The Rabbit Burrow

This is a homestuck fantroll ask and rp blog have fun and dont be shy :). my names chelsea and im 20 :3

[nobodyofsparks-deactivated20201]

Send in kinks you think my muse has.

They’ll have to verify, deny or accept them.

[bitchvirgo]

u know what's great? im not in highschool anymore

[ori-trolls]

Hey there! My name is Nekoryn and I’m new to the fantroll comunity in Tumblr~ I’m searching for more people to follow so if you’re a fantroll blog please reblog or like this post so I can follow you! Thanks!

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Baw Baw black sheep (Open)

=> well your day been going sooooo well hasn’t it. you accidentally hit a area of rock in your mine and caused a selection to claps and now you been taking the time to clear it out. you lifting a 300 pound rock above your head and walking it in the field  below your hive to were all the other bolder you been taking out were. “)> gog today just not my DAY. <(”  => you yell into the air and toes the rock out of your way into another bolder. 

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Baw Baw black sheep (Open)

=> well your day been going sooooo well hasn't it. you accidentally hit a area of rock in your mine and caused a selection to claps and now you been taking the time to clear it out. you lifting a 300 pound rock above your head and walking it in the field  below your hive to were all the other bolder you been taking out were. “)> gog today just not my DAY. <(”  => you yell into the air and toes the rock out of your way into another bolder. 

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Open

=> well good job dumb dumb your foots stuck in a tree and now your hanging upside down like a noodle, what a great assassin you are today. “…”

[adorably-deplorable-blog]

==> Be exasperated.

> Yeah that’ll fucking do it, you guess. You were doing one of the many rounds of your manor. This time looking for that snivelling little shit you call a hivemate. You’re in just that kind of mood and by fuck you are going to get what you want from him one way or another. If only you could find the little darling. Ugh you need him.

> You stare out of one of your large stained glass windows in the hopes that you catch him running out the gate. He always does that, the little worm. But instead, instead of seeing the troll of your dreams. You instead find some fuckwit stuck in one of your rarer trees. You had those imported from another planet! DOES HE NOT KNOW THIS. You are perhaps a little more than exasperated. You’re abso-fucking-lutely livid.

> With no care for your own well being, because you never have that. You step through the plate glass window and drop two stories onto the ground, while coloured glass rains down around you.

> Now you might be angry but you never show it. Not ever. That’s the game, and you play it well. You march up to the other troll stuck in the tree that he is and stand bellow him. You puff up your chest to try and look bigger than five foot five. You fail to look bigger than you are.

> “What. Do. You. Think. You’re. Doing?”, you ask sharply.

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> you had begun to lazily swing like the noodle you are when you hired a large crash that caught  your attention rather quickly. was that hive always there? you hadn't notes-ed it before then again you hadn't really been looking have you. => you watch as a troll lands on the ground like some kind of epic supper villein you say villein because no supper hero would brake such a beautiful window just for a entrance. they predeceased to stomp over to you in a rather maybe annoyed fashion it was hard to fully tell sins your eyes were stile fixated on the glass that was on the ground by there hive. => when they were under you they attempted to look tall heh that was cute almost like your moriral dose some days when scolding you for tracing blood into her hive. but then again shes much shorter then this troll but not by much. you turn your head just slightly so your primary eye hole on you mask were you good eye was of cores could fully look at the troll as they barked at you. “....” => you stared at them throe your mask fro a while tile you moved one of your dangling arms to your pants pocket and got out your chained note pad to write on sins your mute and  all you scribbled down something breaf and let it dangle for said troll to read. “</3 well i’m dangling like a noodle at the moment, and you jumped out of a window. </3″

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Open

=> well good job dumb dumb your foots stuck in a tree and now your hanging upside down like a noodle, what a great assassin you are today. “…”

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Open

=> well good job dumb dumb your foots stuck in a tree and now your hanging upside down like a noodle, what a great assassin you are today. “...”

[chocorps-moved]

Happy Father’s day to all our alien dads!

Reblog this post with your dads to honor them in this joyous season

I’ll start:

(By the way, OCs count too)

[the-rabbit-burrow]

the grumpy dad

[the-rabbit-burrow]

the Ox and the Octopus

[mushitrolls-deactivated20161104]

You wave him off again saying that there isn’t anything that you want for some sort of payment. But if food was a payment, then maybe you’d ask for some more of those lemon bars and cookies, those are really good.

