosavaya]

“Many people seem to think it foolish, even superstitious, to believe that the world could still change for the better. And it is true that in winter it is sometimes so bitingly cold that one is tempted to say, ‘What do I care if there is a summer; its warmth is no help to me now.’ Yes, evil often seems to surpass good. But then, in spite of us, and without our permission, there comes at last an end to the bitter frosts. One morning the wind turns, and there is a thaw. And so I must still have hope.”

— Vincent Van Gogh

[anarchistmemedistro]

[mentalhealthmemesofficial]

[notthegrouch]

“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now. For wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning.” 

- Vincent van Gogh

[mihai-florescu]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Except, critically, at bedtime.

[findersfeeders]

Ravings and urges get miscoded over time. Let’s say you’re thirsty, and you live in a strawberry field. Strawberries contain some water and a bunch of sugar so, over time, you may start to crave strawberries when you are thirsty because you get a reward and some relief in shorter time from the need starting than the trek to the stream. This can happen for every need: sleep, food, whatever.

Trevor Noah has a great tip, that when he craves ice cream at night he breaks it down into parts: I want something cold, I want something sweet. He drinks a glass of cold water then waits to see if he still has the ice cream craving. Usually he doesn’t.

So listening to your body isn’t “follow every urge” but “decompose the urge to discover the underlying need.”

If you always feel like getting cozy in bed you may be: cold, dehydrated, and/or malnourished (maybe a need for high calories that are bioaccessible…not processed).

If you do not feel tired at bedtime you may: need to eat dinner earlier because your body is still digesting, need to exercise or go outside more during the day, get the fuck off your screen for an hour so your brain can enter sleep mode.

Hope this helps someone.

P.S. notice i said nothing about neurodivergence. Not that it’s not a likelihood but the over-pathologization of behaviors prevents us from taking simple actions to improve our wellbeing. Also, these tips are pretty accessible and applicable to most brain variations.

[brightlotusmoon]

[leebrontide]

Neuroscience is the closest you're gonna get to a user's manual. This is all good advice.