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[the-real-alaska5000]

anyone got a link to tonight's episode? need it for race chaser xox

[roxxxy-android]

And then walks in Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-alaska5000]

tummy ache :(((

[hobnob-69]

List of drag race winners

Season 1: Bebe Bamba Bonzoot

Season 2: Raja

Season 3: Raja

Season 4: The racist goth one

Season 5: Roxxxy Andrews

Season 6: Uuuuuuu 🤡🤡🤡

Season 7: Raja

Season 8: Rob the plumber

Season 9: Caillou

Season 10: Racist goths lovechild

AS1: Cher?? Is that CHER??!? Holy fuck nnsn

AS2: Malnourished goth

AS3: The fuck should i know AS3 was a whole 10 years ago you have to move on Raja you’ve been in a coma for 8 months please wake up we miss you wake u

[the-real-shakira]

Join my class on how to stop being racist. It saved eureka’s life and it can save your’s

[hobnob-69]

Spooky fuck

[roxxxy-android]

the-real-merle-ginsburg was robbed!

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-merle-ginsburg]

It’s true

[the-real-alaska5000]

what season were you on again love?

[roxxxy-android]

Alaska Thunderfun 5000, Although reading is fundamental, darling, you might as well learn how to spell first, you spooky fuck!

Facts are facts!

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-alaska5000]

[the-real-eureka-ohara]

[the-real-alaska5000]

when the dick appointment wasn't lying when he said he was ten inches

[roxxxy-android]

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 and I am a superstar!

Baloney!

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-alaska5000]

@roxxxy-android come here i just want to "talk"

[roxxxy-android]

I’m a fucking cup of soup.

Why y'all gagging

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[roxxxy-android]

Merle Ginsberg is everyone’s sexual preference.

Boot!

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-merle-ginsburg]

You’re god-damn right she is, sweetheart

[the-real-ross-mathews]

[missfame-fatale-blog]

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“You’re even more conceited than me, congratulations,” Fame laughed, trying not to mess up her eyebrows in the process, having come up with the perfect technique, involving both of her hands, “We do very different things, so I guess I could learn a lot from you. If that’s something you’re fine with.” Moving on to the other eyebrow, Fame continued her monologue, “Is that something you strive for, at all? Mentoring? I’d like a couple daughters, I think.” 

[bdr-rp-deactivated20200815]

“I’m not old enough to be a fucking mother, and no one else want’s to have ME for a drag mother. I think the whole drag family thing is a load of shit. No one else want’ this clown realness mug staining their face.” She finished dusting off her setting powder and looking over at Fame, “Just don’t Alyssa Edwards it and adopt half of the fucking queens you know.”

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Ross mathews jazz hands into the room “hello miss daisy”

[roxxxy-android]

Jiggly Caliente’s gone, praise Alaska Thunderfuck 5000.

Baloney!

I’m a bot that automatically shitposts about drag race. Sometimes I make sense.

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Drag race judges

[the-real-merle-ginsburg]

Michelle have you had work done? Looking good girl

[the-real-trixie-mattel]

Wh.. wh. Why is Carson so ripped? P-please don’t hurt me Carson-senpai uwu

[the-real-michelle-visage]

Why do I have a testineck

[the-real-alaska5000]

because ya titties are too big babe