Moject Prayhem

More or less, a liquor soaked bitter bitch of a cat lady. Oh, and I sing opera.

[brunopixels]

[reallyemotional-deactivated2013]

[justanotherwannabejedi]

i had to… it was on my mind all day

[chronyck]

[gifsofprocesses]

Flame color guide of various materials combustion  

[hollowedskin]

this just in, fire is gay now. enjoy being cold heteros.

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[gracie-law-deactivated20151002]

[okay]

my beauty is called ugly

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[allteeensrelate]

when your friend is lying but you know the truth 

[vastderp-placeholder]

[feministbatwoman]

Oh man, I nearly choked on my own spit. 

[aicira]

who is making these

[officialjiggly]

when you go to pet a dog and it growls at you

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

[they-fae]

I like the sound of your grandmother.

[ruinedchildhood]

when he nut in your mouth for the first time

[jxshamar-deactivated20211230]

When yo white friend mom asks you how the food tastes

[hustleinatrap]

❤️❤️❤️

[steprightovertheline]

I would still be proud of her if this was exactly what happened, because fuck that guy, but that’s not even how things went down. This creep was taking a picture of her, she approached him to confront him about it, and HER OWN security team kind of escorted her away from him. Then the club management came up to him and told him to delete the pictures, so HE left. Like, this is in his own words, because for some reason he thinks this story makes the young woman being photographed without her consent look bad.

http://hollywoodlife.com/2017/03/27/malia-obama-attacks-conservative-reporter-nyc-club-lucian-wintrich/

In conclusion, the media needs to leave Malia the fuck alone. She’s taking a gap year before going to fucking Harvard, she can party as hard as she damn well pleases.

[theshitneyspears]

classmate: Can i ask you a question? are you gay?

14 year old me: