no hunz we in space

Mike. I spend more time reading comics and watching tv shows/movies than I should.

[faggo-tron-prime]

Stop!

Take this before you scroll any further:

*gently kisses your forehead*

[greelin]

“but that’s neither here nor there” well where is it then.

[jimxugle]

Yonder

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[only-cat-memes]

[sapphling]

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss

[welcometothehole]

me when im reading a good book, and it’s a good book, and i love a good book

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[vi-visected]

i told my dad the joke “dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder” and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

[begaylickrocks]

When you touch a boy’s face and he leans into it like a cat, reblog if you agree

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[xulme]

[i-am-a-fish]

don't be mean to yourself that's you

[i-am-a-fish]

you live there

[depsidase]

[heavensickness]

obsessed. also makes sense when you remember than butterflies drink blood

[dearorpheus]

[orofeaiel]

Merry Mischief Makers

[the-real-gmail]

Vote for me I'll bring back the dinosaurs

[kraglynn]

There’s a whole overdone franchise about how bad of an idea that is, I WILL still be voting for you though.

[the-real-gmail]

They did it wrong because they tried to contain them

Dinosaurs do not like containment, if we set them free, they lose their appetite for humans and become vegan

I would set them free in every major city

That's where most vegan restaurants are

[kraglynn]

This is so true and real and I will vote for you twice now