Zora Salazar

Y'all miss me?

[the-phantom-drifter]

"Hm. So THIS is that Tumblr app I've heard so much about."

"Well, even though I'm not great at usin' this sort of thing yet, y'all seem like you'd want my presence. So here I am."

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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy! This is my first character blog so please be nice with criticism-

"Canon? Haven't heard that name in a long time." This contains headcanons, so I mostly won't stick to the og Epithet Erased plot

NOT AFFILIATED WITH JELLOAPOCALYPSE OR ANYONE FROM THE EE TEAM

Main timeline for the blog is a few years after canon (everyone is like 3 or 4 years older ig). Prison of Plastic? What's that?

Mod is a minor!!!!!! No creepy shit, or else Zora is gonna come for you. (She may hate Epithets, but she won't hesitate to use hers against someone like that)

Keep your kinks to yourself for the love of god

Mod goes by any/all (mostly he/him)

May rp, but ask first. Most likely it will be a no, though. I'm kinda busy sometimes

Will allow ships n stuff I guess? Just not anything that's like proship

I have only watched the show, haven't read the books so I only know about the YouTube series.

Again, nothing sexual directed at mod, and no slurs. If it's a slightly dirty joke or two, fine, but don't make anything extremely descriptive if it's dirty.

I am usually busy with school from 7am to 3pm EST, so wait until around then if you send a message

Mod's main is @eteledhasanaxe

This blog is made for answering questions and is supposedly similarly structured to ones by @/Leagallyfine (they do Ace Attorney blogs and are really cool, go follow them!)

Hope y'all enjoy the show!

[g0ld3n-r4t]

Hey there! 👋

Let's play a fun game of: Kiss, Marry, Kill!

Your choices are:

Zora Salazar

Percival King

&

Howie Honeyglow

___________

I bet this'll be easy pickings for you.

Have fun, rat man! <3

“Kiss Howie,”

“Uhhh...Marry Percy,”

“And...Kill Zora!”

[the-phantom-drifter]

"Yeah, same here, ya RAT."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Whittled at all lately?

"I made a very poor replica of a hawk last week!"

[the-phantom-drifter]

Would you rather:

Take a bath everyday for the rest of your life (extra soap!)

Or...

Marry Ramsey, spend everyday with him and you're not allowed to kill or divorce him?

"..."

"I could always get someone else to kill him."

[the-phantom-drifter]

How's the Ferret army? Have you unleashed them upon the Rat-Man yet?

"Was planning on it. I'm training them to attack."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Hey Zora, I have a joke for you

Snow White is in a bar with her friends Tom Thumb and Quasimodo when she takes a mirror out of her purse.

"Watch this" she says, "Mirror Mirror out of my purse, who is the fairest of them all?"

"Why you, Snow White" Says the Mirror.

She gives it to Tom Thumb, who asks it "Mirror Mirror out of Snow White's purse, who os the SMALLEST of them all?"

"Why you, Tom Thumb."

Tom Thumb gives it to Quasimodo, who is embarrassed. "Well, I know what I want to ask, but I'm embarrassed... Would you mind if I took the Mirror outside and asked in private?"

"Of course!" Said Snow White. So he did.

A few minutes later, Quasimodo comes back looking confused.

He says "Who the hell is Ramsey Murdoch?"

"I don't know who half those folks are, but that's good."

[eteledhasanaxe]

Alas. The ask boxes are empty. (I somehow accidentally got rid of every God damn ask in the whole box which makes me really annoyed so uh I'm so sorry everyone who sent in asks that I never got to)

please go forth and mess around with the creatures

[the-phantom-drifter]

Yeah of course!! I'm not great at explaining stuff but I can surely try

(I don't see or crochet, like at all, been meaning to pick it up -ooc)

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Nice, thanks."

[the-phantom-drifter]

I have a biggest question? If you lost your left arm what would you do? Live and hunting without your left arm or get a cybernetic left arm like Yoomtah have?

"I don't really know... Yoomy 'd probably convince me into getting one. She's good at that."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Well... do they?

"...I'm free on Sunday next week."

[the-phantom-drifter]

(Question) have you heard a country band named poor man's poison? Because my favourite is give and take.

"Hah, you can't live around here and NOT know what Poor Man's Poison is! I like Feed the Machine a lot."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Uhh, practice, lots of practice, and help of friends :D

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Impressive. Do ya think that you can teach me?"

[the-phantom-drifter]

Opinions on your old anime campaign design? :3

"I look good. The way the scarf is positioned makes me feel mysterious."

[the-phantom-drifter]

Elaborate?? 😭 (On the fairness thing)

"I don't know- I just thought that maybe they could earn it if they fought well."

"But if Goldbricker didn't get up close with me and swipe that damn Amulet, I could've gotten away with it!"

[the-phantom-drifter]

ZORAAAAA were you cooked when you came back without the amulet or was ur boss kinda chill about the whole thing?

Ps. Maybe JUST TAKE THE AMULET AND RUN NEXT TIME GIRL... 😞😞

"Oh, he was understandably PISSED when I first came back, but after learnin' it was cause of Goldbricker and Perc, he was more upset at them."

"I know I should've run! But it didn't feel fair at the time!"

[the-phantom-drifter]

Falls flat on my face in front of you, holds up a hand made plushie of a lizard for you

- @the-bite-of-87-lol

"Holy... This is good. Where'd you learn to make this?"

[the-phantom-drifter]

Hello zora i have a question? Do you afraid of darkness?

"I'm not afraid of the dark, I just don't like it too much. It's more annoying than scary."