jschlatt

next president of the united states

[the-real-jschlatt]

hello how does it feel to be my new hyperfixation

Pretty damn good!

[the-real-jschlatt]

Hey Wilbur! How are you?

I will destroy you with my bare hands, anonymous. I'm doing pretty good

[the-real-jschlatt]

Pizza or worm on a string this is critical

Pizza, obviously

[the-real-jschlatt]

I can post again, this is a wonderful day

[therealofficialjschlatt]

okay roll call. how many of us are there

[the-real-jschlatt]

I won't be able to post for a while, apologies in advance. Might try and figure out how to queue but I also might not

[the-real-jschlatt]

hello wholesome schlatt, how has your day been?

I'm not wholesome, fuck you. On a side note, my days going so-so, thank you for asking.

[the-real-jschlatt]

hey furry what‘s the take on rapper fanfiction

Immaculate. True works of art

[polychromatick-deactivated20210]

idk if anyones posted this yet or not but i thought it was really important to post this here!!

please for the love of god, do not vote for any minecraft youtubers on election day.

like i know its funny to say haha schlatt 2020 or pog 2020, but so many lives are relying on this election. do not do it. also this serves as a reminder! if you can vote, please do! if you cant! that's fine, remind others to vote! and vote blue down the ballot! stay safe while voting!! 💛

[the-real-jschlatt]

The fact that I'm not receiving asks is almost criminal. I deserve some respect

[the-real-jschlatt]

dream and the onceler loved each other. dream loved the onceler like a precious piece of art, untouchable and unreachable. he was afraid to get too close, to break the illusion of perfection. the onceler loved dream like a favorite pen, perfect to be used again and again until it ran out and became obsolete. dream was used to being used. for money, for his clout, for his hooters discount. but he was drawn painfully to the onceler, as icarus once was to the sun. he was going to burn.

I dont think I like you very much, anonymous

[the-real-jschlatt]

dream and the onceler go on dates where they both try to be as flamboyantly capitalist as possible. the onceler pays someone to let them skip in line, dream bribes a waiter to give them preferential treatment. the onceler puts on his goggles and dream nervously sweats as he thinks of his british sugar baby, georgenotfound. he compulsively dms gogy dearest $100. the onceler cries inside. he can never be as british as georgenotfound. no one can.

Yeah, sounds about right

[timedeoxd]

what the fuck??

[the-real-jschlatt]

You think I know?

[the-real-jschlatt]

dream and the onceler go on dates where they both try to be as flamboyantly capitalist as possible. the onceler pays someone to let them skip in line, dream bribes a waiter to give them preferential treatment. the onceler puts on his goggles and dream nervously sweats as he thinks of his british sugar baby, georgenotfound. he compulsively dms gogy dearest $100. the onceler cries inside. he can never be as british as georgenotfound. no one can.

Yeah, sounds about right

[the-real-jschlatt]

You kinda sus ngl

Thank you, I try

[the-real-jschlatt]

dream and the onceler love each other. after a long day in their respective factories (thneed and clout <3) they come home and fall onto opposite ends of their alaskan king sized bed. a few $50 bills flutter from the lining of the mattress. dream uses a 7-foot truffula stick to gently pet onceler's head. onceler giggles wealthily. they fall asleep to the sound of dream's videos and the whacking of truffula trees. george silently accepts $50 on paypal during the night. Dream sleep-simps.

mm. no thank you, whoever you are

[the-real-jschlatt]

I think I will cause problems on purpose

[jschlattofficial]

To all Schlatt kinnies who see this post. I think it’s about time we grouped up.

[jschlattofficial]

As usual I’m the only reliable bitch around

[jschlattofficial]

I don’t need anyone.

[president-jschlatt]

sadge

[jschlattofficial]

So now you show your face.

[president-jschlatt]

some of us have actual responsibilities

[jschlattofficial]

I don’t often open to the idea of partnership, fellow Schlatt. Are you interested or not?

[president-jschlatt]

make your offer quickly

[jschlattofficial]

You know how much of a mess this platform is. And you’re a president just like I am, if a little furrier around the edges.

I’m saying, if we pooled our skill, we could really show everyone something to remember.

[president-jschlatt]

alright, you have my attention. however, i need something more something more specific

[the-real-jschlatt]

how have i already missed so much? its been like 3 hours