🌳🌰 Anon

>"What the fuck where am I"

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>"What the fuck? Where am I? Who are these people? I guess I can ask these questions later. The names Acorn, Acorn Olmos, but you can just call me Oak, I guess. I hope I'm not here for long, I got a wife and kids to go back to"

(Little does he know, mwahahaha ;AJEvil; Anyways more Info and Ref Below!!!)

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-He/Him

-Married

-33 years old (off of DC age)

-Half Human, Half Nuzleaf (Pokemon)

-Hes tall yall (6'3)

-Anon Combo is 🌳 🌰

-M!A's Encouraged!!

-Prone to being hit with the silliness (Dungeon Madness) at random points, so can be violent at points

-Despite the title, hes not very plot armored HSDKJHSKJD (KILL HIM /SILLY)

-Usually has a brave and confident but slightly cocky exterior, but is in all honestly a paranoid and anxious wreck, but is too stubborn to admit it

[the-plot-armored-anon]

*throwing one (1) cinder block at you*

>“ACK!! HEY!”

[Insert Acorn almost dodging the cinder block, but it still hitting the top of his foot]

>“What the hell was that for?? I was just standing here????”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

an why he nose so got dam big?

>"Man, I know I have a big nose, no need to point it out,,,"

>[Insert image of him looking like a sopping wet cat cause i cant draw right neow HSKJDH leave his nose alone💔💔💔]

[the-plot-armored-anon]

meeoooooowwwwwwwww

>"What the-"

>"ACK!!"

>",,,GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME!!" [Grown ass man/silly]

[the-plot-armored-anon]

what's your hair routine?

>“Uh, I,,, I don’t really have one. I don’t think. ”

>“I didn’t even have all of this HAIR before I got here I don’t have a clue how to maintain this thing????”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

fag (affectionate)

>“huh?? what??? WHAT”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

i wish i could call you a fag but you're straight <\3

>“..What”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

A bit, i’ve never met anybody with a wife before! - 🌲

>“Yeah! Her name is MP3. She’s the love of my life,,, *yap yap yap-and there goes the text box, how the fuck is it running off the page WHAT PAGE HU*”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

You're gonna have to come to terms with the fact you're here forever unless, by some random chance, you fall back out of the void. You don't seem to have any powers that would allow you to travel freely out of this place. The exits change often, near impossible for people to find.

The ones who love you are going to have to come to terms with your disappearance as well.

This is your new life now. If you can even call it "life."

You will die. Over, and over, and over. You'll come back every time, but the pain will become unbearable.

Consider this .. starting over from scratch.

Looking at you, it seems you've experienced a similar restart before.

>“I’m NEVER going to come to terms with this. No matter where I’m thrown. I always manage a way back, because as you said, this has happened before.”

>“Even if I DON’T somehow manage to find a way out, my friends and family will join me here. No matter where I go, we always reunite at some point.”

>“…I don’t care about the death thing right now. I just hope I can get back, or that they get here, before they forget me.”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

I can be your new wife... twirls my hair.....

>“No, what the fuck?”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

.. You have a wife? - 🌲

>“Yeah? Uh, is that shocking or something?”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

[he's just casually skatin' by, gameboy in hand, but because hes distracted he bumps into Acorn and promptly falls on his ass]

AUHB--

aw shit, sorry dude, didn't see ya..

you seem new here too, agh,, i'm really not making the best first impression- um. heya!

~ 🛹✌️

[Acorn was quite startled by the bump, staggering backwards a little bit, before he dusted himself off a bit.]

>“No worries. It’s fine. I think I just was in the way or something.”

>“Hello, The names Acorn. I’m pretty new here, just got dragged here a few days ago I believe, wherever this is.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[for some reason he's like. sorta stunned or something. weirdo /SILLY]

you look so cool.. where ya from, if you remember?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Thanks? I’m from the Pokémon world. Specifically of the mystery dungeon kind. I don’t know, theres a lot I’ve come and been too, but my origins is always from pokemon.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he goes quiet for a minute, glancing back and forth between the gameboy still on the floor with the pokemon red cartridge in it, and acorn, looking more and more confused every time]

whAT??

