mike

you'll never find the real me, you crazed conspiracy theorists. :)

[the-real-mike]

ooc post

hi! i made this blog for the funny's. its about mike (the REAL mike) from deltarune

he will intentionally avoid answering questions related to who he is because that's funny.

[the-real-mike]

Microwave

true

[the-real-mike]

what does your pfp say

"it's me, the friend cowboy cat microphone."

all GREAT guesses, definitely.

uh huh.

[ask-tenna]

hey whats up ...*trying to remember your name* ...tinnitus!

…good effort!

It’s “Tenna”!

[maliceanon]

Alright Tennis

[ask-tenna]

I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today I’m not going to fall for the bait today

[maliceanon]

Yeah, don't fall for for the bait, Tilapia

Don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, don't fall, Tenuto. You have a lot work to do than fighting

[ask-tenna]

TILAPIA?!

[probably-underyourfurniture]

How was your date last night, Teratocarcinoma

[ask-tenna]

I WILL RIP ONE OF YOUR LEGS OFF

[the-real-mike]

woah, don't get so mad about it boss. its not their fault they can't spell Tarantula.

[the-real-mike]

how cool is tenna

Cooler than Email.

[the-real-mike]

do you leave false clues around for the conspiracy theorists just to screw with them

Yes

it's funny

[the-real-mike]

Nice try, you won't find me THAT easily. ;)