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The rat that loves biting people and stealing apple juice

[the-rat-anon]

squeak squeak

blog rules

no nsfw (mod is a minor and this is a blog of a rat so no)

this is supposed to be a joke rp blog and the rat is a menace

My 21169 partners @rat-king-offical

I love to bite so be prepared >:P

[not-short-for-theodore]

squeak squeak

@the-rat-anon-offical

Wait....I recognize you....

You tormented my ex cr-

[He chokes on his words]

You tormented my ex roommate....right?

[the-rat-anon]

apple juice squeak squeak

[not-short-for-theodore]

Oh! uhhh...Yea...I can get you some...

[He grabs a juice box out of his pocket]

I used to carry these around for uh......reasons...but I think that reason is gone forever so...here I guess.

[He gives the rat anon the apple juice box]

[the-rat-anon]

*somehow throws the apple juice at @movie-michael-afton-offical’s head*

[not-short-for-theodore]

squeak squeak

@the-rat-anon-offical

Wait....I recognize you....

You tormented my ex cr-

[He chokes on his words]

You tormented my ex roommate....right?

[the-rat-anon]

apple juice squeak squeak

[the-rat-anon]

"You may live for you have officiated my son's marriage."

squeak squeak

[mike-schmidt-offical]

it’s only been like 2 weeks since the movie came out. Why so many (/pos)

[the-rat-anon]

@movie-michael-afton-offical @michaelsguidetosurvival101 @not-short-for-theodore @nessashelly

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

Do a poll to see if the potion worked

fine, I guess I will.

Does the potion of mpreg work on me.

Yes (I will hunt you down)

No (I won't hunt you down 💜)

See results

Voting ended onDec 23, 2025

[the-rat-anon]

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK

@michaelsguidetosurvival101 @michael-afton-offical @notafton @nessashelly @abbeyschmidtreal

[kr4shzz]

[the-rat-anon]

@movie-michael-afton-offical

Squeak squeak :)*

translation: remember when I kept stealing your apple juice?

[the-rat-anon]

wait... there's more than one rat anon??

squeak squeak?*

translation:there is?

[the-rat-anon]

“Hello there small rodent. I need to ask a simple question from you that is have you seen any blue guy in a suit kill anyone recently? If so I would love to hear about it.”

Squeak*

*translation: no

[this-tired-guy]

”good to know good to know thank you for your answer and here’s a reward for your answer.”

He held out a string cheese stick

[the-rat-anon]

*happy dance*

(I cannot find the fucking rat dance gif)

[the-rat-anon]

“Hello there small rodent. I need to ask a simple question from you that is have you seen any blue guy in a suit kill anyone recently? If so I would love to hear about it.”

Squeak*

*translation: no

[the-rat-anon]

"You look so tender and juicy..."

SQUEEEEEVWUFFJDDYCRUF

*runs away*

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

*replaces the apple juice again*

hide it quick.

I'm just gonna drink it now, I'm dehydrated.

[the-rat-anon]

*cries in not being able to get there in time to steal it*

[rodent-daycare-offical]

*picks up*

[the-rat-anon]

*disappears into thin air*

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

Hello micycle I say ominously looming over you with a knife

I've been sent by my father to make him proud or bring you to him one fo the two

@elizabeth-afton-offical

Isn't that my job...

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Remember your knock off me I say still looming over you iwht a knife so pick your fate

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

I'm not a knockoff!

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Okay fine micycle You're a genderbent version of me

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

Fuck no.

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Are you going to pick your fate because I am trying to give you a chance to cohsse but I really want ot stab you

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

You aren't stabbing me.

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

Yes I am I says and go to attack you you simply roll away before I am down low enough

[elizabeth-afton-offical]

But that definitely wasn't my real plan she says making something up on the spot ennderd & rat assistant please @ennard-offical @the-rat-anon-offical

[the-rat-anon]

Squeak squeak squeak

[the-rat-anon]

hello little fella would you like some cheese?I have mozzarella.

*bounces around excitedly at the prospect of cheese*

[this-tired-guy]

*holds out a mozzarella stick without the wrapping around it*

here you go fella

[the-rat-anon]

*takes it and does the rat dance*

[the-rat-anon]

hello little fella would you like some cheese?I have mozzarella.

*bounces around excitedly at the prospect of cheese*

[the-rat-anon]

*looks on longingly for he can look but he can no longer touch...*

*side eyes you cause i don't wanna be eaten*

[michael-afton-offical]

*spawns in*

- @the-rat-anon-offical

oh hey, rat.

[the-rat-anon]

squeak squeak

*gives you the apple juice I stole from @movie-michael-afton-offical)

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

GIVE THAT BACK YOU LITTLE SHIT

[the-rat-anon]

*bites you*

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

Jokes on you, I sprayed myself with this.

Its gonna be my new cologne from now on.

[the-rat-anon]

…

*steals your hair gel in retaliation*

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

Hah, you think you've won now, don't you?

*sprays you with the anti-rodent spray*

[the-rat-anon]

*writhes on the ground but is not dead. Is just suffering*

[movie-michael-afton-offical]

*walks away like a cartoon villain as usual*

[the-rat-anon]

*stands up and starts to plot my revenge*