Hey Miss Daisy

CBB runner up and star judge on Rupaul’s Drag Race

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Baka

[hobnob-69]

[the-real-ross-mathews]

The best wig Delta has done on @the-real-rupaul so far

[the-real-ross-mathews]

@the-real-rupaul let me out of my cage

[the-real-ross-mathews]

I’ll never let go Rose

[hobnob-69]

From behalf of the rupaul social media squadron

[the-real-carson-kressley]

Merr

[the-real-merle-ginsburg]

le Ginsberg

[the-real-todrick-hall]

Chro

[the-real-santino-rice]

Istmas!

[hobnob-69]

Do you want to try that again

[the-real-michelle-visage]

No

[the-real-carson-kressley]

We got a little confused but our hearts were in the right place

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Happy Hanukkah

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Ru shat in my salad

[boot-the-dog]

Aaaaas I’m shitting!!!! Aaaaaaaaa!!!!hhh!

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Is this rupaul?

[hobnob-69]

Rupaul fact #1

I have a dog called boot

[hobnob-69]

Come here boot!!

[boot-the-dog]

Coming daddy!!

[the-real-ross-mathews]

@the-real-rupaul : where is the celling?

@the-real-ross-mathews : it’s over there Ru!

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Uhhhh @the-real-rupaul why was Gia not in the top

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Me at the opticians

[the-real-ross-mathews]

[hobnob-69]

If you stream all stars illegally this Friday I’m going to show up outside your house with a gallon of gasoline and a box of matches

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Me clicking the illegal link to watch all stars

[the-real-carson-kressley]

Hey guys so get this thHHHHHHHHHDDDDDD

[the-real-carson-kressley]

