I'm the queen, and that's that- but on permahiatus @the-queen-bees-knees - Tumblr Blog

"Oi Oi Oi."

“Oi Oi Oi yourself. I’m flattered, really, but if ye’d kindly take off that costume...”

inkwellharlequin:

“Y-Your daughter!? I’d never k-kill anyone! You know me Rumor! I wouldn’t do that!”

He was scared out of his mind, backing up and falling on his rump. When did he kill? Was he framed? He didn’t know. All he knows is…he might very well die here.

“Rumor…please! I’d never kill anyone! What reason would I have!?”

He was shaking like a leaf.

“So when I found her torn to bloody pieces in YOUR park, with YOUR fingerprints all over her, having been filled full of helium until she burst, just like a balloon, with BEE PUNS written ALL OVER THE GROUND using her INNARDS- YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO’S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!”

*She takes a single step forward, still FUMING. A wand was raised, and Officer Buzzworth, who’s JUST caught up to Rumor, lands and attempts to calm his monarch.*

“Whoa, whoa, just hold up there, Your Majesty! I know I’m not supposed to order you around, but seriously, just calm down! We don’t know for sure, I keep tellin’ you! The forensic teams are still analyzin’ the data! We just THINK it’s Beppi, the least you could do is give him a fair trial!”

*And surprisingly enough... she listens. The wand is lowered. But she’s still no less angry, and she’s still rather close to you.*

( @inkwellharlequin gotta love that ANGST )

“Just because your head is full of nothing but hot air doesn’t mean you get to play dumb with ME! I thought I could trust you, and you KILL MY DAUGHTER?! IT IS TAKING EVERY OUNCE OF MY SELF-CONTROL NOT TO JUST SLAUGHTER YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW!”

*Her body language conveys that, too. Both of her hands are clenched tightly, her wand is crackling with red sparks, and her entire body is just TREMBLING with rage. A handful of tears escape from the bottom of her eyes, and her voice is starting to choke up.*

I haven’t done anything on this blog for a while now. And yet I’m STILL gaining followers. Just... what the hell?

((Inkwellharlequin)) "Heya Queenie! Its a lil late but I made ya a christmas present!" He then holds up an elaborate balloon crown. On the crown was a sticker reading, 'Queen of Being Amazing'.

“Why, thank you, Beppi! I must admit, with all the chaos going on, I honestly didn’t expect a single gift. I mean, the hive already had its own ‘christmas’ celebration, but-...”“You know what? Let’s just leave it at ‘Thank you’.”

#Anonymous

SMOOCH THE BEE

“There are a select few people who are allowed to do so and you’re not one of them.”

#Anonymous

Uhhh, Queen Honeybottoms, I've heard the evil zombie flowers are back! That's not good.

“Excuse me while I call Isle 3′s resident mad scientist and make vaccination mandatory for EVERYBODY IN THIS ENTIRE GODDAMN HIVE.”

#Anonymous

muriinecorps

Hey Werner, what's it like being neighbors with Rumor?

“Vell, it’z zurprisingly… quiet. She uzually keeps to herzelf und her hive, vhich I am grateful for. Und I alzo get zome very frequent updatez ov ze… BUZZ around tovn! GHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Get it?! ‘Buzz’! Ahahahahaha~!”

the-queen-bees-knees

“Remind me to never speak to you again.”

I NEED HEALING

“...”

“. . .”

#Anonymous

“Sure, of course the OTHER me’s have time to go to some ball.” “I’m FAR too busy to attend such an event.”

YA LIKE 🅱️AZZ?

“OMAE WA, MOU SHINDEIRU.”

#Anonymous

“WHO DARES MAKE A MOTHERFUCKING B E E M O V I E REFERENCE-”

#[dash commentary]

“Finally.” “Took me forever, but every single preparation is done for the holidays...” “Ugh.” “I’m just going to sleep through it at this rate.” “I’ve gone without sleep for the last time.”