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Whats so shocking? Theres gotta be at least some other pokemon in here?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

i just , whuh

you dont look anything like any of the pokemon in any of the games??

i mean i can tell you're a grass type but .. otherwise i have no clue, and with my extensive knowledge on the games i'm like a walking pokedex!!

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Well, I’m very sure I’m a pokemon, and a grass type, so maybe you forgot or something?”

>“Y’know, uh, Ruby and Sapphire? I think that is where my type of Pokémon is from.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he looks increasingly more confused with each word Acorn says]

.. ruby and sapphire ?? there's only red, blue, and yellow .. well, green in japan, but you know what i mean

[he lowers his shades to get a better look, his SCARY RED EYES slightly narrowed, scanning Acorn's face]

are you playing some sort of prank on me, are you messing with me right now

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Why would I lie about something as minor as that- wait a goddamn moment. Only up to Red and Blue?” >“Jesus where did YOU come from? The 1990s or something?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

...

IT'S NOT THE 90'S HERE???

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“,,,NO?????”

>“DEAR ARCEUS YOU REALLY ARE FROM THOSE TIMES??? DAMN I WAS JUST JOKING!!”

[radical-anon-anvd]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARCEUS?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“THE GOD OF POKEMON????”

>“WHY THE HELL WAS HE NOT IN THE FIRST GAMES????”

[radical-anon-anvd]

hhwh., hhuhhh?.,??

how .. how many pokemon games are there ...

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Erm. A lot. Including the spinoffs I’m mainly from.”

>“There is also. A whole bunch of new pokemon. And by a lot I mean at least a lot more than ten”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he grabs Acorn by the shoulders firmly, his eyes full of absolute TERROR]

gimme a number .. a rough estimate ..

[it sounds like he's gonna cry . its so joever (IS SHOT IMMEDIATELY)]

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“,,What if I said I can’t count that high.”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

[he's just casually skatin' by, gameboy in hand, but because hes distracted he bumps into Acorn and promptly falls on his ass]

AUHB--

aw shit, sorry dude, didn't see ya..

you seem new here too, agh,, i'm really not making the best first impression- um. heya!

~ 🛹✌️

[Acorn was quite startled by the bump, staggering backwards a little bit, before he dusted himself off a bit.]

>“No worries. It’s fine. I think I just was in the way or something.”

>“Hello, The names Acorn. I’m pretty new here, just got dragged here a few days ago I believe, wherever this is.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[for some reason he's like. sorta stunned or something. weirdo /SILLY]

you look so cool.. where ya from, if you remember?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Thanks? I’m from the Pokémon world. Specifically of the mystery dungeon kind. I don’t know, theres a lot I’ve come and been too, but my origins is always from pokemon.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he goes quiet for a minute, glancing back and forth between the gameboy still on the floor with the pokemon red cartridge in it, and acorn, looking more and more confused every time]

whAT??

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Whats so shocking? Theres gotta be at least some other pokemon in here?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

i just , whuh

you dont look anything like any of the pokemon in any of the games??

i mean i can tell you're a grass type but .. otherwise i have no clue, and with my extensive knowledge on the games i'm like a walking pokedex!!

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Well, I’m very sure I’m a pokemon, and a grass type, so maybe you forgot or something?”

>“Y’know, uh, Ruby and Sapphire? I think that is where my type of Pokémon is from.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he looks increasingly more confused with each word Acorn says]

.. ruby and sapphire ?? there's only red, blue, and yellow .. well, green in japan, but you know what i mean

[he lowers his shades to get a better look, his SCARY RED EYES slightly narrowed, scanning Acorn's face]

are you playing some sort of prank on me, are you messing with me right now

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Why would I lie about something as minor as that- wait a goddamn moment. Only up to Red and Blue?” >“Jesus where did YOU come from? The 1990s or something?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

...

