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“We all take our decisions and, we have to live with our consequences. So if anything happens to me don’t worry about it, let the dogs eat me, because that’s the life I chose...”

(insp' from here)

#(detective ponders)#(detective's aesthetic)#((The video is a interview with a former cartel hitman))#((very akechicore; especially during the Maruki arc...))

...I wanted to see the Ice Skater costume in the demo...

[Is severely hoping that no-one sees him playing the Peach: Showtime Demo in his Nimtendo Swotch] [Despite his cynicism, he rather enjoyed the light-hearted game.]

#(detective's crack cases)#((HELLO I RETURN WITH HYPE ABOUT PEACH SHOWTIME--))

I sold you to a pet store! How much did you sell for?

Goro Price: 12,402$ Personality: Curious. I like to have my own space. Food: Prefers sweet things. Notes: Likes cuddles. Breeding Difficulty: ★★☆☆☆

Accurate. No notes~

Tagged: Stole it lol Tagging: You’re reading this? Then I tagged you~

#dash games #(detective's crack cases)#((I mark my return with a silly meme~))

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Send ⛓to capture my muse

#(detective does a meme)

((Continued from here)) @thecafeleblanc

Easy; I’ll make you comfortable, take you out to dinner, ply you with gifts, make you feel like the most sublime person on earth, so you will never suspect that, when I take you home, that I have a knife with your name on it~

#(detective's crack cases)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#((@thecafeleblanc))#nost safe for tumblr #((omg someone stop these two lol))#tw: death kink #tw: lust murder

thecafeleblanc:

Akira stilled in the prince’s grip, letting the solemn words sink in. A fire bubbled in his gut: rage at the deaths of dozens, disgust at the manipulation, discomfort at the killer’s remorse. This was much more complicated than he anticipated.

Even so, there was work to be done.

The small mouse slipped out of the boy’s grip and hopped onto his hand to stare him in the face. Sure, they couldn’t communicate, but maybe he could find some other way.

If only there was an inkwell, or a phone he could tap on…

Hi heart broke a little more when Chester skillfuly wiggled out of his grip, and onto the top of his gloved hand, preternaturally talented, and it made a dark, fleeting feeling of envy rise up. He swallowed that emotion, at once struck by the earnest look in his dearest friend’s eyes; was Chester trying to convey something? What was that spark in the clever rodent’s eye?

“Chester...do you wish to impart something to me?”

Unfortunately, the lanaguage barrier between them was a high one, and Goro placed the mouse on his writing desk without thinking, mind going a mile a minute to try and way a way to communicate.

#(detective's adventures)#(v: le prince et la souris)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

“I did not,” Akira growled. He could deal with pain, but to suggest he’d do something so vile was too far. He would never violate someone’s consent.

He subconsciously grabbed the blanket closer to his body. “Now stop lying and tell me what you hell you did.”

After snatching the phone away from the Loki!Plush, they were near enough to shouting more obsenities against the other person, when they freezed. The video on pause, the first frame was just a blurry frame of flesh--

‘hehehehe~’

-- Tenatively, they pressed play.

‘You inhabit the body of a thief, and yet your drop a phone?~~’

Goro felt their face go completely red.

#(detective's adventures)#(v: superhero crow)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

He uttered only one phrase: “Well then.”

With a smirk on his lips, he gestured to where the restroom was. He’d let his sweetheart head out first.

“Don’t keep me waiting too long, then~”

With quiet grace, he got up out of their chairs, looking nonchalant as he made his way to the restroom. His experience in acting natural and not drawing attention was put to good use as he closed the door behind him. He took off his tie, limbs electric with anticipation.

#(detective's adventures)#(v: cayenne coffee)#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

The child’s face twisted with confusion. “Parents?” The word tumbled and tripped on his tongue, as if from a foreign language. His eyes closed as he wondered, trying to find these “parents.”

He looked up at Goro sheepishly and confessed. “I don’t know.”

He tried not to frown, even as anger welled up within him at the thought of some people leaving a young child alone. It seemed like the concept of parents didn’t even register with him and that hit something deep-within Goro; an old hurt, a decades-long bruise. He stood up, giving his hand to the child.

