prions are cool af

| gee | 20 | they/she |

[teamrocketgender]

[gg-selvish-deactivated20250602]

being asked follow up questions while infodumping is what i imagine sex would feel like if it was real

[shrugofgod]

oh fucking hell I've been analyzing all wrong. the hotel, snowchester, the nukes, foolish's entire character, eret's amnesia, tommy's death, ghostbur's death, wilbur's revival, fundy's dreams, new manifoldland, niki's city, kinoko kingdom, las nevadas, this season's theme isn't power, it's legacy

[mellointheory]

the video hannah posted of boomer getting his message and how happy he was and how he hugged her and tapl and started jumping up and down and screaming...im gonna cry

[chunkysoup22]

boomer !!!

[painless-innit-colourful]

I am writing this on the notes app on my phone because there is metrically zero service on the Underground but I AM ON THE NORTHERN LINE HEADING FOR WATERLOO GHOSTBUR I AM LITERALLY COMING TO GET YOU HANG TIGHT

[aurumacadicus]

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

[aurumacadicus]

And somehow on the opposite side of the scale with the same exact opinion the conservative kids say “I like the old country music, because there’s no politics to it” Woodie Guthrie’s got a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on his guitar? You think there’s no politics in 9 to 5 or Folsom Prison Blues?!

[sleepeys]

no more game theories about the lore of dsmp. it sucks ass. i want science theories about how many cubic metres of tnt wilbur used and how that would translate into the real world thank you

[red-wolfz]

Keep in mind, this is operating under the assumption that Minecraft TNT is composed of Trinitrotoluene as the name suggest. [Even though it looks like a bunch of dynamite sticks strapped together but I digress.] I’m not going to go into the science of creeper gunpower and the difference in energy that would make, considering any gaps due to casings, or the how the energy would potentially be affected by being underground because I’m terrible at physics. But I’m ok at general math so lets get into this.

Minecraft TNT Dimensions: 100 cm X 100 cm X 100 cm = 1000000 cm^3

Trinitrotoluene density: 1.65 g/cm^3

Amount in TNT blocks: 1000000 cm^3 * 1.65 g/cm^3 = 1650000 g or 0.00165 kiloton per block

According to the Wilbur, there was 11 and a half stacks (736 blocks) of TNT underneath Manberg on November 16th.

0.00165 kt * 736 blocks= 1.2144 kiloton of TNT in total

Real Life Close Comparisons:

Beirut Explosion (2020): Estimated 0.3-1.1 kilotons of TNT

Oppau Explosion (1921): Estimated 1-2 kilotons of TNT

Halifax Explosion (1917): Estimated 2.9 kilotons of TNT

And just for the sake of it:

Little Boy Hiroshima Detonation (1945): 15 kilotons of TNT

[red-wolfz]

Literally no one has asked for it but I felt the need to compare: Doomsday War TNT

I acknowledge that the TNT usage on Doomsday is less comparable to most singular explosions in history both on the server and in real life due to the carpet bombing nature of Dream’s sky grid and pockets of placements by Nikki but it is the one other major event on the DSMP involving a lot of TNT.

Now, its kind of impossible to know how much TNT Dream used exactly since everyone was kind of all over the place so its hard to know exactly how many of the TNT dispensers were used, how many times, and the length of time they dispensed. I’m estimating 21 of the obsidian walkway platforms were used to dispense TNT based on destruction underneath them on the overhead map of L’Manberg from Eret. Quickly reviewing Tommy’s VOD of the event, the initial dispensing of TNT from all platforms seems to take relatively the same amount of time (around 8-14 seconds). The longest clear dispensing time I was able to see was 28 seconds and that is during Tommy’s confrontation of Dream on the catwalk with a dispenser that was already used at least once. After testing these times in a creative world, I found that the TNT dispensed at 5 TNT/sec.

During Techno and Tommy’s confrontation, Dream restocked at least 8 dispensers with a bunch of TNT so that they were going off for about 3 minutes (180 seconds).

Putting all this information together, we can ballpark a low estimate of how much TNT was used by Dream that day:

Initial Dispensing:

21 Dispensers * 8 Seconds * 5 TNT / Second = 840 TNT blocks

Techno & Tommy Confrontation Dispensing:

8 Dispensers * 180 seconds * 5 TNT/Second = 7,200 TNT blocks

Dream & Tommy Confrontation Dispensing:

1 Dispenser * 28 Seconds * 5 TNT/Second = 1,120 TNT blocks

Nikki also placed 20 blocks of TNT around L’Manberg at variance times.

Low Estimate of TNT used on Doomsday: 9,180 blocks

Using the previously calculated kt/block ratio:

0.00165 kt * 9,180 blocks = 15.147 kiloton of TNT in total

People, we have our atomic bomb.

