[the-ravens-claw]

MC: I heard Ominis is in jail, is this true?

Sebastian: yeah, for something he didn’t do

MC: what didn’t he do?

Sebastian: run fast enough

[the-ravens-claw]

MC: how do you feel about children?

Ominis: Um, they’re ok, I guess. I mean, if I saw one, I wouldn’t throw a rock at it

MC: what- why would you throw a rock at a child?

Ominis: I just said I wouldn’t

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: accept your flaws, you’ll feel better

Garreth: you accepted your flaws?

Sebastian: no, I accepted yours

[the-ravens-claw]

MC: name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Sebastian: myself

[the-ravens-claw]

Leander: everybody shut up, I’m thinking

Sebastian, patting him on the back: well, don’t think too had. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

MC: what? No, I-

Leander: *enters room*

Sebastian: *jaw clenches*

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: you ever see something that changes your life and you’re just like “huh…”

MC: I saw you

Sebastian: honestly, that’s so cute and sweet but it kinda makes this awkward because I was gonna show you a picture of Ominis in a turkey costume

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s “intelligent” and “really cool”

Sebastian: but when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

Ominis, narrating: but they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip.

MC: but we lost Leander.

Sebastian: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying

[the-ravens-claw]

MC: I owe you one

Sebastian: that’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even

[the-ravens-claw]

Leander, acting tough: you guys don’t want to mess with me.

Garreth: yeah, Leander will straight up cry in public. Don’t try him.

Leander: exactly, I will straight up-

Leander:

Leander, tearing up: Garreth, why would you say that?!

[the-ravens-claw]

Sebastian: my hands are cold

MC: here, let me hold them

Sebastian: my lips are cold too

MC: *covers Sebastian’s mouth with their hands*

[the-ravens-claw]

Ominis: what happened?

MC: all I remember is hearing ‘I swear it’ll be funny’ and then next thing you know, we’re in jail

Sebastian: *cackling*