Ouuh Im Collecting It

The grabberrrr (Mod is he/him, blog will contain major spoilers for Subnautica 2. Unaffiliated with Unknown Worlds. Not revealing main unless ☝️ somebody can guess it)

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

Pinned post I suppose, you all already know the deal so this’ll just be some basic info and boundaries

While the person behind this blog goes by he/him pronouns, and that’s what he prefers, he may refer to the Collector with multiple kinds of gendered terms. All interpretations are valid. Squid yuri is real. If you believe it to be

There will be some suggestive jokes on this blog, tagged accordingly of course, but never anything full-on NSFW.

No v0re jokes or anything v0re-adjacent are allowed here. Yeah yeah I know the big guy gets you and he eats you and all that but the mod is uncomfortable with those jokes and topics, especially from strangers. Please respect this.

Good luck

That’s pretty much it. Now give me your metals

[b-b-berry-jelly]

when you're fourteen the universe asks you if you're a space gay or an ocean gay and your answer defines your personality for the rest of your life #dataproven

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

I think we all know what happened to me

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

do we fw cookie run kingdom

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

yeah I’m sorry you all had to dind out this way. I am a cookie run fan. sorry

[thetweaker2000]

What if the cookies were metals

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

You’re not gonna believe this

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

do we fw cookie run kingdom

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

yeah I’m sorry you all had to dind out this way. I am a cookie run fan. sorry

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

Despite my love for the instrument and my grand array of arms I can’t play the fucking piano #tragedy

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

do we fw cookie run kingdom

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

I like to scrounge at the sea floor for various rocks and stones and I bring them home to put wherever the fuck

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

I’m still alive guys the leviathan’s just been doing his own thing

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Ryland, are you alright?

-@queen-toothiana-official

Mmm? I’m… fine… *Is actively not fine*

[queen-toothiana-official]

You don't look fine...

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Wipes a little bit bit of blood off the corner of my mouth.* I… will be fine…

[queen-toothiana-official]

Are you sure?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I nod shakily, leaning heavily on a tree to stay upright.* …Probably…

[queen-toothiana-official]

Do you need help getting to the Mystery Shack? Because I can help you.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*I shake my head no.* Not going there… I- I’m not- I’m going out here… 

[queen-toothiana-official]

Ryland... You're hurt.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

M’fine… everything’s fine… *I cough hard into the crook of my arm, there are specks of blood on it when I pull my arm away from my mouth. I quickly hide it behind my back.*

[queen-toothiana-official]

You're not fine! Ryland, please just come with me.

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Where… we goin? *I ask. I sway on my feet when I take a step in your direction.*

[queen-toothiana-official]

Back to the Mystery Shack. It's the closest place..

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Mmm… d’wanna… *I pout before falling flat on my face and passing out with a groan.*

[queen-toothiana-official]

Ryland?!

@i-think-i-left-my-oven-on Put him on the wagon! Be quick, but try not to hurt him...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Got it!

*Tries to pull him into the wagon*

Huuuuuppp!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Alright... Now we need to get him to the Mystery Shack before he loses too much blood.

I'll go on ahead and prepare Stanford for his arrival.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Alright... but... what even happened to him? I thought I "heard" the Void say that they healed him....

[queen-toothiana-official]

He did. Ryland probably got hurt afterwards...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

... I–.... how...?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Well it's not hard to hurt yourself in a forest.

There could be cliffs you don't see, predators...

And since this is Gravity Falls, many more things.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Oh– I see...

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Stirs slightly.*

@queen-toothiana-official

[queen-toothiana-official]

Ryland! Don't move! You're going to be fine...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

We're almost there, right?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Looks like it!

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Wonderful! Wait, who's actually at the Mystery Shack? I've never been...

[queen-toothiana-official]

Uh... Stanford, Stanley, Bill Cipher, Mabel, Fiddleford, Sau... And Void...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Bill's there?! Is he okay? And Mr. Mcgucket? And I think Mr. Pines saw the fight too— is he okay?

[queen-toothiana-official]

Everyone's fine... From what I'm aware of...

Bill, however... I'm not certain, really.

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

I asked if he wanted some old teeth... he hasn't responded... he's never this quiet! What exactly did the Void do?!

[queen-toothiana-official]

I don't know... But whatever he did, it wasn't okay.

Wait... what did you say you gave Bill?

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

I didn't give him anything...

(I offered him something...)

[queen-toothiana-official]

Burnie...

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Um... yeeesss...?

[queen-toothiana-official]

What did you give Bill?

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

I didn't give him anything! He's not been answering people!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Right! Right...

Okay, we're here!

[i-think-i-left-my-oven-on]

Yay! Is anyone home?

(no more questions, phew...)

[queen-toothiana-official]

I hope...

@young-fiddleford-mcgucket @young-stanley-pines-offical @young-stanford-pines-offical OPEN UP! WE GOT A DEAD BODY THAT NEEDS HEALING!

[just-cams-rambles]

@alec-the-medic

alec: he's not dead. he'll be fine. I think I have an old shed body of mine around here I could use to reanimate him. don't look at me like that. being a not human has it a- here! now go get me a sewing kit

[queen-toothiana-official]

I don't think we need to reanimate anyone here.

[just-cams-rambles]

how else are you supposed to bring someone back to life without necromancy/ reanimation?

( alec grabs a knife and pulls his hair back) like come on! that's the thing with you people! you think that necromancer can't reanimate! that's like calling a female cow " milkless" it's their WHOLE THING! ( he reaches into his bag and finds a few.. gross things as he jams it back into Ryland. such as a heart. he does something to get it beating but Alec is on the verge of passing out. but he's fine cause he's eating the old heart.) anyways. we need to bring this sad sack of meat back to our medbay. we have the equipment to help him there. not at some sad shack!

[queen-toothiana-official]

Actually, I think Fiddleford is helping him. Sorry.

[just-cams-rambles]

@ryland-grace-official-account your sorry weak ass is coming back to the medbay. this isn't clean at all. these people have a pet pig in the house. and I'm saying that's the best way to have ants all over. AND BITCGH I REANIMATED YOU TWICE! DONT MAKE IT A THIRD TIME

[queen-toothiana-official]

Language...

Also it seems like we're already being Ryland in the shack. Don't worry, he'll be fine! I trust Fiddleford.

[just-cams-rambles]

alec grits through his teeth

" well I don't." ( he storms to the shack and kicks down the door pissed )

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

I would not let this happen to me

[aurora-radiation-zone]

wip

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

Woah nelly!!!!!!

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

What would you do if hypothetically every mirror in your house just showed a dilapidated dark hallway and if you looked at it for too long a scary monster ran at you

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

I kinda wanna see if people can guess my main. Incorrect guesses won’t be posted because the leviathan only wants to be in the presence of people that are correct about everything. Why did I say that fuck I’m sorry

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

don’t worry I’m still alive

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

(This is @ryley-robinson-offishial)

Dude I’ve picked up so much fucking gold and silver I NEED COPPER AND LITHIUM.

Anyway. Do you want the extra metal

Just get copper and lithium #grindset anyways yes.

[k1ttygam3r]

If I were to pick an absolute favorite song that’s not video games it would be “See Me” by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

you can’t do that

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

OOC//

Posts likely will be slowing down for the time being. Today was the worst relapse I’ve had in months in terms of mental health. I’m sorry.

[the-real-collector-leviathan]

Sorry about earlier the leviathan has had a rough day