IT'S NOT THE 90'S HERE???

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“,,,NO?????”

>“DEAR ARCEUS YOU REALLY ARE FROM THOSE TIMES??? DAMN I WAS JUST JOKING!!”

[radical-anon-anvd]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARCEUS?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“THE GOD OF POKEMON????”

>“WHY THE HELL WAS HE NOT IN THE FIRST GAMES????”

[radical-anon-anvd]

hhwh., hhuhhh?.,??

how .. how many pokemon games are there ...

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Erm. A lot. Including the spinoffs I’m mainly from.”

>“There is also. A whole bunch of new pokemon. And by a lot I mean at least a lot more than ten”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

[he's just casually skatin' by, gameboy in hand, but because hes distracted he bumps into Acorn and promptly falls on his ass]

AUHB--

aw shit, sorry dude, didn't see ya..

you seem new here too, agh,, i'm really not making the best first impression- um. heya!

~ 🛹✌️

[Acorn was quite startled by the bump, staggering backwards a little bit, before he dusted himself off a bit.]

>“No worries. It’s fine. I think I just was in the way or something.”

>“Hello, The names Acorn. I’m pretty new here, just got dragged here a few days ago I believe, wherever this is.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[for some reason he's like. sorta stunned or something. weirdo /SILLY]

you look so cool.. where ya from, if you remember?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Thanks? I’m from the Pokémon world. Specifically of the mystery dungeon kind. I don’t know, theres a lot I’ve come and been too, but my origins is always from pokemon.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he goes quiet for a minute, glancing back and forth between the gameboy still on the floor with the pokemon red cartridge in it, and acorn, looking more and more confused every time]

whAT??

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Whats so shocking? Theres gotta be at least some other pokemon in here?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

i just , whuh

you dont look anything like any of the pokemon in any of the games??

i mean i can tell you're a grass type but .. otherwise i have no clue, and with my extensive knowledge on the games i'm like a walking pokedex!!

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Well, I’m very sure I’m a pokemon, and a grass type, so maybe you forgot or something?”

>“Y’know, uh, Ruby and Sapphire? I think that is where my type of Pokémon is from.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he looks increasingly more confused with each word Acorn says]

.. ruby and sapphire ?? there's only red, blue, and yellow .. well, green in japan, but you know what i mean

[he lowers his shades to get a better look, his SCARY RED EYES slightly narrowed, scanning Acorn's face]

are you playing some sort of prank on me, are you messing with me right now

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Why would I lie about something as minor as that- wait a goddamn moment. Only up to Red and Blue?” >“Jesus where did YOU come from? The 1990s or something?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

...

IT'S NOT THE 90'S HERE???

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“,,,NO?????”

>“DEAR ARCEUS YOU REALLY ARE FROM THOSE TIMES??? DAMN I WAS JUST JOKING!!”

[radical-anon-anvd]

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ARCEUS?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“THE GOD OF POKEMON????”

>“WHY THE HELL WAS HE NOT IN THE FIRST GAMES????”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

Heya, friend. you doing okay? how’ve you been? - 🌲

>“Been doing pretty well! Minus that voice that was pestering me a while back!”

>“Gladly I think they left now!” (Does he know? /ref)

>“..Still wanna go back through. Like this place is peaceful, but my wife,,,, and my team,,,,”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

[he's just casually skatin' by, gameboy in hand, but because hes distracted he bumps into Acorn and promptly falls on his ass]

AUHB--

aw shit, sorry dude, didn't see ya..

you seem new here too, agh,, i'm really not making the best first impression- um. heya!

~ 🛹✌️

[Acorn was quite startled by the bump, staggering backwards a little bit, before he dusted himself off a bit.]

