Nether

Overworld's neighbor. Closest planet to the block sun. It/Its.

[the-real-nether]

Meh. I'll do an introduction I guess. I'm Nether, I've died like 450 times, I hate it being unable to permanently die is the literal worst. Oh, also I'm a cube.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Do you have any violent tenancies? Because we... find ourselves with a couple Karen's, but can't kick their asses because it would be bad for business."

He smoked as he said so

[the-real-nether]

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

[the-real-nether]

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

[the-real-nether]

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Yeah, I was just agreeing. Now lower it, you're gonna fucking scare people."

He hissed with his teeth bared

[the-real-nether]

K. Can I use this pot by the way? I have gold.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"I bet you do. Try anything and you're out of here."

[the-real-nether]

....So how much does the pot cost? In gold.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Do you have any violent tenancies? Because we... find ourselves with a couple Karen's, but can't kick their asses because it would be bad for business."

He smoked as he said so

[the-real-nether]

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

[the-real-nether]

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

[the-real-nether]

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Yeah, I was just agreeing. Now lower it, you're gonna fucking scare people."

He hissed with his teeth bared

[the-real-nether]

K. Can I use this pot by the way? I have gold.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Do you have any violent tenancies? Because we... find ourselves with a couple Karen's, but can't kick their asses because it would be bad for business."

He smoked as he said so

[the-real-nether]

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

[the-real-nether]

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Ohhh, damn. Gotta be honest, you did deserve that beating."

[the-real-nether]

I LITERALLY SAID I DESERVED IT!

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Do you have any violent tenancies? Because we... find ourselves with a couple Karen's, but can't kick their asses because it would be bad for business."

He smoked as he said so

[the-real-nether]

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Did he deserve it? Like, was he being a bitch?"

[the-real-nether]

No but I got beaten later, which I did deserve and broke off my own arm to replace it.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Do you have any violent tenancies? Because we... find ourselves with a couple Karen's, but can't kick their asses because it would be bad for business."

He smoked as he said so

[the-real-nether]

I melted my ex boyfriend's arm off.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Oh well, better than nothing, I guess. Welcome home, bud."

[the-real-nether]

Oh, also I can cook. And I can literally carry virtually infinite weight without it affecting me at all.

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Depends on what you consider normal. And I don't mind as long as you carry your weight."

[the-real-nether]

I'm, uh, good with plants? Kinda?

[hells-garden-of-vines]

"Hey. Call me Aster, it's a pleasure to meet you."

Aster's a 22 year old demon who passed away and both haunts and runs a flower shop.

It's.. kind of odd, honestly. He's decently quiet, and gives the impression of a gentle soul, but quite reckless and enjoys saying things to get reactions out of people, flustered, angry, sad, his amusement doesn't care.

[the-real-nether]

...are you just, like, some guy? Whatever. Oi, we've never met before now but like, can I crash here indefinitely?

[valetudo-official]

Oi, weirdo with wings. I know we've never met, but could I crash here? only other person i could've asked besides someone who'd definitely kill me kinda kicked me out. and I can't exactly go back to my solar system right now because of - someone. @the-real-nether

uh…

*He looked it up and down*

will you bring any trouble here? I kind of have other shit to do than to babysit some fire guy.

[the-real-nether]

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

[valetudo-official]

….

Are you going to be a dick this entire time? If so, get the fuck out.

[the-real-nether]

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

[valetudo-official]

…

why should I let you stay?

[the-real-nether]

I know how to make tea?

[valetudo-official]

aren’t you that guy who burned off his boyfriends arm—

[the-real-nether]

How did word of that ALREADY get out? To be fair I only did it because the arm killed me a buncha times! Which was also my fault, but still! And I broke off my own arm in an attempt to replace it but that didn't work because he cut it off. I mean, lava and fire doesn't even hurt that much! Right......?

[valetudo-official]

yup, not my issue. *He slammed the door in Nethers face*

[the-real-nether]

WAIT I could, uhm, I could- I'll - I, uh- please? please please please please please please please?