“Here, we’ll look for your parents. In the meantime, you’ll be safe with me...”

#(detective's adventures)#(v: protector god of the young)#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

Goro smirked against the darkening bruise on the other’s neck, rubbing his tongue against it, making sure to press into it, making sure that Akira would feel the pain of it as he lowered a hand to grope at the front of teh thief’s trousers.

“Tell me; did you think of me at night? Wonder what you would do?~” He gave a very rough squeeze to Akira’s hardening cock. “I did...”

#(detective's adventures)#(v: beyond the impossible metal wall)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#((@thecafeleblanc))#nsfw #not safe for tumblr

thecafeleblanc:

Akira braced himself for the fall, but despite his best efforts, he yelped in pain. As he regained his bearings, Akira took a look at his skin – it was dotted with faint bruises, pink scratch lines, and even some cuts on his torso. He surmised that the pain is backside was probably from bruises, too, but–

Akira glared at the person in the bed above him. “Hey, what the hell did you do to me?”

He consented to having this so called agent of justice stay in his home, even forfeited his bed, and they thanked him by…attacking him while he was asleep? That was unconscionable.

“I should be asking you that question, you bastard! Is this how you treat your guests!? I should--”

They stopped suddenly, when his Plush appeared between them, and would have looked unassuming if it wasn’t holding a phone above it’s head like a trophy. Curious, Goro reached out to grab the phone, but even their legs seemed to disobey them, and they tumbled out the bed.

And recoiled in horror when they realised that they were naked.

“You monster! You stripped me too!?”

#(detective's adventures)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#(v: superhero crow)#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

Akira suppressed a smile. His eyes fluttered shut for a split second as he exhaled a hot, shaky breath.

His voice was smoky, with a dark bite. He whispered, “Now? With people awake?”

Goro brings his lips to Akira’s, leaving a smoldering, smirking, lingering kiss of his husband’s lips before pulling back, eyes glinting with mischief.

“I thought Joker loved a good thrill,” he said quietly, only for Akira’s ears.

#(detective's adventures)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#(v: cayenne coffee)#((@thecafeleblanc))

thecafeleblanc:

Caught. Dammit!

Akira wiggled in the prince’s vise-like grip instinctively, eager to escape the pressure on his ribs. If the young man was so determined to keep him away from the rest of the place, then that meant there had to be something worth finding. He twisted and yelped, knowing his words wouldn’t be understood: “Let me go!”

He thrashed about, whipping the prince’s gloved hand with his tail, and screeched. Whatever it was this place was hiding, Akira was going to uncover it – even if that made his new “keeper” sad.

Chester thrashed in his grip, desperate to escape and he almost felt like weeping; why was his beloved friend eager to be away from him, to put himself in danger, to do away with his life? Just why? Why? Why, why why!?

“Chester...”

His voice was low, almost to the point of a whisper, as he squeezed his hands around Chester, making sure the mouse was facing him, looking into his eyes. Chester had to know. His best and only friend just had to know...

“Chester, you have to stay with me. Do you know why...?”

He didn’t notice that the look in his eyes were manic.

“Because people who explore, find things? Things my Father says that people aren’t meant to know. And if they find these things, then I have to take care of them. The lucky ones die by my hand. If Father really wills it, he has me use dark magic to make them suffer, strip them of sanity, leave them dibbering and screaming, with phantoms that make them shells of their former selves...”

The mania drained from his eyes, and tear fell, sorrow palpalable in his expression.

“Please, I beg you. Just...stay...”

#(detective's adventures)#(v: le prince et la souris)#{ship tag: my fellow wildcard}#((@thecafeleblanc))

the-phantom-crow

Ghosts are a literal impossibi–

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA–

#(detective's crack cases)#(personal statements [ic commentary])#((guest starring sachiko shinozaki from corpse party~))#((BRINGING THIS BACK FOR THE MONTH OF SPOOPS))

[Sitting in a cozy chair, reading a book on DBT] I wonder how Joker and the others are doing...

#(IC commentary)#(v: beyond the impossible metal wall)#((So about that cut scene in royal--))

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