[sleepeys]

a horrifying addition! dream effectively nuked a small city-state!

[theeretblr]

I miss l'manberg

I re-found these pictures the other day... me too.

[sokodraws]

he’s stuck as fuck, y’all :)

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[zagreus]

love how Johnny Cash’s cover of Hurt fucked so hard that everyone was just like “ok that’s his song now”

[wagamaggot]

that everyone includes trent reznor

[lascapigliata]

tony soprano privacy rights activist

[gaymooshroom-archive]

c!tina so far:

cat ears are actually demon horns covered in wool

attempting to scam and possibly destroy (??) las nevadas

kinoko kingdom resident

protecter of animals through possibly violent means

seems interested in being “president of everything”

new owner of bbh’s language sword 

[karda]

dad jacket !!

[codyjey]

YOU. YOUUUUU. holy fucking shit. Holy fucking shit. where do I even start? where do I start?

okay so c! sapnap started to explain to c! tina the history of the server. that's wonderful! c! sapnap content! and c! karl is here too! wow! ⅔ fiances! then he starts to talk about dream. how dream took things of value from people. how dream is locked away in prison. how he's only visited him once. how he STILL considers dream his best friend. how, in his own words, "not a day goes by where I don't think about dream". THAT'S INSANE. I'M INSANE.

but GET THIS! THAT ISN'T IT! he starts to explain his living situation, he lives in kinoko with his "fiance karl and prince george." first of all, he kisses karl when he says that. they kiss. this is Real life. second of all, he still considers george his prince. george is still a prince to him. what The fuck.

THEN… .. THENNNNN OH BOY. OH BOY. c tina asks about their wedding when they are going around kinoko. when it's happening. AND SAPNAP TAKES THIS FUCKING OPPORTUNITY TO DROP A BOMBSHELL DIRECTLY IN OUR FUCKING HOME. he asks karl straight up why quackity doesn't live with them. he asks that. just straight up. karl says "wasn't george supposed to do that?" and they talk about like who forgot to tell him. why he's not here. they get in a small ARGUEMENT. THEY ARE TALKING. THEY GET IN AN ARGUEMENT. sapnap knows karls memory is bad. this arguement is just over who was supposed to invite him. what happened. and then the arguement gets cut off and c! sapnap STOPS TALKING. HE STOPS TALKING THEN HE GOES TO BED.

karl says he needs to "help sapnap get to sleep" I'm assuming this means he sings lullabies or tells sapnap stories to help him sleep I'm taking it as that bc I need it rn.

anyways, they go to FUCKING LAS NEVADAS?????? and c karl leaves a sign saying "fuck your stupid ass space needle." HE THINKSSSS QUACKITY DIDN'T INVITE THEM ON PURPOSE. HE THINKSSSS THAT.

QUACKITY FUCKING SHOWS UP AND ASKS ABOUT THE SIGN KARL PLACED BUT NO ONE OWNS UP TO IT AND THEY SLIP OUT OF LORE MODE.

NOW I BET YOU WANNA KNOW MY OPINIONS ON IT! I BET YOU WANNA KNOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHH

c sapnap cares about c dream so much still. like he cares so much about everything and everyone. he thinks about him everyday. everyday. he's sad that he's gone. he's sad that he doesn't have his best friend anymore. you people that don't think c sapnap cares about c dream need to Shut your mouth.

then we get to the fiances stuff. OHHHHH THE FIANCES STUFF. OHHHHHH. I'm convinced these guys want me to d!e. like 5srs .

c quackity and c karl are the bitter ones. c sapnap is stuck in the middle of this. he just wants them all to be living together. wants things to be normal. wants to be happy. he doesn't understand what happened. he doesn't get why things like this are happening. karl thinks he invited quackity and he didn't. karl thinks quackity didn't invite them to las nevadas on purpose. quackity thinks that karl didn't invite him to kinoko. he thinks they don't like him anymore. and sapnap doesn't know what to believe. all he knows is quackity isn't with them and he wants him to be there.

c sapnap doesn't know how to act for himself. hes so used to following orders and he doesn't know how to confront quackity himself. he Doesn't know what to say he doesn't want to fuck it up.

like they just don't communicate with each other. it's just lack of communication. they need to TALK TO EACH OTHER. it'll be messy but it's necessary.

idk I feel crazy PLEASE TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS AND INTERPRETATIONS IN MY INBOX I'M BEGGING YOU

[fraseris]

obsessed with ace race being picked and wilbur going up by 6k viewers in one minute

[lizowskii-deactivated20171023]

true love is what you felt for that album you played for one month straight