>“No worries. It’s fine. I think I just was in the way or something.”

>“Hello, The names Acorn. I’m pretty new here, just got dragged here a few days ago I believe, wherever this is.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[for some reason he's like. sorta stunned or something. weirdo /SILLY]

you look so cool.. where ya from, if you remember?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Thanks? I’m from the Pokémon world. Specifically of the mystery dungeon kind. I don’t know, theres a lot I’ve come and been too, but my origins is always from pokemon.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he goes quiet for a minute, glancing back and forth between the gameboy still on the floor with the pokemon red cartridge in it, and acorn, looking more and more confused every time]

whAT??

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Whats so shocking? Theres gotta be at least some other pokemon in here?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

i just , whuh

you dont look anything like any of the pokemon in any of the games??

i mean i can tell you're a grass type but .. otherwise i have no clue, and with my extensive knowledge on the games i'm like a walking pokedex!!

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Well, I’m very sure I’m a pokemon, and a grass type, so maybe you forgot or something?”

>“Y’know, uh, Ruby and Sapphire? I think that is where my type of Pokémon is from.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he looks increasingly more confused with each word Acorn says]

.. ruby and sapphire ?? there's only red, blue, and yellow .. well, green in japan, but you know what i mean

[he lowers his shades to get a better look, his SCARY RED EYES slightly narrowed, scanning Acorn's face]

are you playing some sort of prank on me, are you messing with me right now

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Why would I lie about something as minor as that- wait a goddamn moment. Only up to Red and Blue?” >“Jesus where did YOU come from? The 1990s or something?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

...

IT'S NOT THE 90'S HERE???

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“,,,NO?????”

>“DEAR ARCEUS YOU REALLY ARE FROM THOSE TIMES??? DAMN I WAS JUST JOKING!!”

[the-plot-armored-anon]

[he's just casually skatin' by, gameboy in hand, but because hes distracted he bumps into Acorn and promptly falls on his ass]

AUHB--

aw shit, sorry dude, didn't see ya..

you seem new here too, agh,, i'm really not making the best first impression- um. heya!

~ 🛹✌️

[Acorn was quite startled by the bump, staggering backwards a little bit, before he dusted himself off a bit.]

>“No worries. It’s fine. I think I just was in the way or something.”

>“Hello, The names Acorn. I’m pretty new here, just got dragged here a few days ago I believe, wherever this is.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[for some reason he's like. sorta stunned or something. weirdo /SILLY]

you look so cool.. where ya from, if you remember?

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Thanks? I’m from the Pokémon world. Specifically of the mystery dungeon kind. I don’t know, theres a lot I’ve come and been too, but my origins is always from pokemon.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he goes quiet for a minute, glancing back and forth between the gameboy still on the floor with the pokemon red cartridge in it, and acorn, looking more and more confused every time]

whAT??

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Whats so shocking? Theres gotta be at least some other pokemon in here?”

[radical-anon-anvd]

i just , whuh

you dont look anything like any of the pokemon in any of the games??

i mean i can tell you're a grass type but .. otherwise i have no clue, and with my extensive knowledge on the games i'm like a walking pokedex!!

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Well, I’m very sure I’m a pokemon, and a grass type, so maybe you forgot or something?”

>“Y’know, uh, Ruby and Sapphire? I think that is where my type of Pokémon is from.”

[radical-anon-anvd]

[he looks increasingly more confused with each word Acorn says]

.. ruby and sapphire ?? there's only red, blue, and yellow .. well, green in japan, but you know what i mean

[he lowers his shades to get a better look, his SCARY RED EYES slightly narrowed, scanning Acorn's face]

are you playing some sort of prank on me, are you messing with me right now

[the-plot-armored-anon]

>“Why would I lie about something as minor as that- wait a goddamn moment. Only up to Red and Blue?” >“Jesus where did YOU come from? The 1990s or something?”