Taking out the note pad in your pocket, you uncap the pen scribbling “I’ve dealt with people like him before” and sliding it to the other side of the counter. 

If its possible, you would want to prevent that sort of thing happening to him since you have the first hand experience. Its awful, and no one as sweet as this guy should ever have that sort of burden.  

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> you read the note and get a small pencil to write under it and slide it back to him in a gentle manner. “im sorry you have to deal VVith such beings… and a part of me VVonders VVhat pushes a Troll on such a paTh…” => you take a few more sips of your drink before getting up and fixing your hair and aprent. you gesture for him to fallow you into the kitchen area were you start baking if he wont take money you could at least make him plenty of your famous sweets for him. you look throe your recipes and find your spiced apple crumb cake recipe. you take up a new pad of paper to writ on. “VVell if you VVont Take money ill have to make you loTs of sweeTs. do you like apples and cinnamon?”

[mushitrolls-deactivated20161104]

You shrug with a somber face, knowing that you are part of the problem. Going after others and taking them out for money isn’t something to be extremely proud of. But.. its all you know. Trying not to think on it too much, you grab yourself a cup of water and follow Tinker to where he went leading farther into the shop.

Putting your katana on the opposite side of the room, you lean yourself against the door frame watching him talk. Getting paid in sweets, huh? No complaints here! At least from your waist line, thats another story.

“No problem with either” signing back at him slowly, a very small grin creeping onto your face. What a great guy…

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> you smile and start up on your recipe sometimes baking was a great relax-sent for you. sins you trying to put behind what had just happened and such. even thou you don’t fight your movements with your hands were skilled with the knife you were using to slice up apples rather quickly. => a few hours pass and you already have a your famous spiced apple crumb cake cooling on a race. lemon bares chilling and triple chocolate cooks baking in the oven. you had had nik move to a more comfy area siting in your large reclining chair in front of your fire place. it wasn't on sins it wasn't needed but it was stile a nice space to sit by. just made the hole shop feel more hive like.  => you slowly move and peak in on him sins last you had him with a plat of hot cooks a glass of milk and a blanket on him with a soft fluffy pillow behind his head. 

[shittyrpstartersforpp]

Send me 😲 for my muse to pin yours against the wall.

[nerd-licious-deactivated2020012]

NSFW Asks

1:When did you lose your virginity?

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

5: Favourite sex position?

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

12: How often do you have sex?

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

40: What do you wear to bed?

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

53: Do you watch porn?

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

58: Booty or Boobs?

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

68. When was the last time you had sex?

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

80. Favorite sexual position? 

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

82. Are you into any BDSM?

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

84. Do you like dirty talk?

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

92. Ask whatever you want

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of 'good' and 'evil'?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who's harmed them or the people they care about?

[vaporwave-trolls]

wake up

[vaporwave-trolls]

*she twitched and her face scrunched up after a few minutes but it didn’t seem to have much of an affect besides that small reaction,the only thing it really did was prove she was still alive after all these years*

*she had a small sneeze but was still out cold but then she takes in a gasp of air and her eyes open as she starts to cough,then looks at him with a look of amazement,when she spoke her voice was weak*

“y-you actually came”

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> the smell got a reaction form her and not the unusual one more or less it made her sneeze but that seemed to have done the trick. it had caused anof of a jolt to awaken her from her slumber. you cork the salts and get out your canteen of water “you asked me to…didnt you?” => you offer her the drink so she could wet her throat a bit to help with the most likely sore throat she had. you take off her poncho esk scarf thing and fold it up and put it gently under her head “don’t try moving to much yet… your body probably…stiff”

[vaporwave-trolls]

*you try to focus your cloudy sight on him,the small beams of light leaking in from the cracks made it even harder to see after all the sweeps in darkness,you take a sip of the drink he offered and went into a coughing fit  for a few minutes *

“y-ya i asked but i-i never actually thought you’d show up i mean it’s kind of hard to get here especially going through all that trouble for someone you dont even know that well”

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> you rub her back gently as she coughs helping to try to eas it. her throat probably wasn't ust to being used in so many sweeps. you move your poncho like clock off your body and use it to shield her from the glaring light sins her eyes were squinting so much.  “it was very difficult to get hear... had to take a month off... work to do it... but i dont now why... i did it...i... just wanted to...” => you scratch your head a bit out of habit. “i wanted to get... to now you... its hard to explain...” =>oh gog are you blushing like a wiggler now 

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Ell Hound judge

[the-rabbit-burrow]

=> your eyes twinkle a bit with excitement. You might not be the most expressive of trolls, but when it comes to things youre passionate about you cant help yourself.

