Julian: Why is Emma crying?
Cristina: She did one of those āWhich TDA character are youā quizzes
Jules: Whoād she get?
Emma, sobbing: ZEBRA DEARBITCH

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Julian: Why is Emma crying?
Cristina: She did one of those āWhich TDA character are youā quizzes
Jules: Whoād she get?
Emma, sobbing: ZEBRA DEARBITCH
Emma: If Zara is a Dearborn, does that mean sheās the cross bred product of beastiality
Jules: Itās 4 am go to sleep
Jules, 15 minutes later: Would explain a lot though
Cassandra Clare book signing London Feb 2019
Hey guys!Ā
I recently moved to London and I havenāt made many friends yet. Iām going to see Cassie on the 20th of Feb and I have a spare ticket if anyone would like to join me! Message me if youāre interested :)
So important.
The Latin word for raisin is āuva passaā which literally means āa grape that has suffered,ā and tell me that isnāt the best shit ever
missandei listing all of daenerysās titles and jonās just like:
to remember how many feet there are in a mile, u just gotta use 5 tomatoes
five to-mate-oes sounds like five, two, eight, 0 and thereās 5280 feet in a mile
#to remember how many centimeters are in a kilometer#remember that there are a hundred centimeters in a meter and a thousand meters in a kilometer#meaning one hundred thousand centimeters#because the metric system isnāt written in fruit-related riddles
This is my favourite baroque painting
Itās not just other people we need to forgive. Sometimes we need to forgive ourselves.
Mitch Albom (via psych2go)
d e s t r o y e d
I actually know nothing about [Avengerās Infinity War]. Iām not allowed to read the script because Iām so bad at keeping secrets, for this exact reason. I would want to tell you secrets and I just donāt know them. Uhm, I know that I play Spider-Man.
[teaching Peter how to drive]
Tony: Are you familiar with the gear shift?
Peter: You mean the PRNDL?
Tony: The what?
Peter: The PRNDL.
Tony: Are you referring to the shift lever that says P-R-N-D-L?
Peter: I'm not a child, Mr. Stark, I know how to spell PRNDL.
Tony: Kid, it's not something you spell. It's a gear shift. The letters stand for: PARK, REVERSE, NEUTRAL, DRIVE, and LOW.
Peter: With all due respect, sir, I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.
Tony: Oh, I'm sorry. Why don't we just relax and turn on the radio? Would you like AM or FM?