"Hm. So THIS is that Tumblr app I've heard so much about."
"Well, even though I'm not great at usin' this sort of thing yet, y'all seem like you'd want my presence. So here I am."
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Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy! This is my first character blog so please be nice with criticism-
"Canon? Haven't heard that name in a long time." This contains headcanons, so I mostly won't stick to the og Epithet Erased plot
NOT AFFILIATED WITH JELLOAPOCALYPSE OR ANYONE FROM THE EE TEAM
Main timeline for the blog is a few years after canon (everyone is like 3 or 4 years older ig). Prison of Plastic? What's that?
Mod is a minor!!!!!! No creepy shit, or else Zora is gonna come for you. (She may hate Epithets, but she won't hesitate to use hers against someone like that)
Keep your kinks to yourself for the love of god
Mod goes by any/all (mostly he/him)
May rp, but ask first. Most likely it will be a no, though. I'm kinda busy sometimes
Will allow ships n stuff I guess? Just not anything that's like proship
I have only watched the show, haven't read the books so I only know about the YouTube series.
Again, nothing sexual directed at mod, and no slurs. If it's a slightly dirty joke or two, fine, but don't make anything extremely descriptive if it's dirty.
I am usually busy with school from 7am to 3pm EST, so wait until around then if you send a message
Mod's main is @eteledhasanaxe
This blog is made for answering questions and is supposedly similarly structured to ones by @/Leagallyfine (they do Ace Attorney blogs and are really cool, go follow them!)
Snow White is in a bar with her friends Tom Thumb and Quasimodo when she takes a mirror out of her purse.
"Watch this" she says, "Mirror Mirror out of my purse, who is the fairest of them all?"
"Why you, Snow White" Says the Mirror.
She gives it to Tom Thumb, who asks it "Mirror Mirror out of Snow White's purse, who os the SMALLEST of them all?"
"Why you, Tom Thumb."
Tom Thumb gives it to Quasimodo, who is embarrassed. "Well, I know what I want to ask, but I'm embarrassed... Would you mind if I took the Mirror outside and asked in private?"
"Of course!" Said Snow White. So he did.
A few minutes later, Quasimodo comes back looking confused.
He says "Who the hell is Ramsey Murdoch?"
"I don't know who half those folks are, but that's good."
Alas. The ask boxes are empty. (I somehow accidentally got rid of every God damn ask in the whole box which makes me really annoyed so uh I'm so sorry everyone who sent in asks that I never got to)
please go forth and mess around with the creatures
I have a biggest question? If you lost your left arm what would you do? Live and hunting without your left arm or get a cybernetic left arm like Yoomtah have?
"I don't really know... Yoomy 'd probably convince me into getting one. She's good at that."