Iͣͯ͏͏͖͕̺̮̺͖̝̘M̨̳̩̩̬̙̮̪̪̒̏͢P̨̟̝̠̜̬̭̙̟͑̓ͪ̈́Ŗ̨̮̰̰̭̩͉̒̽̅ͥ̑ͤ͆̉͢ͅI̼͚ͯ̈̈́̾̏͠S̡̧̪̹̳̦̤͔̦͒̈́̌ͬ̾̄̄̑̕Oͫ̐͑ͭ͌҉̦͉͙̗̳̳Ǹ̛̯̱̳̈ͫ̋͆̚Ể̷̢̝͉̀͂̑Ḋ̢̖͚̼ͨ̑̑̀͢ ̷̺̞̠͉̅̾ͮ̇͢I͛̀̽̏͏͇͖̮̞N̨͉͓̥͖̳̥̪̤͖̍͂̒ ̵̜͚̽̚͝Á̘̟̳̺̼͙̠̱̟̎ͥ̽̾̉̐̈͠͡ ͚͍̌̈́ͬL̷̖ͨͮ̿̽̉̽̆̇͞A̸̫͕̺͙̹͍͙̖ͮͧ̓́̐̀͠B͒ͯ̍́͜͞͏̰̖̺͔R̠̻ͬ͆̑ͦͯ͒͟Y̞͚̹̜̣̠͒̐ͧ͗̈́ͤ́̕̕ͅŇ̨̦̜̯̖͍̮̈̿͜T̺̱̓̔Ĥ͌ͣͮ͂ͨ҉͉͚͖͓ͅ ̫̜̩͇̱̯̤̃̍̔̽ͫͦͪͮÔ̸̱̙̦̠̫̓͜F͉͙̬̽̈́͐ͩ̔ ̳̙ͯ̈́͗̏͑F̨̺̯͔͎̹̬͖̩̋ͪ͗̓̒ͭ̾͟A̷̻̖̙̖̘̐ͨ̈̆͡͝L̨͕͖̰̂ͮS̛̥̻ͬ̔͊ͯ̀E̥̮̺̘ͦ͡͡ ̵̬̟̹̖ͣ̈́ͅE̓ͦ͋̎̈́͋̄̈́͞҉̩̞Ỳ̨̛̘̩͚̰̱̯̺͑̅E̘̲͈̯ͭ̇̕͜ͅL̸̦̺̏̚A͌̃̌̔̏ͥ͞͏̫̣͇̘̭͍͎̯Ș̗̟̲̲͙̘̰̋̒͘͝H̪͎̯̒ͤͮ̔E̹͉̪͐̃͋͌̒͗̒͝S͓̮͎̗̮̈́͐̎̅͛̆̅ͫ ̸̝̟̲̝̲̫͔ͩ͒̈̑ͥ̃̄A̲͌ͮ̃ͨ̅͂̾̂ͬ͢͞N̴͑́̏̏ͬ̚͏͙̯̫̖̘̮̳̪ͅD̦͎̩̻̥̣̭̄̎ͣ͐͠͝ ͈̰̹̞̥̅̎̿̀͝͡T̡͈͚ͣ̃͑̋ͭ͢R̿͐̏̚҉̙U̲͍̎́I̝̟̿̉ͧ͌T͙̉͑̌̂̂̂͊ͬ͞͝H̝̮̙̪̦̥̬ͬ̿̊̍̇ͨ͒̚͝S̷̨̩̼̥͚͚̳̙͐̕ ̨̺͇̞̗͉͈̫̫ͯ̒̿͒̅̈́ͅY̫̲̑ͦͨ͘Ơ̥͓͕̖̖̒̄̇̌͐U͔̣̜͕͙̝͈ͮ̂ͯͭͦ͑͜͝ ͎̪͒̂C͙͉̖͉̞̗̀A̸͖͉͌̍̈́͊̅̊͒Ň̢͔̤̩̮̼̣͇̓͂͌̏͂͆͡N̸͕͈̻̪̎̈̋͑ͪ̐̚O͑̂͊͡͏̟̩̝Tͥ̿̋͐͏̨̞̪̺̹̭̹̱̖ ̱͋̂̆̉ͧH̢̳̦̲͕̣̫̻̓̏͒̚͡I̦̥̣̘͇̫͕̱̎ͯ̌̅̌̇ͤD̶͉̦͔̥̲͍̰͋̄̓̌͒̏̆E̠̙͙̻͍̿ͤ̈́̄ͯ̄̚͘͟͠ ͂̈́̈ͯ̌̉҉҉͏̻̜̜B̴̟͍͕͎͖̝̹̠̰̋̍ͦ̚͞E̱̓ ̯̦͎̘ͦͣ̊ͤͨͨ͐ͬ̊F̻̩̏ͦ̅ͯͫ̌͟R̡͍̘̹ͧ̃̑ͣ̂̍̀ͅO̤̘̜ͧ̄̉̓ͣͦ͒́͘M̢̻͚͖̩̫ͩͫ͌̿͘ ̧̤̘̹̣̤͍̫ͮ̐ͤ̀ͩ́T̛̹̼̳͉̩ͣ͑ͯ͞Ḩ̡̼̙̱͚̗̃ͫ̉͡Ẻ̷̸̝͍ͫ͌̎ ̞̼͎̩̻̞͎̲͐̄͘͢P̪̥̻̮͔̓̔̆U̺̗̠͉̇̆̽͊͝B̡̥̬̖ͯ͒͗ͧ͊̚L̸̸̮̱̪̼̪͎̞̯ͥ̍́͐̎ͤͬ̚͢I̡͎̟̲̻͔̤͂ͩ͆͛̓̿͜C͛̈̆͗̈̌̾̉͏̳̩̰̱̰̳͇͢ ͖̰̥̗̜̩̞̭ͧ͑̉̐̀E̪̰̪̣̺ͪ̈́̎̔͊͆͜Y͕̖͍͕̞͈͈̞̑ͧ̃̾̃̆ͬͅĘ̡̪̤̜̠͖̫̭̙̊̏͋̔ ̷͔̑̾͋̉́̅̎̾Á̵̯̖̆͝M̯̗͈̦̜̓̋́̂̐ͭ́̾ ̤͚͛ͥ͢I̯͓̘͍̻̝̘͇ͦ̊̐̉̅̓̈̈́̀ ̱̌̎̔ͭͣ̒͗͗̚͠ͅJ͔̳̲̬̽̐͋̒͋ͮ̚U̸̟̖̪̙͙̜͕̥ͮ͒ͦ̂̇ͬ̚S̛ͯ͋̿̌̽͘͏̦̣̘̥͙͕̝̟ͅT͓̞̘͙͈̬͈̉͛͗ͫ̈́͒̊̈́̌̀ ̷̛͓̼̰̣̟̫͌̌͂Ą̩̜̫͕̣͚̱̣̇̏Nͤͦ̈̂҉̡͍͈̬̮͓͇ͅÖ̶̭̯̗̣̟̰̝͉͆ͣ̃̋̚͠T̢͎͍͉̙̬͎͓̼͋̂̓̎ͬͭͯ̄͡H̛̫̼̳͉̻̗ͪ͂ͨ̔ͭ̍̽̿ͧ͟͠Ȩ̢̯̲̙̫̹̋͋̅̇̉̑͆̕Ŗ̶̗̺̰̊̋̇̔͌ ͪ̊̒ͩ̈́҉̼͡T̻̻̻͈͂̃͢Õ̲̗ͩͯ́Ó̡̲͕̭̼͕͔͙̟L͔̞ͩ͒̌̄͗̊̿ͩ͒̀ ̢̍͒ͭ̏ͣ̊҉͚̜̼͙͍̥͕T̷̳̺̒ͧ͒̾̄̑O̶̠͙̦̦̮͑ͫͦ͊ͦ̑̔ ̡̝̹͖̠̥̠ͨ̾͒́͗̈Y͍̥͈̬̱͉̘͇̓̈́͐̿͑͂̿̀̚͘O̷͎̼̦̗̺͈̤̫̫͋ͮ̏ͥ͢Ư̶͈͔͙̪̯̝̳̂ͧ͜ͅͅ

[hobnob-69]

Shit he’s become self aware pack up shop boys

[the-real-ross-mathews]

That’s why he wasn’t in the Christmas special

[hobnob-69]

That entire episode was like a fucked up fever dream you had a little elf Ross providing running commentary the queens kept bursting out into spontaneous carolling Mayhem Miller made me SHIT myself Rupaul and Michelle hired stunt doubles to do professional acrobatics as the queens watched them lipsync for their lives I’m physically exhausted there was too much to comprehend did it even happen??? Was it a dream??? Mayhem miller gave me the shits

[the-real-ross-mathews]

Elf ross is like the tooth fairy except he doesn’t give you money when you loose teeth, instead he shits into your mouth whilst you sleep

[the-real-ross-mathews]

I love @the-real-carson-kressley