>he doesn't understand

>pull out an x-ray of a spine and a diagram of a genderfluid person

[the-polycythemia]

i HATE worm (2011 - 2013, J.C. “Wildbow” McCrae)

[the-anemia]

wormblrinas will really see a random bitch with curly hair and go "is that amy dallon!?" and not wait for an answer

[the-polycythemia]

[the-anemia]

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

[il3x]

yeah

[the-anemia]

i uh i didn't have anything else

[il3x]

me neither. it would be fucked up

[the-polycythemia]

yeah that's crazy

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Hey wanna see a fucked up little guy

[jan-liliten]

sure

[usernameichoseonawhim]

[the-polycythemia]

hey WAIT A SECOND WHO THE FUCK PUT SPAMTON ON MY POST

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Me

[the-polycythemia]

but was it really you? or an impostor thinking they were you?

[the-anemia]

let's say that you died and were replaced by an impostor who lied so convincingly in its portrayal of the real you that it genuinely believes itself to be you. would that be fucked up or what?

[il3x]

yeah

[the-anemia]

i uh i didn't have anything else

[il3x]

me neither. it would be fucked up

[the-polycythemia]

yeah that's crazy

[usernameichoseonawhim]

Hey wanna see a fucked up little guy

[jan-liliten]

sure

[usernameichoseonawhim]

[the-polycythemia]

hey WAIT A SECOND WHO THE FUCK PUT SPAMTON ON MY POST

[dw-flagler]

Genuinely just curious to see how long it takes her to notice this exists

[the-anemia]

i am so mad right now

[dw-flagler]

Hi everyone, it's me, D.W! Just like the little sister in Arthur!

[the-anemia]

>:(

[dw-flagler]

The trials and tribulations of a bad fanfic writer!

[the-polycythemia]

what's your deal

[maidthings]

wait have y'all heard the news

[maidthings]

apparently silksong came out

[the-polycythemia]

guys ! ! ! deltarune chapter 4 came out ! ! !

[dryococelas01]

Has anyone tried just talking to Jack Slash?

I'm sure with some empathy and an understanding convo we can get him to change his ways

Why does everyone instantly resort to violence against him? No wonder he's murdering people, everyone's attacking him on sight.

I'd probably have a kill count and a kill order if people kept attacking me and I had to defend myself.

Poor guy.

[the-polycythemia]

he's the good guy, really.

[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's really a very small jump from boy who hates getting her picture taken to girl who is obsessed with masks and similar

[0x4468c7a6a728]

completely cover my appearance with something else? who wouldn't!

[the-anemia]

distinct lack of sirrahs on this account. for shame i say

its cause this whole damn website has women on it. wormblr guys say something mean so i can challenge you to a duel and say sirrah

[rebel-sqrrl]

@al3xand3r245 you gotta say something mean

[al3xand3r245]

awaw

But anemia is a cool gal

[the-polycythemia]

those are fighting words! dukes up, sirrah!

[goldenmotive]

*hands you a super soaker full of blood*

Oh gross, it got left in my inbox all night 🤢

The whole tank congealed into one big room temperature mess. Can't unscrew the top and there's a mondo clot stopping anything coming out the barrel.

I'll be real, these samples are ruined. I guess I gotta cancel my plan to create six clones of Dora, each themed around a deadly sin... sometimes we have to let our dreams just be dreams...

[the-polycythemia]

seriously, man? what the hell

[the-anemia]

Bye, do you not know this guy?

DOUBLEFLAGLER NOT MET BIZARRO AFTER TODAY

[lemurlord]

Bad, bad. Do not tell him he remembered his toothbrush again.

[the-anemia]

DOUBLEFLAGLER DOES NOT HAVE TROUBLE NOT PARSING REPEATEDLY STACKED DOUBLE-NEGATIVES

[lemurlord]

Doubflagler...

ISN'T AN IMPOSTOR?

[the-anemia]

OF COURSE NOT

[the-polycythemia]

THATS NOT MY JOB

[the-anemia]

:/

[the-anemia]

taking any suggestions for a different username by the way. Any. Any at all. Seriously, anything.

[the-anemia]

seriously guys we keep this up i'm just gonna stick with tricky teddy and nobody wants that

[eldritch-t]

What about relgalf-wd

[the-polycythemia]

i’m literally right here

[tlirsgender]

Being an evil doppelganger has to be so fucked up like imagine meeting a better version of yourself. Some chain of events going differently that led to "you" being a better person in a way you can never achieve. Personally I'd have no other option but to try and kill them

[tlirsgender]

It's always "oh no my evil clone or twin or whatever is trying to kill me" and never How is my evil clone? Says a lot about society

[tlirsgender]

Me, crashing the fuck out: you think you're better than me? You think you're fucking better than me???

My good clone, dodging a glass: I mean like objectively yeah

[rebel-sqrrl]

I am known only for my generic enthusiasm apparently

[the-anemia]

hat the fuck

[the-anemia]

why is there a fake me

[rebel-sqrrl]

Echidna 👍

[the-anemia]

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[the-thalassemia]

what the fuck why is there a fake me

[rebel-sqrrl]

Kudzu 👍

[the-polycythemia]

what the fuck why is there a fake fake me

[the-anemia]

If you were a fake deltarune character you would be called W.D Flagler

I can't respond to these. Asks.

[the-polycythemia]

what the hell i'm like right here

[the-anemia]

Your profile picture momentarily reverted to the previous one on my phone and I got scared. Evil dw-transphobler from an alternate universe.

the most terrifying thing to imagine is the horrors i may have done in another life

[the-polycythemia]

that would be fucked up!

[the-anemia]

How many evil clones do you have?

i don't have any evil clones?