[valetudo-official]

Oi, weirdo with wings. I know we've never met, but could I crash here? only other person i could've asked besides someone who'd definitely kill me kinda kicked me out. and I can't exactly go back to my solar system right now because of - someone. @the-real-nether

uh…

*He looked it up and down*

will you bring any trouble here? I kind of have other shit to do than to babysit some fire guy.

[the-real-nether]

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

[valetudo-official]

….

Are you going to be a dick this entire time? If so, get the fuck out.

[the-real-nether]

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

[valetudo-official]

…

why should I let you stay?

[the-real-nether]

I know how to make tea?

[valetudo-official]

aren’t you that guy who burned off his boyfriends arm—

[the-real-nether]

How did word of that ALREADY get out? To be fair I only did it because the arm killed me a buncha times! Which was also my fault, but still! And I broke off my own arm in an attempt to replace it but that didn't work because he cut it off. I mean, lava and fire doesn't even hurt that much! Right......?

[valetudo-official]

Oi, weirdo with wings. I know we've never met, but could I crash here? only other person i could've asked besides someone who'd definitely kill me kinda kicked me out. and I can't exactly go back to my solar system right now because of - someone. @the-real-nether

uh…

*He looked it up and down*

will you bring any trouble here? I kind of have other shit to do than to babysit some fire guy.

[the-real-nether]

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

[valetudo-official]

….

Are you going to be a dick this entire time? If so, get the fuck out.

[the-real-nether]

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

[valetudo-official]

…

why should I let you stay?

[the-real-nether]

I know how to make tea?

[valetudo-official]

Oi, weirdo with wings. I know we've never met, but could I crash here? only other person i could've asked besides someone who'd definitely kill me kinda kicked me out. and I can't exactly go back to my solar system right now because of - someone. @the-real-nether

uh…

*He looked it up and down*

will you bring any trouble here? I kind of have other shit to do than to babysit some fire guy.

[the-real-nether]

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

[valetudo-official]

….

Are you going to be a dick this entire time? If so, get the fuck out.

[the-real-nether]

I am not being a dick. I'm just saying, usually when I fuck everything up it's only after I have a good relationship with them. And I'm not some fire guy.

[valetudo-official]

Oi, weirdo with wings. I know we've never met, but could I crash here? only other person i could've asked besides someone who'd definitely kill me kinda kicked me out. and I can't exactly go back to my solar system right now because of - someone. @the-real-nether

uh…

*He looked it up and down*

will you bring any trouble here? I kind of have other shit to do than to babysit some fire guy.

[the-real-nether]

I am not 'some fire guy'! Also, I'm offended you think I'd do that! Without us knowing one adequately another first, that is.

[planet-cubed]

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

[the-real-nether]

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmohfuckshitfucfuckfuckfuckfuc- is that- oh- oh fuck. *It ran back inside, not even having spent 13 seconds outside. It got notably warmer.* OI! @nix-moon-of-plutoo. the reason I'm hiding is here looking for you. Probably. Also probably did something to end - i don't think you've met End yet but- Anyways, aim for the stomach if - well, more like when - they get inside. Kill them if you can, I mean... they'll respawn but still. Anyways, I'm gonna actually go now so I can prepare to

CARVE. OUT. THEIR. FUCKING. HEART.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

WHAT- UH-

WHATS THEIR NAME, I CAN JUST CARVE MYSELF—

[the-real-nether]

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

[the-real-nether]

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

…

Fight your own battles, Nether.

…..

please get out.

take your stuff and leave- I’m not risking my life for you.

[the-real-nether]

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

ITS YOUR PLANET. NOT MINE.

I’ll explain to it, maybe even join it- since you want to be such a fucking asshole!

[the-real-nether]

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

IM FUCKING PANICKING BECAUSE YOUR ISSUE IS AFTER ME.

so excuse my bad decisions, maybe if you weren’t such a jackass this wouldn’t be happening

or I don’t know…

stop being a bad person?

