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ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
bliss lane
tumblr dot com
$LAYYYTER
Misplaced Lens Cap
EXPECTATIONS
Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
izzy's playlists!
blake kathryn
Not today Justin
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Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Andulka
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shark vs the universe
almost home
seen from Iraq
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@the-real-jay-ferin
(yeetiestofyoots -> the-real-jay-ferin)
Hey, I'm Jay!
I use any pronouns and post about my hyperfixations way too much. My main ones at the moment are Five Nights at Freddy's and Severance.
I reblog some risqué stuff sometimes, so be warned and block the #suggestive tag if you're not into that
Not a Jay Ferin kin or fictive, just really like/relate to her
@yeetiestofyoots - pronouns.cc
Free Palestine 🍉🇵🇸
TERFs fuck off
@sleepy-stims - My stim blog
did YOU know they put a member of the aspec community in a death submarine in a blood ocean!? AND he met a cosmic horror eel that turned him into a tree?!?!!!???
Grace explaining sheepishly to Eridian linguists that the reason he uses different pronouns for Rocky than for the rest of the population is that he reflexively defaulted to assigning Rocky the same grammatical and social gender that he himself uses, in a way that has historical precedent but in modern English is considered somewhat chauvinistic and backward, and he's not proud of it but also the habit is pretty deeply ingrained now and unless Rocky objects it's probably easier to just keep on as he has been...
and immediately being informed lol. lmao. do not even worry about it. you have no idea what kind of buck wild grammatical constructs Rocky has invented for you. everyone else addresses you as foreigner/scholar. they're somehow managing to refer to you as their sibling, ward, and semidivine culture hero at the same time every time they talk about you.
having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro
i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer
Fun fact: Bunnies can levitate.
boba for nembrotha
can your girl blorbo make bread?
-yes (canonically)
-yes (my headcanon)
-no (canonically)
-no (my headcanon)
Can your girl blorbo make bread?
Yes (canonically)
Yes (my headcanon)
No (canonically)
No (my headcanon)
What’s your girl blorbo most likely on the way to?
Heaven
Hell
Valhalla
Reincarnation
Ghost
She’s always been dead
She’s immortal
Other
Would you kill any fictional characters for your girl blorbo?
Yes, several characters
Yes, one in particular
I wouldn’t kill them but I would make them compensate her in some way
I would, but they’re already dead
No, no characters I would kill for her
Other/nuance
The (European) sun is a deadly laser, stay safe everyone
☝️🤓 it’s because the further you move toward the earth’s poles, the lower the angle of the sun is at the hottest parts of the day, meaning the radiation hits your whole body, causing it to feel 10-20 degrees warmer than the thermometer reading will tell you. People from tropical climes, aka close to the equator, are used to the sun’s radiation hitting a much smaller target- their head and shoulders.
Also the further you move toward the poles the more pronounced the difference between the length of day and night is. Worst part of a far-north (or south) heatwave is it doesn’t get dark long enough for meaningful cooling.
It’s not the heat. It very literally is the sun.
adulthood notes:
The Rodeo Rule: you only have to do it for the first time once.
The Rohan Rule: if you are at a social function full of new people and you want to be liked, find someone doing important work like setup or food prep and offer to help.
The Tutorial Mode Rule: to navigate an unfamiliar situation where you fear you will mess up an interaction, preface the interaction by mentioning that you've never done this before, and let them know if you have a specific concern or question.
The Rocket Science Rule: most new things you want to try seem very complicated but are simple when taken step by step.
The [X] Will Remember That Rule: if you need to make small talk with the same person on a regular basis, try to save one fact or current event in their life from a given conversation and bring it up next time you talk.
The Cool Binder Rule: by wearing clothes and accessories that are to your taste instead of trying to blend in, people will be more likely to compliment you and show interest in you as a person.
The Rodeo Rule:
you only have to do it
for the first time once.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You know, every time I draw something stupid, I think to myself "surely I can't top this!" And then somehow I draw something even dumber
Edit: NOOO NOO WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES??? STOP IT!! ONLY LIKE 10 PEOPLE WERE SUPPOSED TO SEE THIS AND THEN ID BURY IT UNDER MY REPOSTS NOOO
Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.
He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"
"What?"
He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"
"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."
Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.
Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.
yeah yeah rainbow capitalism is bad and whatever but like. when I was a child, being pro gay was not the popular or lucrative choice. I'm happy that times have changed.
I miss rainbow capitalism. I do. I miss when it felt like public opinion was still pro gay. I understand it was always an empty gesture, but it mattered in a sense of knowing how socially acceptable being queer is. If that makes sense.