+W-woah.. Who made this?+

=> you trace your hand along the shoulder piece. It’s a type of pauldron. It’s incredibly sturdy.

=> ..he’s talking to you again

+Ah… I’m 8 sweeps sir.. Wait, I haven’t introduced myself have I? Sorry, that’s rude of me+

+Im Llance.. Uh, Llance Cheval+

=> You bow lightly to show courtesy. you remind yourself to think of a more knight-like introduction <================================> => you watch the wiggler as they stare stary eyed at your peas of armor. and chuckle a bit at there bow they must not be ust to talking to many trolls. “nice t0 meat y0u Llance... names Cedric 0ri0ne... and as f0r the maker... a friend 0f mine did it... she primarily w0rks 0n jewelry but shes especially skilled with a f0rge.” => you sit down so he can keep touching as much as he whiled. sometimes being tall was a pain you wondered how your ancestor dealt with his staggering 9 feet.

[sryforthewait-blog]

Reblog if you would be devastated if you found out one of your followers committed suicide.

[moject-prayhem]

don’t you dare not reblog!!!!!!

[vo-la-tile]

If you don’t reblog this I’m judging you.

[rainbowandoctavia-deactivated20]

Just one.

[mydeadcarcass]

[nimh13]

[lavender-the-timey-demon-hunter]

[the-last-of-the-forgotten-deact]

[honnouji-acedemist-deactivated2]

NEVER EVER EVER STOP REBLOGGING THIS EVER

[pieisgay]

I solemnly swear I am up to good.

[ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars-d]

*reblogs so fast my finger creates a sonic boom*

[ask-jeremyfitzgerald-fazbea-blog]

[ajlenoire]

I’m reblogging this for two reasons.

One: I would be horrified if one of you lovelies did such a thing, all I’m getting in my head is a cute little duckling that needs to be kept safe.

Two: this is the first and only post I’ve seen with an MLP reaction gif and that in itself, even if this wasn’t a serious issue (which it is) is worthy of a reblog.

I love you all

[vocalgamer360-deactivated201909]

[ask-prince-nightlight-deactivat]

:’(

[dj-c0l7]

to all my followers, i’ve got your back if you ever need to talk

[ask-meta-chrisis-twilight-deact]

This must be reblogged because if you don’t reblog this then you are a heartless monster because you should love all your followers no matter what… 💔

[askthehorsedork]

((Mod: Just so people know that they can talk to me no matter what the problem. I will always try to help you ♡♡))

[voidbunbun--moved]

((I don’t own the gif, it belongs to it’s original owner.))

[inkbendyfan23]

[trashy-anime-girl-deactivated20]

Mun!Rina: ….

[the-rabbit-burrow]

Feed my character! *~Clean Kink Magic Anons~*

Strawberry Shortcake: Your character has shrunk!

Peanutbutter Swirl: Your character has changed sexes.

Gummy Snake: Your character is now very pear shaped.

Chocolate Milk: Your character is now very busty.

Pound Cake: Whenever a particular word is said, the character gains 10 pounds.

Candy Bones: Your character has animal ears and a tail (If a furry they become human with animal ears and tail) And have a leash and collar.

Candy Tassles: Your character is now wearing a very skimpy outfit. Any clothes they try to cover up with become skimpy as well.

Pocky: Your character is now in costume.

Giant Lollipop: Your character is growing!

Jelly Beans: Your character is now a slime person.

Candy Corn: Your character is now a Halloween monster!

Swedish Fish: Your character is a mermaid.

Candy Buttons: Your character grows out of any clothes they wear, causing them to tear, buttons to pop off, ect.

Chocolate Coins: Your character is now rich and spoiled.

Licorice Vines: Your character is now bound with edible rope.

Gingerbread House: Your character is transported to a place made of candy.

Whoppers: Your character's weight has quadrupled.

Candy Cigarettes: Your character's outfit is now skin tight.

Snowballs: Your character is convinced they need to prepare to hibernate.

Almond Bearclaws: Your character is now bara.

Macarons: Your character is in a frilly dress.

Chocolate Bars: Your character is experiencing some very strong cravings.