*He shoved Nether outside, and slammed the door shut*

[the-real-nether]

I'M FUCKING TR--- nix...? nix im sorry.......................... nix please... *It spoke to the door, despite probably knowing Nix was most likely not listening - for good reason.*

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

*You can just hear sobbing, and the lock clicks. The sobbing faded as he walked away from the door…*

[the-real-nether]

...nix?

[planet-cubed]

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

[the-real-nether]

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmohfuckshitfucfuckfuckfuckfuc- is that- oh- oh fuck. *It ran back inside, not even having spent 13 seconds outside. It got notably warmer.* OI! @nix-moon-of-plutoo. the reason I'm hiding is here looking for you. Probably. Also probably did something to end - i don't think you've met End yet but- Anyways, aim for the stomach if - well, more like when - they get inside. Kill them if you can, I mean... they'll respawn but still. Anyways, I'm gonna actually go now so I can prepare to

CARVE. OUT. THEIR. FUCKING. HEART.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

WHAT- UH-

WHATS THEIR NAME, I CAN JUST CARVE MYSELF—

[the-real-nether]

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

[the-real-nether]

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

…

Fight your own battles, Nether.

…..

please get out.

take your stuff and leave- I’m not risking my life for you.

[the-real-nether]

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

ITS YOUR PLANET. NOT MINE.

I’ll explain to it, maybe even join it- since you want to be such a fucking asshole!

[the-real-nether]

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

IM FUCKING PANICKING BECAUSE YOUR ISSUE IS AFTER ME.

so excuse my bad decisions, maybe if you weren’t such a jackass this wouldn’t be happening

or I don’t know…

stop being a bad person?

*He shoved Nether outside, and slammed the door shut*

[the-real-nether]

I'M FUCKING TR--- nix...? nix im sorry.......................... nix please... *It spoke to the door, despite probably knowing Nix was most likely not listening - for good reason.*

[planet-cubed]

*They stood outside Nix's home, covered in something* You're sure this is the right place? I am sure. Right, and you're sure that this one should be so high up on the list? It likely won't, but if it wanted to it's could kill us. Even with creative mode. Ah. That is a problem.

[the-real-nether]

Hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmohfuckshitfucfuckfuckfuckfuc- is that- oh- oh fuck. *It ran back inside, not even having spent 13 seconds outside. It got notably warmer.* OI! @nix-moon-of-plutoo. the reason I'm hiding is here looking for you. Probably. Also probably did something to end - i don't think you've met End yet but- Anyways, aim for the stomach if - well, more like when - they get inside. Kill them if you can, I mean... they'll respawn but still. Anyways, I'm gonna actually go now so I can prepare to

CARVE. OUT. THEIR. FUCKING. HEART.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

WHAT- UH-

WHATS THEIR NAME, I CAN JUST CARVE MYSELF—

[the-real-nether]

I- You won't need to carve yourself. You just need to aim for the stomach and pull out the glowing cube. Without that it's kinda hopeless for them.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

OKAY WELL I HAVE NO FUCKING FIGHTING EXPERIENCE- WHY CANT YOU DO IT? ITS YOUR BATTLE!

[the-real-nether]

........uhm... u- Uhm... well- Well I- I mean, they're here for- it's not like- I mean, you're- I just can't, okay?

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

…

Fight your own battles, Nether.

…..

please get out.

take your stuff and leave- I’m not risking my life for you.

[the-real-nether]

THIS ISN'T FOR MYSELF YOU-! Whatever. Ignore my advice. Don't blame me when they fucking kill you.

[nix-moon-of-plutoo]

ITS YOUR PLANET. NOT MINE.

I’ll explain to it, maybe even join it- since you want to be such a fucking asshole!

[the-real-nether]

Psh. Sure. Go ahead and join the guy who is almost DEFINITELY here to kill you just because I'm being rude. Reeeeeeaaaaaaal smart, Nix.